I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Showing posts with label answers from the goddess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label answers from the goddess. Show all posts

Saturday, August 08, 2009

YOU ASKED FOR IT


Lily, if you don't like working every other night shift...say something..Explain to the supervisor that she'd get better productivity out of a happy employee...Remember..the squeaky wheel gets oiled first.
Rosemary your not going to find happiness by winning the lottery..$10,000 may pay off some bills, but that in itself won't bring happiness. Wrinkles are a nice way to account for all your actions. Goddess thinks the people on this planet are more worried about their looks than their health..
Jan, cholesterol is another numbers game. Just eat fresh foods and eat small amounts. The numbers will take care of themselves. Stay away from the drive through...
Mrs. B...NO.
Daisy, why would you want a smaller ass? Have you seen the Goddess's ass? You have to have a nice ass to get some good ass.
Ted, the Goddess has been every where and seen everything and she thinks the most beautiful northern lights are seen in Finland.
No one needs to keep an eye on your ass Anne, the Goddess is pretty sure than by the end of school term you'll have kicked your own share of asses.
Woozie, Woozie, Woozie. Maybe when you're old enough you'll see that sex has nothing to do with love. Love is about friendship taken to a higher level. Find a friend, find lots of friends, then cultivate the friendship...and love will come.
Billy, you know the Goddess doesn't care about politics..so I could care less why Indian has a nuclear submarine and Israel doesn't. I don't think it's going to matter anyhow. I give this planet about 3 more years before you all are whipped out in a nuclear winter. Then we can start from scratch with smarter fish this time.
Sooner...stay away from them sisters and quit jacking off.
Debra, the Goddess wrote the Book of Love. Although the Monotones did a good song about it.
No Ted, life doesn't start at 60.. a new life starts every morning when you wake up. It's all a new day with new beginnings.
Not so wishy washy...The correct thing for me to say is:"yes, it's always better to take the higher road."...............but lets face it...getting down and dirty and sticking it to someone that deserves it...just feels so right.
Intense guy, you always need to be prepared for Sooner.
Wendy, when you go apply for a job..give them the impression that you don't need their job...they need you..and would be foolish to pass up the chance to hire you. And yes, any Palin question is political. That woman has set the women's movement back 100 years.
The Goddess has a special place in Hel for all politicians...When they start taking the job without pay, then I might start trusting them.
Scottish Toodler has some great questions. Yes, I fear for the Polar bears, but I also fear for all living things. This planet has been here for millions and millions of years, and will be here for a few million more, but the living things are doomed, and it's all your own fault. God has been taking a nap since 1392..
Clance, Sooner lives in Oklahoma and if you ask the Yellow Dog, she'll tell you the best place to live is right here in West, Texas. The heart of Texas.
Sage, you don't need short hair, or attitude to get some romance..Just be who you are and flash those baby blues..
Woozie, what the hell do you think those earthquakes are ? PMS Goddess style.
Sling, if everyone agreed with you, you wouldn't have anyone to argue with..and between you and me..you know you love a good argument.
Joy...the people might have a chance with the new guy. He wants health care for everyone and if the right wing assholes don't fuck it up, you might get it.(courtesy of the Yellow Dog)
Battlee43, you need enticements to get them to fix your roof. Let them know you'll serve them ice tea and cookies. But getting a good roof isn't easy..ask Billy Pilgrim.
Tex, being a free country isn't going to be easy. When everyone is equal freedom will come.
Rox, I'd go with humor. "I supposed you want to know why I called this meeting", would be a good start. Or "As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted."
Rastpootin, like Woozie, you have to start out with a friend and friendship. It all starts with the smile and wanting to make each other laugh.
Willym, I think it sounds very interesting, and doesn't everything sound better in Italian? How scary could some thing be by someone who say things like linguine, prima vera, Sophia Loren?
Rainwolf, I'm not sure that a planet that can't agree on who to worship or how is capable of bringing about world peace. Every person has to be fed, have a warm dry place to sleep and live without fear before there will be world peace.
Which is a good place for the Goddess to stop. You all want to be young, pretty, skinny, and rich. When there is less caring about appearances and more caring about your fellow man, you all might find happiness. I wish you peace..I wish you love and I wish you a happy heart.
Blessings on you.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

THE GODDESS ANSWERS ALL....

The Goddess actually had to do some thinking on a few questions this week...I think my brain is still a little foggy from all the celebrating in Valhalla..Loki got drunk and shaved all the fur off my cats, painted the Philadelphia Eages logo on them and last I saw of him, the Yellowdog had him in a chokehold and was stuffing rocks up his nose..she made him promise to take the logo off under threat of a skinning of her own..Like small children those two when they get together.
Donna is overly curious about the 'shatting' habits of midgets..and they do squat..doesn't matter if it's in the wilderness, the desert

or the sea shore...They will squat..
The Yellowdog said she appreciates the fact

that you think she is the coolest 'older'
person you have had the chance to befriend..
But the Yellowdog wants you to know that she
has been this exact person..since she was 4 years old...and expects to be the same when
she is 80..age has nothing to do with it..
she just refuses to change and be 'an older person'...
Cyberoutlaw wants to know if he should buy a lottery ticket..of course you should..but one

a week should be enough..and the Yellowdog
said if you send her your full name and date
of birth she will figure out your lucky numbers...
Buddha_girl is all in a snit over Verizon and wants to know if calling them back and

dropping some f-bombs on them will make her
feel better..probably..but it won't do you any good..I suggest that you put pen to paper...the old fashioned way..no email...just a letter to the company president..and write to him calmly but in stong words, your impatience with his company and the way you as a paying company are being treated...if it works..it works..but if not..I swear to Thor...you'll feel better.
and as for the dry skin...it's winter time Buddha_girl..the moisture is being sucked

right out of your skin..
moisturize..moisturize..

moisturize...
Buy a new pair of white cotton socks..
a pair of white cotton gloves...soak
your hands and feet with a good moisturizer
and
put the socks and gloves on right before
you go to bed...take them off first thing
in the am..do this for about 5 days..and
you will see a differece...once you get them soft,you can usually just apply the
moisturizer in the am and the evening and
should be nice
and soft...
The Great Goddess who made us all, made the snakes with no eyelids..as they have so many enemies..they need to be able to see at all times.The Goddess is always with you and yours Buddha_girl...always with you..
Junebugg wants to know why her work days seem longer than her days off...This seems to be

the most asked questions by you humans..I
think it's because you have chosen jobs
that pay
well, instead of jobs that you would enjoy...maybe this is the time for you to
write that book you have been wanting to write...
Scottish Toodler wants to know..Should she

stay or should she go...I think you should stay...mabye visit...but I like you will
soon have bigger things to fill your life
with then location ....
Nit wit is having posting problems..subject

and time maybe?...I think you should post
about things that you care about..your
favorite author, favorite friend, favorite memory...best toy you ever had...write from
that big lovely heart of your's..you write..
we will come..
Yellowdog said she is sorry about the verifcation and the wait on your comments..

she was going to change it back, but the
troll said she should be burnt at the stake,
so he's still out there lurking like some
heat seeking missle..so until he dies and
goes to Hel...it will have to stay...
The great rube is disturbed by the uncontrollable interest in Anna Nicole's sad life and the fretting of 'who's yo' daddy'

about her daughter..and the lack of fan fare about the death of such a great author like
Kurt Vonnegut
and why no one seems to care..I decided to ask Mr. V himself...he said 'glory doesn't come to one in head lines,glory comes to those you do good things...and the joy that comes from reading his books will be here long after any one remembers who and what Anna Nicole was all about..plus he is sitting around a roaring fire regaling Thor, Odin, Loki and Od with

wonderfull stories..the thunder you may have heard during the last storm was the clanging
of mugs on the table tops as they all yelled
for 'more...more..
more.'
Normy wants to know how fish stay alive while being frozen in ponds...well, they don't..unless sunlight is able to get through the ice..as long as sunlight can pass through the ice, the ponds aquatic plants stay alive. If sunlight is blocked from the pond, the plants will die. After they have died they begin to decompose. This process uses oxygen from the water, the same oxygen the fish need to live..So as long as there is sunlight for the plants..the fish will live..if not ..they will die..this is called winterkill...
Mr. Vonnegut will never be forgotten...not as long as someone reads his books..
Nvisiblewmn wants to know the Goddess's idea of the perfect man....this made the Goddess laugh long and hard...there is no such thing as the perfect man...human or otherwise...even my

great love Od wasn't perfect..but he did have
2 traits that I found most enjoyable..a sense
of humor and stamina...
Cheesemeister is having problems with her website...no joy in mudville..You need to get someone who does this well, like Denise or Pixie..check the Yellowdog's blog roll..they

can help...
So, my funny sweet human friends...I have done my best..hope that I have pleased you...as you please me well..you bring joy and happiness to the Goddess....I bless each one of you...