Before the Goddess answers your questions she has a request...Babs the most beloved mini Goddess is in need of our prayers...she is going in Monday to have an operation on her right eye...it's not life threatning but I believe in covering all the bases..so I ask that you all say a little prayer( a lot of little prayers) and light a few candles for our friend. You don't have to pray to the Goddess, you can pray to Jesus, Mary, Buddha, Allah, or Fred...it's just important that the prayers are out there...thanks...
Ok.........now to business...You are not making this easy on me are you....but I will please you all..
To the Double Decker Bus guy...what a great idea you have...and he's wondering if he will be successful in his attempt to get'er going...I think that you need some publicity..make a video of you, the bus, your family and your dreams..put it on u-tube...then write Jimmy Kimmel...on ABC..he's a sucker for this kind of stuff..You go on the Kimmel show..and your golden..
Tex, Tex, Tex.....now you know that Edward Scissor Hands is a character in a movie..he has no need to scratch his ass...but I have it on good authority that Winona Ryder was more than eager to tend to Johnny Depp's every wish...even the ass wiping part...
Mimi is mad because food that she needs to eat doesn't taste good and things she loves taste bad..Didn't we cover this last week??? This is Loki's territory...he's in charge of food flavors..I would have every thing taste like Blue Bell ice cream(rocky road)..but he wants everything good to taste like crap...just to mess with you humans..he gets such great amusement from watching you shovel in broccoli and act like your being poisoned...
Tina is a klutz she says and has broken several things including a picture of the boss's kids...She has also sprained her ankle...It sounds like to the Goddess that you are punishing yourself for some undetected deed..
Maybe you're boss did something to you and it's your way of 'gettin' even'...??? unconsciously that is..self injuries can be a way of punishing yourself...(I read that some place)
Jan is wondering how many people will be killed in the first 6 months after the governor of Texas passes the 'shoot first ask questions later' law...I don't have a head count yet, but I am hoping that right now all the women that are being abused by their boyfriends or
husbands are out buying guns ...and within a week of the law passing...are taking care of business..if you know what I mean...
Buddhagirl wants to know how she will make another 2 weeks till spring break without throttling someone..same way you do every year my sweet girl..that extra glass of wine before bed...
The Most Holy Sooner has a series of questions..wants to know why the phone always rings when he is in the bathroom....? That's the trickster's doing...and if there is no one on the end of the line...it's Loki himself...laughing his ass off at you..
He also wants to know if Bush's exit strategy will go through Iran and if Cheney eats live babies while drunk on Tequila...Bush still doesn't have an exit strategy...it's hard to have an exit strategy built on lies..and I don't think he will be in office long enough to go anywhere except before the court ...and the Goddess wouldn't allow babies to be eaten alive by anyone...Cheney does whack off to pictures of the Bush twins while on Tequila...
Sooner wants to know if he sneezes, farts, coughs and burps at the same time will he explode...the answer is no....but if you climax at the same time..all bets are off.
The tooth fairy is not my department...although I do believe that when he used to leave you money in exchange for a tooth...he gave your pee pee a little tap..
Apos, wants to know if there is a such thing as reincarnation and what will she come back as if there is...yes, Apos there is reincarnation....you will come back the next time as the Dahli Lama..my blessings on you...
BBC: I answer the questions around here human..no matter your age and wisdom...even the Yellowdog doesn't dare answer my questions...and you're wrong anyhow..nana nana boo boo..
Tina_gueden wants to know why bad things happen to good people and why can't karma be instaneous...Bad things happen to good people to make them more appreciative of the good things when they come...and Karma has to work it's way around...have to give you humans time to change your ways...and do better...
Scottish Toodler wants to know what is going to happen to her..should she stay or should she go(isn't that an old rock and roll song of you humans?) I see great things for you S.T. your first book will do well, but your second book will kick some ass..and it doesn't matter if you stay where you are at, go back to La or move to another city..where you are doesn'thave anything to do with your creative ability...but then..you know that..and as for the where abouts of Sooner..? He is swilling beer and watching some sport on tv where a small group of very tall humans are chasing each other up and down some arena..no guns are involved...Plus...Rowe is on his way out..along with Gonzales...and several other top of the line players in Bush's little party..
The Wise Nit Wit wants to know if we can afford to keep the current administration in power after all they have done to your country for another 22 months..In the words of the Yellowdog....'FUCK NO'...
Costa Rica, needs to lay off the bong water..
The Wiseman The Rube wants to know if they will make alcohol that is good for you humans and won't make your heads hurt...of course...one glass of red wine with dinner.....(mead is good too)
RevJim wants to know : is reality relative or is it absolute and can it be both and at the same time...it can be both....and at the same time...but it can't be universal....(takes small curtsy)
Allan wants to know which is correct:Good things come to those who wait..or He who hesitates is lost...and can you have it both ways...They both are correct and yes you can always have it both ways...always...
Sling also mourns our good friend Larry Bud Melman..who is responsible for 'sandwitch on a stick'.
Don't weep for Larry...he's backstage with Loki at a Stones concert...
Carin wants to know why smoking meat makes it last longer but smoking is bad for your health...Smoking meat may make it last longer..but not really all that good for you...and if you doubt smoking is bad for you..go get an x-ray of your lungs...soon..
Cheesemeister...never be a fraid to question the Goddess...she thinks highly of you...ask away..
That's all the wisdom for today children....until next Thursday/Friday ..same place, same station, same channel.....my blessings on you and yours...
Ok.........now to business...You are not making this easy on me are you....but I will please you all..
To the Double Decker Bus guy...what a great idea you have...and he's wondering if he will be successful in his attempt to get'er going...I think that you need some publicity..make a video of you, the bus, your family and your dreams..put it on u-tube...then write Jimmy Kimmel...on ABC..he's a sucker for this kind of stuff..You go on the Kimmel show..and your golden..
Tex, Tex, Tex.....now you know that Edward Scissor Hands is a character in a movie..he has no need to scratch his ass...but I have it on good authority that Winona Ryder was more than eager to tend to Johnny Depp's every wish...even the ass wiping part...
Mimi is mad because food that she needs to eat doesn't taste good and things she loves taste bad..Didn't we cover this last week??? This is Loki's territory...he's in charge of food flavors..I would have every thing taste like Blue Bell ice cream(rocky road)..but he wants everything good to taste like crap...just to mess with you humans..he gets such great amusement from watching you shovel in broccoli and act like your being poisoned...
Tina is a klutz she says and has broken several things including a picture of the boss's kids...She has also sprained her ankle...It sounds like to the Goddess that you are punishing yourself for some undetected deed..
Maybe you're boss did something to you and it's your way of 'gettin' even'...??? unconsciously that is..self injuries can be a way of punishing yourself...(I read that some place)
Jan is wondering how many people will be killed in the first 6 months after the governor of Texas passes the 'shoot first ask questions later' law...I don't have a head count yet, but I am hoping that right now all the women that are being abused by their boyfriends or
husbands are out buying guns ...and within a week of the law passing...are taking care of business..if you know what I mean...
Buddhagirl wants to know how she will make another 2 weeks till spring break without throttling someone..same way you do every year my sweet girl..that extra glass of wine before bed...
The Most Holy Sooner has a series of questions..wants to know why the phone always rings when he is in the bathroom....? That's the trickster's doing...and if there is no one on the end of the line...it's Loki himself...laughing his ass off at you..
He also wants to know if Bush's exit strategy will go through Iran and if Cheney eats live babies while drunk on Tequila...Bush still doesn't have an exit strategy...it's hard to have an exit strategy built on lies..and I don't think he will be in office long enough to go anywhere except before the court ...and the Goddess wouldn't allow babies to be eaten alive by anyone...Cheney does whack off to pictures of the Bush twins while on Tequila...
Sooner wants to know if he sneezes, farts, coughs and burps at the same time will he explode...the answer is no....but if you climax at the same time..all bets are off.
The tooth fairy is not my department...although I do believe that when he used to leave you money in exchange for a tooth...he gave your pee pee a little tap..
Apos, wants to know if there is a such thing as reincarnation and what will she come back as if there is...yes, Apos there is reincarnation....you will come back the next time as the Dahli Lama..my blessings on you...
BBC: I answer the questions around here human..no matter your age and wisdom...even the Yellowdog doesn't dare answer my questions...and you're wrong anyhow..nana nana boo boo..
Tina_gueden wants to know why bad things happen to good people and why can't karma be instaneous...Bad things happen to good people to make them more appreciative of the good things when they come...and Karma has to work it's way around...have to give you humans time to change your ways...and do better...
Scottish Toodler wants to know what is going to happen to her..should she stay or should she go(isn't that an old rock and roll song of you humans?) I see great things for you S.T. your first book will do well, but your second book will kick some ass..and it doesn't matter if you stay where you are at, go back to La or move to another city..where you are doesn'thave anything to do with your creative ability...but then..you know that..and as for the where abouts of Sooner..? He is swilling beer and watching some sport on tv where a small group of very tall humans are chasing each other up and down some arena..no guns are involved...Plus...Rowe is on his way out..along with Gonzales...and several other top of the line players in Bush's little party..
The Wise Nit Wit wants to know if we can afford to keep the current administration in power after all they have done to your country for another 22 months..In the words of the Yellowdog....'FUCK NO'...
Costa Rica, needs to lay off the bong water..
The Wiseman The Rube wants to know if they will make alcohol that is good for you humans and won't make your heads hurt...of course...one glass of red wine with dinner.....(mead is good too)
RevJim wants to know : is reality relative or is it absolute and can it be both and at the same time...it can be both....and at the same time...but it can't be universal....(takes small curtsy)
Allan wants to know which is correct:Good things come to those who wait..or He who hesitates is lost...and can you have it both ways...They both are correct and yes you can always have it both ways...always...
Sling also mourns our good friend Larry Bud Melman..who is responsible for 'sandwitch on a stick'.
Don't weep for Larry...he's backstage with Loki at a Stones concert...
Carin wants to know why smoking meat makes it last longer but smoking is bad for your health...Smoking meat may make it last longer..but not really all that good for you...and if you doubt smoking is bad for you..go get an x-ray of your lungs...soon..
Cheesemeister...never be a fraid to question the Goddess...she thinks highly of you...ask away..
That's all the wisdom for today children....until next Thursday/Friday ..same place, same station, same channel.....my blessings on you and yours...
