Well, fuck!...I have been picked by Christie to do another meme..same one...7 weird things about me..You all know all the weird things about me..and we all agree...on me...it ain't weird...but I'll try again to think of some new weird things...but if I run out of new weird things..I will lie and will have to pick which ones you think are really something about me..or something that I made up...
1.I have a tattoo of a eight ball on my left titty....and then when it became to look more like a tear drop as my boobs got 'longer'...I had it replaced with a Dallas Cowboy helmet with the #40 on it...for my favorite Cowboy...Bill Bates...or as I like to call him...Master Bates...
2.I'm allergic to mistletoe..not break out into a rash kind of allergy...the kind of allergy where your skin crawls and you feel like your touching something dead if you come in contact with it...It's creepy nasty stuff and I hate it..
3.My favorite automobile was my blue jeep...I loved that blue jeep...and would trade all of the automobiles that I have ever owned (even my baby blue Thunderbird) to have it back...or one just like it..
4.I was 18 years old before I knew that cunt cap wasn't the name of the hats gi's wore..the one that is like an envelope?...I thought they were called cunt caps because that is all I ever heard them called...I was 14 before I knew that cocksucker wasn't a military term for civilians.
5.I am 64 years old and don't think I have ever truly been 'in love'....I was in lust, heat, and in like..and thought I was in love..but when I look back on them...nah...I didn't love them..The one man I think I might have actually have been in love with, I couldn't get..and wonder if I thought I was in love with him for that reason...
6.I smoked for the first time when I was 8 years old..
smoked till I was about 30 or there abouts..and quit for my son who said I would die of cancer and leave him an orphan and he would be adopted by a homosexual couple...long story, that most of you already know..
7.I love the Philadelphia Eagles..
