My faves are Grumpy Cat and the hamster, the maiden-mother-crone quotation and the Knights of Ni eye chart! It seems like Monday to me today because I'm going back to work.
The quote above, from Johannes Kepler, with his portrait and representation of the Solar System up to and including the planet Uranus, is rife with temporal incongruity.
Mr. Kepler died in 1630. And although 'noticed' in 1690, Uranus was not 'discovered' as a 'planet' in our Solar System until 1781, by William Herschel. In other words, the Solar System diagram is temporally incorrect.
Pedantic of me you say?
Ha!
I need only respond with the pedants stock retort, "He that is faithful in that which is least is faithful also in much" (Luke 16:10).
It has come to my attention, through The Tutor and his myriad spies, that our dear friend, BBC has the following items on his 'Curriculum Vitae'
1) BBC is infected with Herpes Simplex 2. I wonder if he informs his sexual partners?
2) BBC has served a 10 day custodial sentence for a Domestic Disturbance charge. He beat his wife it would appear.
3) He lives in a house on property that was 'gifted' to him by an elderly woman. This might be an outrageous abuse of the elderly, fraud even, perhaps.
4) BBC has a dangerously high systolic pressure over diastolic pressure reading. This would explain his inability to effect and sustain a penile erection of any consequence.
I guess number 4 cancels number 1. And as far as numbers 2 and 3 are concerned, I reckon women get what they deserve, right BBC?
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My faves are Grumpy Cat and the hamster, the maiden-mother-crone quotation and the Knights of Ni eye chart! It seems like Monday to me today because I'm going back to work.
The world actually did end, the government covered it up.
Aha! I KNEW it!
The quote above, from Johannes Kepler, with his portrait and representation of the Solar System up to and including the planet Uranus, is rife with temporal incongruity.
Mr. Kepler died in 1630. And although 'noticed' in 1690, Uranus was not 'discovered' as a 'planet' in our Solar System until 1781, by William Herschel.
In other words, the Solar System diagram is temporally incorrect.
Pedantic of me you say?
Ha!
I need only respond with the pedants stock retort, "He that is faithful in that which is least is faithful also in much" (Luke 16:10).
Good ones. As usual, I'm borrowing a couple.
I'm pretending i didn't see that one about chocolate and asses and thighs.
It has come to my attention, through The Tutor and his myriad spies, that our dear friend, BBC has the following items on his 'Curriculum Vitae'
1) BBC is infected with Herpes Simplex 2.
I wonder if he informs his sexual partners?
2) BBC has served a 10 day custodial sentence for a Domestic Disturbance charge.
He beat his wife it would appear.
3) He lives in a house on property that was 'gifted' to him by an elderly woman.
This might be an outrageous abuse of the elderly, fraud even, perhaps.
4) BBC has a dangerously high systolic pressure over diastolic pressure reading.
This would explain his inability to effect and sustain a penile erection of any consequence.
I guess number 4 cancels number 1. And as far as numbers 2 and 3 are concerned, I reckon women get what they deserve, right BBC?
I love the police one and the one about the world ending, thanks for making me laugh Jackie Sue.
Reading and a "grinnin."
(((hugs)))Pat
WTF is wrong with Americans. Damn good question!
I"m loving all this unloading on BBC and maybe he'll go away and then I can comment on my other friends blogs like I used to..
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