.......THE GODDESS IS HAULING ASS.......

She says it's nothing personal but this time of the year makes her a little nervous...back around 36 bc you Christians nailed the Son of God to a cross and she figures if you will do that to his kid...she can only imagine what you would do to her...so she is taking a mini-vacation to Valhalla and going to party with the soldiers that died during this most holy week...she said if a time of celebrating for the Muslims, Jews and Christians won't slow down the killing...then she will just go to Valhalla and be with her heroes, as there seems to be a never ending supply of them...of all religions and races...
so ...you're stuck with me till after 'this most holy season' is over...and she will be back next Thursday .....She also said something about training some new blue cats for her chariot..

So I am going to post about some things that have been on my mind lately...like the fact that so many kids are dying from overdoses from 'Cheese, ice, meth, smack,crank,and other assorted cute names...How are kids going to think what they are taking is going to kill them if they have cutesy names like Cheese...??? They should call it 'sudden death', the 'deep no wakingup sleep'...'crash and burn'..'deep shit', 'death on a stick'...'crankitupanddie'...not 'smack'..or 'cheese'...judas priest...

I received a e-mail that asked me to have everyone describe me in one word..these are some of the words my friends used to describe me:
charesmatic-(my friend Mary D. in Colorado)
unfuckingbelievable-(nitwit)
maverick-(Clance)
Westexan-(Jan)
insane-(Lavender)
Sexy-(Rodney..who has never laid eyes on me..ha)
supercalifragilisticexpealodocius-(Toodler)
irrespressible-(Carina)
Quirky-(Kath)
funnyasshit-(Steph, a email buddy from my first adventures to the internet)
effervescent-(sling)
firecracker-(ole Lady)
Awesome-(zero)
outgoing-(Nancy from West)
outrageous-(Ross, my Aussie penpal)
fiesty with a capital F as in Fuck..(Junebugg)
if I had to use one word to describe me it would be....BLUNT...
what do you think?
I am forced to go to Wal-Mart, damnit...so I have to remember my military training...
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."(Major General James Mattis,USMC..from his rules for the Marines in Iraq.)It also works for shopping at Wal-Mart.

I just finished 2 books about English History which were novels, but all the dates, actions, etc. are accurate..they were really really good..about the Saxons, the Danes, Edward The Great...by Bernard Cornwell..first one is called The Last Kingdom, the second one is called The Pale Horseman...the third one is either just out or is coming out and called Lords of the North..I think they are yaftas...yahfta read them...going to go to library today and see if Henrietta can get the new one for me..I hunger to find out what happens to Uhtred the Saxon turned Dane to Saxon to it looks like...Dane again...Uhtred liked being a Dane but he wanted his old homestead back and not sure which group can help him do so..King Edward or the Danes...must be the viking in me..but I'm hoping he'll stay with the Danes..I also found out that the word viking is not what they called the Danes who came a looting, pilliaging and raping..it is what they called the act of raiding..in other words they were 'going viking'...which made them a viking..MMM, I feel a head ache coming on...cause that made sense when I read it..
ok..that's it..
fuckme till I'm a viking..

MY APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE A HEAD SHOP

and I like it...
I went to town yesterday to Old Corner Drug to stock up on more vitamins, diabetes pricks, and advice from Kirk...Kirk's the man..Went to $ store for pots for my plants, and found some new incense...oh man..I love it..I got coconut, jasmine, lavender, vanilla, cherry and an assorted package...had bought a ruby colored vase for $1 at the $ store..and put all the incense in it..so now the place smells like a head shop...It's a good thing..Took the truck to get her legal, with tags and inspection sticker..while I was getting the truck inspected they checked my 2 left tires as they kept going low..then they tried to sell me a brake job...I told them not to let my age and tits fool them...that I knew the difference between a snow job and a blow job..and my brakes were fine..I think they are still picking them selves up off the floor..I love myself some times..before that the sales man was telling me his life story(I have that kind of face that people want to talk to...even if my eyes are glazed over.)and he said he wasn't used to working with customers and it was difficult for him...I said "That's because we're all assholes. I used to work with the public and as I got older I found out it was easier to say fuck you than it was to say thank you, so I quit.."....
Ok, the big question...do I say these things because I can't help myself..or do I say them to fuck with people?...or both...hm....there lies the rub..
I have started this post 4 different times..I had linked together a great funny post on these 2 articles I found on Wal-Mart(house of satan)....one was about how Wal-Mart gave 10% to charaties, like United Way, Salvation Army, Teachers of the Year Programs, etc...thought it was very interesting and liked reading that about Wal-Mart..especially since they are known for fucking over their employees...no insurance, etc..
But the best article about Wal-Mart was about their countersuit against Julie Roehm who they fired for:
Ms Roehm sat in the lap of Draft FCB executive Tony Weisman and ate from his plate during a dinner for advertising consultants, at a time when Draft FBC was seeking the Wal-Mart contract. The firm won the account but was stripped of it days later, after Wal-Mart fired Ms. Roehm and Mr. Womack(her partner in crime).
The two arranged for company-paid travel so they could be together.
The pair sought employment with Draft FBC while it competed for the Wal-Mart contract.
Draft FBC sent cases of expensive vodka to Ms. Roehm. Wal-Mart said an e-mail from Mr. Weisman to Draft FBC chairman Howard Draft suggested sending Effen vodka to Ms. Roehm, noting "she put away a bottle" during one night out.
Ms. Roehm supplied DraftFBC with confidential Wal-Mart sales information and advised the firm on how to structure its proposal.....
Now there's the Wal-Mart we all know and love....

For a little local news....Governor Good Hair passed the self-defense bill and it will take effect Sept.1
After Sept.1st...if you come to Texas..you might want to take to heart our state motto...'DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS.'....

fuckme till I reload....