A WONDERFUL FALL MONDAY to youze guys

Fall has come to West, By Goddess, Texas. Think they high today was 70...breezy, sunny, clear and cool...far fucking out. We usually don't do fall here. We go from 100 to 40 degrees in a few days. It' s been like this most of the week and supposed to be like this the rest of the coming week. I likes it.
We are still getting conflicting reports on the renovation. They are supposed to start in 4 weeks..It takes 4 weeks for 4 apts. I figure it will be another 4 weeks by the time they get to my unit. We're also supposed to be at the Czech Inn instead of Wakko..Which makes me happy. But? Who knows. It's like a 3 ring circus ran by mental patients.
This coming Wed. I will be at the old farts home. Having all sorts of tortilla wraps and a strawberry trifle with berry punch. Will take pictures. I think Suzanne is going to come and give me a hand. So it should be a lot of fun. I'm really looking forward to it. so it's almost midnight and I have a new Sara Pretsky book to read..so heading to bed..Dexter has already bit me on the ass 3 times. So it's either get up and go to bed or drop kick him across the living room.

JOKE FOR THE DAY

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane : A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane : You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny , as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

T.G.I.F. MOTHER FUCKERS

I think I'm getting over the 'revenge of the ragweed allergy' blues.. Damn.
We're still getting conflicting news regarding our moving. I think they are starting with our section first. We're the retirement apts and Babs is called something else..I can never remember. So it's supposed to start the 18th of this month. But will start with the roofs, siding first and other than being noisy, we won't have to move. So I'm finally getting ready to think about getting ready to pack. I may just go stay with Jenny and Jason for the week instead of making Dexter suffer in the motel room. Which means if he's unhappy, I'm going to be very unhappy. Plus they won't have computer hookup and I'm not sure I can survive without my computer for a week..sigh*...To top off my bout with allergies, Kandis little pitty bull dog has ring worms and wasn't until I'd been petting her that Kandis remembered to tell me that she was infected..So now I have a dime size ringworm on my arm which itches like a motherfucker. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I went to H.E.B. today to get monthly supplies and when I left West my blood sugar was 107..which was normal and good..after about an hours worth of shopping it started dropping again..fuck fuck..fuck..so grabbed a candy bar and ate it in line and went home before I was finished..which means I am finished shopping in Wackko. Damn if I'll go back twice. eeek!
I have the 2nd to last disc of Deadwood and I don't want it to end..Wish they would make a Deadwood movie and tie up all the loose ends I'm sure they were left with when they just shut them down with out an ending. I have been walking every evening..skipped last night as I am only going to do it 5 nights a week and since I went to big store in wakko I figure I walked at least 2 miles today, so will start back up tomorrow and then start up Monday all over again. I have lost 3 pounds so far..only 90 to go..hahah. The weather has been pretty fecking terrific. High 80's low 50's nights..Haven't ran the a/c in over a week. I am expecting the part for my truck by Monday or Tuesday..Better be the right one, or heads will roll. Cowboys have a by this Sunday so it's a no strain Sunday. Will spend it packing and cussing. I feel bad that I'm only doing 2 posts a week, the Monday and Friday stumbles. But I spend so much time on Facebook. With my 450 new friends that I don't have time to post. Least I'm not playing the games like Nitty and Babs are. OK..heading to my fucking flowers book..see ya.