THE GODDESS ANSWERS ALL....

The Goddess actually had to do some thinking on a few questions this week...I think my brain is still a little foggy from all the celebrating in Valhalla..Loki got drunk and shaved all the fur off my cats, painted the Philadelphia Eages logo on them and last I saw of him, the Yellowdog had him in a chokehold and was stuffing rocks up his nose..she made him promise to take the logo off under threat of a skinning of her own..Like small children those two when they get together.
Donna is overly curious about the 'shatting' habits of midgets..and they do squat..doesn't matter if it's in the wilderness, the desert
or the sea shore...They will squat..
The Yellowdog said she appreciates the fact
that you think she is the coolest 'older'
person you have had the chance to befriend..
But the Yellowdog wants you to know that she
has been this exact person..since she was 4 years old...and expects to be the same when
she is 80..age has nothing to do with it..
she just refuses to change and be 'an older person'...
Cyberoutlaw wants to know if he should buy a lottery ticket..of course you should..but one
a week should be enough..and the Yellowdog
said if you send her your full name and date
of birth she will figure out your lucky numbers...
Buddha_girl is all in a snit over Verizon and wants to know if calling them back and
dropping some f-bombs on them will make her
feel better..probably..but it won't do you any good..I suggest that you put pen to paper...the old fashioned way..no email...just a letter to the company president..and write to him calmly but in stong words, your impatience with his company and the way you as a paying company are being treated...if it works..it works..but if not..I swear to Thor...you'll feel better.
and as for the dry skin...it's winter time Buddha_girl..the moisture is being sucked
right out of your skin..
moisturize..moisturize..
moisturize...
Buy a new pair of white cotton socks..
a pair of white cotton gloves...soak
your hands and feet with a good moisturizer
and
put the socks and gloves on right before
you go to bed...take them off first thing
in the am..do this for about 5 days..and
you will see a differece...once you get them soft,you can usually just apply the
moisturizer in the am and the evening and
should be nice
and soft...
The Great Goddess who made us all, made the snakes with no eyelids..as they have so many enemies..they need to be able to see at all times.The Goddess is always with you and yours Buddha_girl...always with you..
Junebugg wants to know why her work days seem longer than her days off...This seems to be
the most asked questions by you humans..I
think it's because you have chosen jobs
that pay
well, instead of jobs that you would enjoy...maybe this is the time for you to
write that book you have been wanting to write...
Scottish Toodler wants to know..Should she
stay or should she go...I think you should stay...mabye visit...but I like you will
soon have bigger things to fill your life
with then location ....
Nit wit is having posting problems..subject
and time maybe?...I think you should post
about things that you care about..your
favorite author, favorite friend, favorite memory...best toy you ever had...write from
that big lovely heart of your's..you write..
we will come..
Yellowdog said she is sorry about the verifcation and the wait on your comments..
she was going to change it back, but the
troll said she should be burnt at the stake,
so he's still out there lurking like some
heat seeking missle..so until he dies and
goes to Hel...it will have to stay...
The great rube is disturbed by the uncontrollable interest in Anna Nicole's sad life and the fretting of 'who's yo' daddy'
about her daughter..and the lack of fan fare about the death of such a great author like
Kurt Vonnegut
and why no one seems to care..I decided to ask Mr. V himself...he said 'glory doesn't come to one in head lines,glory comes to those you do good things...and the joy that comes from reading his books will be here long after any one remembers who and what Anna Nicole was all about..plus he is sitting around a roaring fire regaling Thor, Odin, Loki and Od with
wonderfull stories..the thunder you may have heard during the last storm was the clanging
of mugs on the table tops as they all yelled
for 'more...more..
more.'
Normy wants to know how fish stay alive while being frozen in ponds...well, they don't..unless sunlight is able to get through the ice..as long as sunlight can pass through the ice, the ponds aquatic plants stay alive. If sunlight is blocked from the pond, the plants will die. After they have died they begin to decompose. This process uses oxygen from the water, the same oxygen the fish need to live..So as long as there is sunlight for the plants..the fish will live..if not ..they will die..this is called winterkill...
Mr. Vonnegut will never be forgotten...not as long as someone reads his books..
Nvisiblewmn wants to know the Goddess's idea of the perfect man....this made the Goddess laugh long and hard...there is no such thing as the perfect man...human or otherwise...even my
great love Od wasn't perfect..but he did have
2 traits that I found most enjoyable..a sense
of humor and stamina...
Cheesemeister is having problems with her website...no joy in mudville..You need to get someone who does this well, like Denise or Pixie..check the Yellowdog's blog roll..they
can help...
So, my funny sweet human friends...I have done my best..hope that I have pleased you...as you please me well..you bring joy and happiness to the Goddess....I bless each one of you...

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Before the Goddess answers your questions she has a request...Babs the most beloved mini Goddess is in need of our prayers...she is going in Monday to have an operation on her right eye...it's not life threatning but I believe in covering all the bases..so I ask that you all say a little prayer( a lot of little prayers) and light a few candles for our friend. You don't have to pray to the Goddess, you can pray to Jesus, Mary, Buddha, Allah, or Fred...it's just important that the prayers are out there...thanks...


Ok.........now to business...You are not making this easy on me are you....but I will please you all..
To the Double Decker Bus guy...what a great idea you have...and he's wondering if he will be successful in his attempt to get'er going...I think that you need some publicity..make a video of you, the bus, your family and your dreams..put it on u-tube...then write Jimmy Kimmel...on ABC..he's a sucker for this kind of stuff..You go on the Kimmel show..and your golden..
Tex, Tex, Tex.....now you know that Edward Scissor Hands is a character in a movie..he has no need to scratch his ass...but I have it on good authority that Winona Ryder was more than eager to tend to Johnny Depp's every wish...even the ass wiping part...
Mimi is mad because food that she needs to eat doesn't taste good and things she loves taste bad..Didn't we cover this last week??? This is Loki's territory...he's in charge of food flavors..I would have every thing taste like Blue Bell ice cream(rocky road)..but he wants everything good to taste like crap...just to mess with you humans..he gets such great amusement from watching you shovel in broccoli and act like your being poisoned...
Tina is a klutz she says and has broken several things including a picture of the boss's kids...She has also sprained her ankle...It sounds like to the Goddess that you are punishing yourself for some undetected deed..
Maybe you're boss did something to you and it's your way of 'gettin' even'...??? unconsciously that is..self injuries can be a way of punishing yourself...(I read that some place)
Jan is wondering how many people will be killed in the first 6 months after the governor of Texas passes the 'shoot first ask questions later' law...I don't have a head count yet, but I am hoping that right now all the women that are being abused by their boyfriends or
husbands are out buying guns ...and within a week of the law passing...are taking care of business..if you know what I mean...
Buddhagirl wants to know how she will make another 2 weeks till spring break without throttling someone..same way you do every year my sweet girl..that extra glass of wine before bed...
The Most Holy Sooner has a series of questions..wants to know why the phone always rings when he is in the bathroom....? That's the trickster's doing...and if there is no one on the end of the line...it's Loki himself...laughing his ass off at you..
He also wants to know if Bush's exit strategy will go through Iran and if Cheney eats live babies while drunk on Tequila...Bush still doesn't have an exit strategy...it's hard to have an exit strategy built on lies..and I don't think he will be in office long enough to go anywhere except before the court ...and the Goddess wouldn't allow babies to be eaten alive by anyone...Cheney does whack off to pictures of the Bush twins while on Tequila...
Sooner wants to know if he sneezes, farts, coughs and burps at the same time will he explode...the answer is no....but if you climax at the same time..all bets are off.
The tooth fairy is not my department...although I do believe that when he used to leave you money in exchange for a tooth...he gave your pee pee a little tap..
Apos, wants to know if there is a such thing as reincarnation and what will she come back as if there is...yes, Apos there is reincarnation....you will come back the next time as the Dahli Lama..my blessings on you...
BBC: I answer the questions around here human..no matter your age and wisdom...even the Yellowdog doesn't dare answer my questions...and you're wrong anyhow..nana nana boo boo..
Tina_gueden wants to know why bad things happen to good people and why can't karma be instaneous...Bad things happen to good people to make them more appreciative of the good things when they come...and Karma has to work it's way around...have to give you humans time to change your ways...and do better...
Scottish Toodler wants to know what is going to happen to her..should she stay or should she go(isn't that an old rock and roll song of you humans?) I see great things for you S.T. your first book will do well, but your second book will kick some ass..and it doesn't matter if you stay where you are at, go back to La or move to another city..where you are doesn'thave anything to do with your creative ability...but then..you know that..and as for the where abouts of Sooner..? He is swilling beer and watching some sport on tv where a small group of very tall humans are chasing each other up and down some arena..no guns are involved...Plus...Rowe is on his way out..along with Gonzales...and several other top of the line players in Bush's little party..
The Wise Nit Wit wants to know if we can afford to keep the current administration in power after all they have done to your country for another 22 months..In the words of the Yellowdog....'FUCK NO'...
Costa Rica, needs to lay off the bong water..
The Wiseman The Rube wants to know if they will make alcohol that is good for you humans and won't make your heads hurt...of course...one glass of red wine with dinner.....(mead is good too)
RevJim wants to know : is reality relative or is it absolute and can it be both and at the same time...it can be both....and at the same time...but it can't be universal....(takes small curtsy)
Allan wants to know which is correct:Good things come to those who wait..or He who hesitates is lost...and can you have it both ways...They both are correct and yes you can always have it both ways...always...
Sling also mourns our good friend Larry Bud Melman..who is responsible for 'sandwitch on a stick'.
Don't weep for Larry...he's backstage with Loki at a Stones concert...
Carin wants to know why smoking meat makes it last longer but smoking is bad for your health...Smoking meat may make it last longer..but not really all that good for you...and if you doubt smoking is bad for you..go get an x-ray of your lungs...soon..
Cheesemeister...never be a fraid to question the Goddess...she thinks highly of you...ask away..
That's all the wisdom for today children....until next Thursday/Friday ..same place, same station, same channel.....my blessings on you and yours...