I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

I feel like hammered shit.

 I have the sit down, defecate, jump up spin around and regurgitate blues...I managed to put these two up before my head smacked down on my laptop..Me, Jamie, Dylan and Abby..all sick..supposedly it's a one day attack..I can only hope..hope to be well enough for Friday..but I make no promises..I'm old..I don't bounce back like I used to ..
laters gaters...

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh no, that's terrible! I hope it's only a 24 hour bug, as you say. Feel better soon, Jackiesue!

Valerie said...

Hope you feel better soon--sounds awful!

AZ Guy said...

Sounds like you stopped by my ex's house for her turkey tetrachloride. Lots of sleep and Pepto to ya !

pam nash said...

Feel better soon! No fun being sick.

wibble said...

...And here I was, thinking that I was the only one who ever used that particular aphorism.

fluids, rest and tell all the trumpkins to Fuck Right Off.

jono said...

Fluids and sleep. Easy on the beer.

yellowdoggranny said...

ooh ..noo..beer..unless there is as ass that needs to be kicked..I quit drinking cause I used to be a happy drunk..right up until I punched you in the face..mine is stretching out into 2 days..Jamie and the kids are great..I still feel like warmed over shit..but I do feel like I'm on the mend..to be sure of Friday's post..I'm going to do it now and predate it..
my friends were making drive bys..pull up in parking lot..throw groceries on porch, knock and then drive off..no one wants what I have..

The Blog Fodder said...

Hope you are over this bug soon. My mom said of the "48-hour flu", the first day you are afraid you will die and the second day you are afraid you wont.

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