I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

107 again. Heat index 183...my bra melted.......tits on fire

 






























































14 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Tits on fire? OH NO! Hope you can cool off!

"The face of Pam Dawber, the soul of Torquemada" is right. All the Middle Age Riot ones were good. LEECHES!

And those "new classroom safety pods" are terrifying enough, but the response "are these for the police to hide in" is a true burn!

And absolutely YES, free women terrify religion.

JustGail said...

Those pods are ominous, not even considering what they are for. I sort of understand the reasoning, but it seems like putting those in a classroom shoves the possibility of getting shot into kids faces on a daily basis.
The free speech, thought, and women one deserves to be on t-shirts.

I don't get on the floor any more without planning how I'm getting back up.

SickoRicko said...

My sweet lady-friend, you hit so many nails on the head today! And I really, really like that last one, considering what you told me. Keep pluggin'!

Leanna said...

OMG! That last one is definitely me. I always forget that my fake knees won't get my fat ass back up normal again. It never fails. Oh! Have you heard of the Mothers Against Gregg Abbott? Yeah MAGA. Beto is gonna win for sure because of Uvalde.

pam nash said...

Tits on fire - right there with ya. I refuse to look at the weather and/or thermometer any more. As bad as the news. Honest to god - cruz sounds more like a snake-oil salesman every time he opens his mouth or comes out in public (a common expression used to describe someone who sells, promotes, or is a general proponent of some valueless or fraudulent cure, remedy, or solution).

yellowdoggranny said...

debra it's been over 107 every day..fuckaduck..lucky it's just my tits that are on fire.the safety pods made me weep.how would you like to go to school every day and see those.
Gail I got on the floor the other night cleaning out bottom cupboards and culdn't get up..had to scoot and crawl to the living room(laughing all the way ) to the couch so I could get up..stupid stupid stupid.
Leanna, read comment to Gail..I was texting Rick and telling him..so dumb.
Pam, it's plum scary that heat..Great Britian is on fire and so is Texas..sigh+++

Tundra Bunny said...

"It was treason, Bert. It was fucking treason." This one had me ROFLMAO! I just hope Big Bird doesn't have to trade in his nest for a safety pod...

Ozma G said...

Always worth taking a moment to point out that Brett Kavanaugh is a jackal.

River said...

Finland take a bow.
Take several bows.
I have no trouble getting up off the floor.
YET.

Valerie said...

Getting off the floor is why I have dogs :-) They just think I'm loving them extra hard. Love all the great memes! Hope you stay cool, heat index in SC was 110 Bleah!

Bruce.desertrat said...

I don't get on the floor without a backup plan to my plan for getting up.

yellowdoggranny said...

Bunny...watching the thursday night session and it was mind boggling.
Ozma and a asshole.
River...show off..
Valerie..I keep telling myself I can't get on the floor and get up and damn if I don't believe myself and get down there any how and then act surprised when I can't get up..hahaha
Bruce.hahah...I do it and have no plan...ever...

The Blog Fodder said...

If I drop something, I consider how bad I need it.
And yes, If Heaven is full of Republicans Jesus Christians, Hell is a far better alternative.

yellowdoggranny said...

haha..Allen..me too...and glad I'm a pagan and don't have to worry about going to heaven and being with republican christians