CHRISTMAS SURVEY

I'm supposed to link this to the person that tagged me, but I can't get anything to work on blogger today so fuckit...and I'm not tagging anyone..anyone want to do it? be my guest.
1. Copy and paste the questions into your blog.
3. Answer the questions.

Okay, here we go . . . .
The Christmas Survey
1. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
fork me I'm done
2. Tell me about one of your special traditions.
I don't kill people that say happy holidays.
3. When do you put up your tree?
this year I put it up early so I could see if Dexter was going to kill it.
4. Are you a Black Friday shopper?
This is the first Black Friday I didn't go in about 3 years..said fuckit
5. Do you travel at Christmas or stay home?
get on I-35? travel? your shitting me right?
6. What is your funniest Christmas memory?
there is nothing fucking funny about Christmas
7. What is your favourite Christmas movie of all time?
The Christmas Story..
8. Do you do your own Christmas baking and what's your favourite treat?
Yes, I'm stupid..I bake a lot. Pecan pies, pumpkin pies, chocolate pies, cookies, cakes, fudge, and my favorite is the pecan pie.
9. Fake or real tree?
For years I had real trees, the kids and I would go pick up one and decorate it together..now? I got a fake one about 3 years ago on sale and now it's starting to look a little wore out, especially since Dexter has taken to sitting in it.
10. What day does the actual panic set in to get it all done?
Panic?...you'd have to give a shit to panic..and I don't give a shit.
11. Are you still wrapping presents on Christmas Eve?
hell no..
12. What is your favourite family fun time at Christmas?
fun? fun time at Christmas? your still shitting me right?
13. What Christmas craft do you like the best?
I don't craft.
14. Christmas music, yes or no? If yes, what is your favourite song?
Little Drummer Boy, by Tennessee Ernie Ford.
15 when do you plan on finishing your shopping.
I'm done...