I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

I STOLE THIS FROM BOROWITZ REPORT..

DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) – General Motors’ decision yesterday to stop manufacturing Hummers has struck at the heart of the group who loved the vehicles most: America’s assholes.
Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.Tracy Klugian, a realtor in Tempe, Arizona, said that he would consider buying a boat with an annoyingly loud sound system, “but it just won’t say ‘asshole’ like a Hummer does.”
Mr. Klugian, whose penis has been described as “microscopic,” also questioned the timing of GM’s decision.“Right now, the Hummer is the only thing on the road capable of stopping a Toyota,” he said
I love this guy...he makes me laugh..and laugh...and laugh..

Monday, February 22, 2010

.............................just saying

When I saw this I cracked up...and I have to admit...the first person I thought of was....
Yankee Girl....If you don't read her blog...you won't get it..if you do read it..You got it.
Inky was in the Wolf's Chili Cook Off last Sunday and they brought me some pictures and will post them and get Inky over here to tell you what went on..But he did win 6th place.
We're supposed to get from 4-7 inches of snow tomorrow..I'm going to drag Babs out of her cave and we're going to build big tittied snow maidens...I can't wait..We'll take pictures of course.

OLYMPIC SIZED MONDAY STUMBLES

yes, it's me...and it's fucking Monday..as apposed to not getting any on Monday..