That hunchback joke is very personal to me. I spent my entire childhood with my Grammy and my Mom tellin' me "stand up straight!" I guess they thought I was rebelling against good posture, but I wasn't in a slouch, I was bent!! Both of my tormentors were off-planet by the time a doctor told me I had a spine issue. Damn! I woulda loved to tell them them an early diagnosis might have been helpful!! ๐คจ
Now, that IS a croc of shit! Taylor’s cat, Benjamin Buttons(who, as a cat, is richer than I can even imagine)agrees. That picture says it all…so does donnie’s head exploding ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ With apologies to Dr. Suess - thing 1 and thing 2. It’s nice to know that our needs and pleas can wake you from a sound sleep, Jackiesue ๐คญ It is appreciated. …one more g’kid birthday and we’re set for Christmas ๐
Seven hundred seventy and seven years is what it feels like when you live under siege day in and day out with these hostile enemy Christians and that republican political party that they have created. It is perfectly fine for them to have their odd three-ways and the occasional GOP blowjob, but no, being woke is a big problem. Drill baby drill, we need a dictator, that is what they say.
I don't know about you all, but I will never be like them. They are afraid of books, they are afraid of me, they are afraid of themselves.
The Manchurian Cantaloupe cracked me up. I read so much good stuff about Taylor Swift. One of these days I must listen to her music. I nominate her for sainthood at any rate
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Nazi Circle Jerk, Real Housewives of San Quentin, Handmaids Tale, right on!
'The road to the Handmaid's Tale world..." terrifying!!!
The head of the 'Manchurian Cantaloupe' exploding... an unexpected benefit of Time magazine's selection for person of the year.
Lily
That hunchback joke is very personal to me. I spent my entire childhood with my Grammy and my Mom tellin' me "stand up straight!" I guess they thought I was rebelling against good posture, but I wasn't in a slouch, I was bent!! Both of my tormentors were off-planet by the time a doctor told me I had a spine issue. Damn! I woulda loved to tell them them an early diagnosis might have been helpful!! ๐คจ
Now, that IS a croc of shit!
Taylor’s cat, Benjamin Buttons(who, as a cat, is richer than I can even imagine)agrees. That picture says it all…so does donnie’s head exploding ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
With apologies to Dr. Suess - thing 1 and thing 2.
It’s nice to know that our needs and pleas can wake you from a sound sleep, Jackiesue ๐คญ It is appreciated.
…one more g’kid birthday and we’re set for Christmas ๐
The croc of shit is spot on!
Seven hundred seventy and seven years is what it feels like when you live under siege day in and day out with these hostile enemy Christians and that republican political party that they have created. It is perfectly fine for them to have their odd three-ways and the occasional GOP blowjob, but no, being woke is a big problem. Drill baby drill, we need a dictator, that is what they say.
I don't know about you all, but I will never be like them. They are afraid of books, they are afraid of me, they are afraid of themselves.
The Manchurian Cantaloupe cracked me up. I read so much good stuff about Taylor Swift. One of these days I must listen to her music. I nominate her for sainthood at any rate
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