HELPING YOU THROUGH THE WEEKEND

Annie is back to her "this is my world and I'm only allowing you to rent space in it" mood..We spend almost all day outside in the sun..she sunned, cleaned her ass and I raked, planted, weeded, chased the mother fucking squirrel that has decided to be the bane of my existence. The little fucker has broken 5 of my bird feeders...and when I left him his own bowl of seed so he'd leave theirs alone...he tore it up and scattered it all over the yard..Some one is going to be sporting a brand new squirrel skin cap before long ...So anyfucking how..Annie and I come in because it's getting dark, I need to eat and I don't want her to wear herself out..so while I'm eating she's over by the door scratching and meowing to get out...'no no sweet girl, you have to stay in, I don't want you to wear yourself out or hurt yourself.'...so what do I get in return for my love and care.? She craps right in front of the door, wobbles over to me..sits down in front of me and in 'kitty talk' said "take that bitch"...Then to make sure she got the point across she peed on the chair. So I'm assuming the little bitch is getting better...
Hope these bring you a little enjoyment over the weekend..and always remember:The 3 most over rated things in America are:mack trucks, teenage pussy and the F.B.I...........have a good weekend..It's going to be in the 80's here and will be outside with the 'bitch' and working on my garden. Fuckme with a jigsaw...I'll never get another cat again.

For some reason this one really made me laugh..probably because Holy Shit is one of my favorite expressions...

Wanted to clean out my stumble closet and get rid of the last of the political cartoons..I think I got them all.
I will post either tomorrow or Sunday about the Chili Cook Off...show a picture of my new shoes Shady Lane sent me for my birthday..along with a picture of my Goddess's, and my 'tada' new hair color. It's not the color of rotten bananas any more..Shady Lane also sent me a 'virgin pin'..it's a big O....said since I hadn't had sex in 23 years she was sure my cherry had grown back and just like Madonna, 'I'm a virgin, just like the very first time...Like a virgin....oh oh...', twirling her finger over her head, Jackie wanders off into the living room, doing a soft shoe in her brand new spanking black converse....I'm so fucking hot..I touch myself.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

arghghghghgh, if it's not one fucking thing it's another..I finally get my diabetes under control and now I have high blood pressure..I've had it for a long time, but I had managed to keep it low..high..? At least it wasn't stroke level...Every since last Friday it's been really high...like 220/118 high..heart rate is steady at 57-65...Went to Dr. E Monday and he gave me a script, so got it filled yesterday and it was still 180/108 and today 2 hours after I had taken the second pill it was 187/120..feck!...So went back to see Dr. E. and he gave me some freebies(naturally I went ahead and got 2 months supply of the other, thinking ..'oh these will work'...but it's only $8 so that's not bad. So this is a 2-part pill, as it's supposed to lower blood pressure and help me pee...excuse the fuck out of me assholes, I'm a diabetic..I pee every 2 hours...one thing I don't need any help with is with my peeing..I'm the grand champion of peeing...So now I've missed 2 days of work because of this, and where normally I would have just blown it off today I had the Babster threatening to kick my ass if I didn't go back to the Dr's. The bad part is the sweating...jeez, I sweat like a Shetland pony in the first place and now with this..I'm like sweating like a race horse after running the Kentucky Derby. Plus It makes my head hurt...I never have head aches..I'm a carrier..I give headaches, not get them...So will work out the rest of the week and hope that I don't have a stroke in the middle of Westfest. When I called Tom and told him I was going back to the Dr's and wouldn't be in he said he wasn't worried about me missing work he was worried about me sitting in the corner drooling from having a stroke..I said yeah, that would really cut down on the sale of cookies.

Junebugg should be here sometime tomorrow ...stocked up on goodies...got some ring baloney for her to try..That and kolaches are yafta's for West...Yafta try the kolaches and the ring baloney. I'm taking her and Babs to the Pizza House for dinner Thursday. Get her a skunk egg. Will try and keep you updated on what's what. If you don't hear from me I'm sure Babs will let you know if I'm in the morgue or the Hospital. hahaha

here are some more stumbles.