I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, August 28, 2023

I bet Trump is sweating bullets..and there's some urine stains in his shorts.


next Friday is beginning of Westfest weekend and I will have the gg's..we'll do the parade and then I'll have them till Sunday evening...so unless there is a surge of energy shooting thru the air..?  This Wednesday will be last posting till next Wed. I'll either be in a coma or drunk somewhere..love ya sonsabitches.


















































 

19 comments:

Jeff Del Papa said...

Growing older is inevitable, growing up is optional.

Anonymous said...

Rudy Giuliani's "Mug Shots" cracked me up! How far can one fall.
(Apparently he can no longer afford hair color).

SickoRicko said...

Terrific line-up! Have a good time at the festival!

Ozma G said...

I enjoy all the height and weight comparisons, but most especially Jabba the Hutt. Also the hair color claim; strawberry blonde? I don't think that's what it mean.
Have fun with the kids.

Jerri said...

I like the Jack In a Box music idea!
My word, just reading about your weekend plans is exhausting! I know you all will have a great time though.
May the Force be with you ✌️

Bruce.desertrat said...

Love the pop goes the weasel thing. I identify all to well with the 'I want to rehome myself' one!

yellowdoggranny said...

rade..I plan on it...its something I love to do every year.
Jeff, I think I have that on my blog somewhere..I'm nearly 80 and I still refuse to grown up..
anonymous he can't afford common sense.
Rick...wish everyone could come down for Westfest just once in their life...the food is killer.
Ozma..I don't think they're as excited about it as I am.
Jerri,I want to make a recording of me yelling to let me out of the coffin and have them play it at the gravesite..
yeah, Desert Rat. I would love to rehome myself..soon.

Nan said...

No urine stains in the Human Yam's shorts unless his Depends sprang a leak.

yellowdoggranny said...

Nan, you are sooo bad...

River said...

Questioning the legality of Native Anerican?
Oh boy!

Richard said...

Have fun at the festival. All this time, when you said you are from that West, Texas I was imagining Lubbock or Amarillo. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I just learned that there is a place called West, Texas and it is not where I thought it was! I learned that at this festival there will be kolaches! Thanks, yellowdoggranny!

yellowdoggranny said...

yeah, River.not too smart.
Richard...come on down..its great food...great music and the best parade in Texas.yeah, a lot of people think I mean West Texas and not West, Texas...or as we say..West comma Texas.

JustGail said...

thanks for the Monday grins even tho it's Tuesday. Just reading about the upcoming Westfest with the ggs wears me out!

Somewhere said...

Let's be gooder, and badder, and thank you! Wishing you a great time at Westfest and good times with you GGs (and some quiet to follow)!

Mike said...

91 criminal charges
26...
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2 trillion handout to corporations and billionaires.

yellowdoggranny said...

Gail, trust me..by Monday my ass will be dragging.
somewhere...I know my ass is going to be fried during the parade.
mike...........EXACTLY

Anonymous said...

Love the Little Golden Book. BF

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Jabba the Hutt and The Shady Bunch, LOL!

Anonymous said...

Keep in mind, Fox News and other right wing media lie machines did not create Donald Trump. The criminal right wing media and Donald Trump were created by the MAGAts. The republican base has been evil for at least 50 years. If Reagan were around today, they would be calling him either a liberal or a RINO. They besmirched John McCain, who is a true war hero for the lies of a coward, swindler, misogynist, serial cheater, who fits all the criteria for being the antichrist. The people who comprise the Trump mob have always been evil because it is in their DNA. Think long and hard before you dismiss this assertion.