TADA:DEXTER

When I'm sitting at my computer and spin around in my chair..this is what I see. Kinda spooky.

I'm not sure..but think he's giving me the finger.

this is his normal way of sleeping...all over the place.

Dexter after his 'nip'...he'll sort of space out and just lay on his nip and stare at a piece of lint on the carpet.

This is Dexter in his 'I'm going to make you sorry you every decided to try to comb my fur out. Which I do at least 3 times a day..and he fights me fang and claw.

This is the look he gets right before he bites me..see the little grin?

Just thinking of ways to make my life miserable. And while I'm typing this he is in the cupboard in the kitchen where I keep his food. He will drag the can of cat food out, roll it across the floor and leave it at my feet and then glare at me till I go open it.

Who's the prettiest little pussy cat in the world..who's mommies pretty kitty kitty kitty..? oh man..he hates to be baby talked to ...

his spoils..he drags my socks and shoes out of the bedroom and scatters them all over the floor in the living room..oh fuck..here he comes..with a cat of cat food. gotta go..his highness needs to hear the can opener before he will let me have a moments peace.

DEXTER, PRINCE OF DARKESS

unless your here to dust the nasty lamp..buzz off.

while your here..how about a belly rub?

oh, man...ruined my nap.

ahh, flesh..

oh yes, there, right there...man, I love them belly rubs.

leave me ..at once.

to know me is to worship me.

hark! was that the can opener?

lets get this over with..I have birds to stalk.

yawn.....you done yet?

I am Dexter...hear me ...purr...

THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS

"Look deeply into my eyes and repeat after me....."Dexter is the undisputed champion of this house."

"I'm bored...do that impression of Janis Joplin again...."

"I snub thee."

"Ah...cashmere, my favorite flavored socks."

"I've marked this sock for later use..don't move."

"Who says I can't do cute?"