I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Showing posts with label ike and tina smacking the shit out of someone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ike and tina smacking the shit out of someone. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2008

I'M A NEW SAYING IN WEST

Just a update before Ike and Tina(I changed its name) hits us up with some rain and wind...Went to Community Grocery this am before work to give Patsy Patsy Patsy some cigarette coupons and she asked how I was doing...I said:' I chant, I meditate, I listen to soothing music, I do yoga, then I go find someone and smack the shit out of them..so yeah, I"m fine.'

She, Andy(her boy toy) and the girls that work the register cracked up...So I go back to get toilet paper after I got off work(I have this horrible phobia about not having enough toilet paper) and said:" how ya doing?"...she said that as of this morning I was the new saying....that when any one asks how she is she says"I chant, I meditate, I listen to soothing music, and do yoga, and then I send Jackie out to smack the shit out of someone..so yeah, I'm good."....made me laugh.

thank the Goddess for Charmin..