
I will post either tomorrow or Sunday about the Chili Cook Off...show a picture of my new shoes Shady Lane sent me for my birthday..along with a picture of my Goddess's, and my 'tada' new hair color. It's not the color of rotten bananas any more..Shady Lane also sent me a 'virgin pin'..it's a big O....said since I hadn't had sex in 23 years she was sure my cherry had grown back and just like Madonna, 'I'm a virgin, just like the very first time...Like a virgin....oh oh...', twirling her finger over her head, Jackie wanders off into the living room, doing a soft shoe in her brand new spanking black converse....I'm so fucking hot..I touch myself.
