I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Wednesday, January 23, 2013



Anonymous said...

The yelling at your kids one, we call that scary voice. The Boy actually thinks that one is scarier than yelling.....and it is.

MarkD60 said...

Happy humpday humping YG!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

"You don't fuck with the Jesus duck" is going to be my new answer to everything and everyone. Thanks, YDG!

Kulkuri said...

If you lead a good life,
Say your prayers,
& Go to church,
When you die,
You will go to

I heard somewhere that those that live in Tejas go straight to heaven when they die because they've already spent their time in HELL!!

Jan said...

So when my sweet southern friend says Bless your heart, she's really saying Fuck you bitch?

I thought so.

jadedj said...

Gotta try the whisper thing.

yellowdoggranny said...

I've always does the whisper thing..my kids would know as long as I was yelling and screaming things were the norm. If I lowered my voice and spoke low and slow they knew they were fucked.
Summer in Texas IS HELL.
YES.. every time your southern friend says bless your heart, she's saying fuck you bitch..honest.

Ol'Buzzard said...

talk soft and carry a big love.
the Ol'Buzzard

FoxyMoron said...

So many funnies, thanks for the giggle again JS!