I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..
My grandchildren allow me to cuss while watching football or driving. Otherwise they try to correct me though it doesn't really work.
"Fool me three times" totally caught me off guard and I laughed out loud. Dry humor is the best.
me too..dry humor is my life.
Hey, did I sleep through Sunday and it's Monday already? Nooooooooo!Will Ferrell, you crazy bastard! And the three branches of government made me LOL too!
no I forgot to put it for monday..duh
Have a great week Jackiesue!
The Boehner one made me snort coffee.
Bill Nye has it right.
I definitely want woodland animals to clean my house. Because that's pretty much the only way it's gonna get done.
I let shit for for 3 months then do a marathon cleaning and then I'm done for another 3 months.
Yeah, what the fuck is up with those slacker woodland creatures? The constitution as your crazy old grandpa, ha! Three branches of government was good. The fool me three times, haha. Also the drunk driving one. Too many good ones, as always.
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