I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas
The yelling at your kids one, we call that scary voice. The Boy actually thinks that one is scarier than yelling.....and it is.
Happy humpday humping YG!
"You don't fuck with the Jesus duck" is going to be my new answer to everything and everyone. Thanks, YDG!
If you lead a good life, Say your prayers,& Go to church,When you die,You will go toTEXASI heard somewhere that those that live in Tejas go straight to heaven when they die because they've already spent their time in HELL!!
So when my sweet southern friend says Bless your heart, she's really saying Fuck you bitch?I thought so.
Gotta try the whisper thing.
I've always does the whisper thing..my kids would know as long as I was yelling and screaming things were the norm. If I lowered my voice and spoke low and slow they knew they were fucked.Summer in Texas IS HELL. YES.. every time your southern friend says bless your heart, she's saying fuck you bitch..honest.
talk soft and carry a big love.the Ol'Buzzard
So many funnies, thanks for the giggle again JS!
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