Howdy sooner...so glad you are back..missed your twisted little mind...i still think you, me babs and anyone else in the texas, oklahoma area should get together labor day weekend..either in mesquite at my kinfolks reunion so we care scare the fuck out of them red necked right wing republican baptist. or just stay home here in west and we all go to the west fest..you all can drink and get crazy and ill just get crazy and drive you all over ...take you to coyote bob''s where my 2 gay friends run the place. take you to all the bakeries so you can judge for yourself which has the best kolaches..take you into all the business's so you can see all the shinny little white faces..introduce you to all my friends who can vouch for all my stories...especially "snake" and david...they were there for most of them...show you our huge swimming pool. introduce you to my granddaughters and drive my my son's and house and wave at them as he is still pissed at me and probably won't let me in, even with guests..ha...ha..
anyhow...my little buddy..it's good to have you back...
It is really fun to work at the library. except on sat. when we open at 9am..I went to bed last night at 5:30 am right after watching stigmata, so when the alarm went off this morning to the sounds of spirit in the sky I was a tad wobbly at the knees. and by the way, I have seen stigmata 3 times and it still doesn''t make a fucking bit of sense, but will watch it once more just to see gabriel berne(spelling). man, now he I would have sex with...hot damn
I went to post office yesterday to get some stamps and while I was there I asked the guy in charge(new guy and cant remember his name0 about if I would have to move my mail box from the house in front as that is what I heard. He said he haden't heard any more about it and that had been 2 weeks ago..I told him I was pretty pissed as where they were going to move my mail box was at the end of the alley by a house full of "illegal aliens" and I don't mean martians..there are truck loads of them all the time and would mean that any of them would have direct access to my mail box and the mail inside, which made me nervous..he agreed it could be a problem..I also told him that I would have been a little less pissed off if they had at least come to me and spoke to me about it before all this behind the back shit started.and if she wanted to start out being a new neightbor as a bitch, she had come to the right place as I had nothing much to do,so would have plenty of time to spend on making her life a fucking hell.He thought that was very funny. I asked about getting a p.o. box and he said it was $34 a year. I said "what if i just kick her ass and then get a po box?" he thought that was a good idea too.what I am looking forward to is when she figures out to get to the garbage she has to go thru my yard or put it in her car and drive it around to the alley...she might want to reconsider her little mail box moving request..thinking about making a welcoming cake and ice it with exlax..ah, I love it when people fuck with me...
i was half of a pair of people having sex. i am not sure of the exact time, but remember it was after 4th of july and before labor day weekend...I want you to know i didn't start out with not having sex again..it just sort of happened that way...firs of all i had broken up with a guy i had been going with off and on for about 3 years..he was absolutely the bigges asshole that ever came down the pike, but man was he good in the sack...and could breath thru his ears...if you get my drift...any how..i found out that he was chipping around with half the female population of west and part of waco...so i decided to dump his ass, right after one last fuck...hey i knew it would be awhile....and then right after that i had a hysterectomy and by the time i healed up i was pretty pissed off at my vagina for being such a troublesome peice of equiptment...first it betrayed me by still wanting that ass hole and then it caused me all sorts of pain and agony..so the last thing i wanted to do was to do anything that would bring it pleasure..so i cut it off...no more humpa humpa for you you...you...pussy you...so it kind of went from there...first it was 6 weeks and then it was 6 months..i had been burned so badly but that asshole that i couldnt even bring myself to be nice to a guy more less fuck one..so then before i knew it ...it was like 6 years...then i started to think...who am i willing to fuck after not having had any for 6 years...cant just fuck anyone after that long..i mean really who wants to go 6 years without sex and then fuck some fat guy who shows butt crack when he bends over...no jackiesue, you've gone this long, now you can start looking for ...mr. right...some one good looking, funny, smart, with a good heart, a cowboy fan, someone that doesnt smoke, or drink, and well, here it is 20 years later..and im still fucking looking....and now it has been so long the criteria is really up there..has to be able to afford to buy us seperate homes as im not living with no body...has to be a democrat and a pagan..no christians for me..thank you very much..look sort of like brad pitt but with wrinkles and a tiny pot belly..so to top it off i not only am waiting for an impossibility but he will have to have a dick tough enough to work his way thru 20 years worth of cobwebs....
told you we were having the barbecue cookoff and it is also going to feature a garden tractor pull-off. i swear i do not make this shit up..
they have discovered west nile virus in elm mott which is right down the road from us...that's not good.
mildred and bill dokupil went to italy and met the pope in rome...they are still excited about it..think she cried for 3 days..they got to kiss his ring and actually had a short conversation with them..so it was kinda of neat for them...i on the other hand would have had some serious questions for his holiness but they are good catholics and it really meant alot to them..
crops are doing badly in west area. milo harvest got hurt by either no rain or rain in wrong time and lots of wind blew the stalks to the ground..
purple hear day is scheduled for aug. 5th...each year there are fewer and fewer of them..so sad...our hero's are dieing out..
deiterman-berger's are having a family reunion. 2 marriages. 3 anniversaries, 3 births' and one death.
the pizza house team won district crown for midget boys baseball..
jeanette karlik's little column had a great little bit on old jewerly..dont think she has thrown anything away in her entire life and she is my age..she has all the old 40's, 50's, 60's, etc jewerly..the stretch bracelets, the add a bead ones, and the add a pearl, the charm bracelets, the dangle bracelets. i think i will call her and tell her she needs to sort thru all that stuff and sell it on ebay...she has tons of stuff from as far back as the 30's.
community grocery had blue bell on sale again and finally broke down and bought some non fat banana split yogurt...its pretty damn good.
now for the good thing...50 years ago today in west..
key word being 50 years..not as in a long time ago..but just a short 50 years ago..west schools were intergrated. and the big problem.???? they were afraid that they were going to be forced(the blacks0 into going to a white school. there were 214 enrolled at the dunbar school which was all black.its a long article but i think interesting enough to put it in...so here goes...im free hand typing this so i will screw up and misspell for sure..
NEGROES, SCHOL BOARD AGREE ON VALUNTARY SEGREGATION
West Independent School District's policy on intergration of negro and white students in public schools shaped up into something more tangible this week following a meeting of school trustees and Dunbar School patrons last week and a special speech delivered by superintendent M.F.Kruse at a Kiwanis club meeting WEd.
Mr. Kruse stressed in his talk that Dunbar patrons attending the intergrations meeting solidly endored continuance of the Dunbar school program. "Some of the Dunbar patrons at the meeting actually were more concerned than we that their children might be ''forced'' to attend white shcools," the West school leader asserted.
Voluntary Segregation Ok.
His discussion of the recent Supreme Court ruling abolishing segregation pointed out that voluntary segregation seeminly would be allowed under the decision.
In handing down the decision, Supreme Court justices lieft an opening to allow negroes to attend their own schools if they choose. Mr. kruse said. Only type of segregations was "forced" segregation.
Mr. Kruse told the Kiwanians that Dunbar schools were a fully accredited 12-grade system, a standing many white schools can''t boast, and the colored population of West are proud of their schools.
"We don't know what initiative local federal judges will take in enforcing the Supreme Court ruling, but if they say we''ll have to admit colored students in our white schools, then we'll have to let them in," said Mr. Kruse. "However, we feel that there will be only scattered instances, maybe none, whre negro parents will want to send their children to white schools."
Dunbar Already Open
The superintendent backed up his contention by citing that a full enrollment of over 214 students registered for the first 6 weeks of a split term at Dunbar shcools Monday.
Mr. Kruse also told of school board plans to continually improve the Dunbar school plant and curriculum. "Those people appreciate the fact that West provided them a high school program when they weren't forced into the step by a court ruling.They know we''re interested in helping them, and we'll continue to do so," he said.
In closing, Mr. Kruse observed that school boards all over the south are somewhat pioneers with the respoinsibility of the intergration movement thrust aquare on their shoulders. "We haven't seen intergration in our cafes, movies, swimming pools trains, and haven't heard of any of the local churches expressing definite opinions on intergration. WE're going ahead with this problem with one main point in mind, what is best for the children...both colored and white," he concluded...
now here it is 50 years later and there are no black people employed in any of the major business''s with the exception of the west rest home where they are employed in the kitchen, aids and laundry. They still live in "their own part of town"...although it is not spoken about..but a lot of people won't place ads in paper for jobs or rent houses as they don't want to have black people apply for them...as they know legally they cant not...rent to them. now the schools are as equal as anything i have seen. the west kids could give a shit what color you are as long as your cool...there are more little black/czech babies running around town than their grannies would ever believe...but the guy that owns the swimming pool is a bigot...one of the grandkids girl friend was talking to a black kid at the swimming pool and ( i swear this is true) and he called the girls mother and said there was a problem and for her to come get her daughter. when she showed up she found out that the problem was her daughter was talking to a black kid(they go to school together) and she went postal. told him her daughter could talk to who ever she wanted and if he didnt like it he could kiss her ass...he actually called her daughter a nigger lover and i thought the kids mom was going to rip his head off...i have known both the mother and the kid for years and knew she would react like that..it is just scary how their are still people with such racist viws...at the pool he has rules about swimming aparell and boys have to wear swim suits with lining and no cut offs..but you can go in there any time and see white boys with cut offs all the time..but the black kids are all in swimming trunks. he uses it as an excuse to keep them out. some day i will have to kick his ass...
so that is the haps in west..in 50 years...not much has changed...but there is hope...
so little punk kids, friends of my granddaughters came in to library to do community service and i am working today and sat. so i have my little slaves, dusting and cleaning the glass. wonder if i can get them to wash my truck? hmmm.
didn''t get to get on line yesterday. for some unknown reason, aol was not working in west...it said that there was no hook up for texas..but i think it lied to me...and for some reason working off henrietta's computer i keep getting my old aol address and cant find my new one to read my mail..think it is all forest gumps fault..
well, yesterday i met my new neighbor...hard to explain how my little house is laid out. in west back in the 40's and 50's and early 60's a lot of the houses had "slave quarters", not really. but they build small houses in the back of their yards for their "help" to live in..little one bedroom houses with yard. then when texas finally decided to free the "help" in about 1965 they were called mother-in-law houses. where you stashed the mother in law so she didnt have to live with you and she had her own little house..so that is what i have..when i moved in here 10 years ago edda and johnny owned both houses and rented out the little house..after 8 years they sold it and moved into her mother''s house when she died..and edda (who says fuck more than i do) was worried that who ever bought her house would want to buy mine too so sold me the house. but since she knew i couldnt afford to do it thru bank with interest, etc. she is selling it to me just like i was paying rent. $225 a month...I got along great with the people who bought the big house..became a "grany" to their son gatlan, who is sooo cute and i adore him. well, they moved and they rented the house to some asshole with pits..i loved the pit bull toby more than his owner...toby was my bud...then he got another pit and it jumped the fence and killed my cat chuck that i had for 16 years...broke my heart..took me a full year to get up enough nerve to tell maryjo that he was dead, and lord i hope she doesnt read this cause i told her that he died of old age...any how....he moved and house stayed vacant for almost a year and they finally sold it...which brings us to the gist of my little long winded story..went to pay water bill yesterday and caroline the city hall clerk looks at me and grins and says "have you met your new neighbors yet?" im thinking oh shit..who moved in...forest gump? and said nope, why and she said the new neighbor was up at post office and wanted my mail box moved out from the front yard as she only wanted hers up there. now since the house has been there there has been 2 boxes for mail...and the garbage comes on wed and who ever lives in big house has to either load their garbage in truck, car or what ever and drive it around or do like everyone else has and just go thru my yard..no big deal for me...usually when i do get my mail i dont go thru the yard i wait till im out in the truck and drive up to front and get it..well, guess she was afraid i was going to be wandering around in her yard or something when i checked the mail and wanted the mail box moved...so the post office is trying to figure out where to move it without being a dick to me...i for one dont give a fuck...but she might think about pissing me off when it comes time to empty her garbage as they only have cars..think using your car to haul your weekly garbage around the block for awhile could become pretty stinky..heehee..like i told caroline..she might want to rethink he attitude about being a not so nice neighbor as all it will do to me is add some spice to my dull life...fucking wiht her could realy be fun. she may have bit off more than she can chew...and i will have someone to fuck with besides forest gump.....ah..life is good..one of the guys at city hall said they were going to start a pot to see how long it took me to make her cry uncle....
they are bringing back the drive in movies in texas. there have been at least 5 new drive in movie theater''s built since 2003..if i had the money i would build one right here in the heart of texas. ther is one in gatesville which is about an hours drive...and i know lots of people from waco and west area that drive there all the time for the outdoor movie experience...plus hot dogs are $1.225, soda pop is less that a $l.00. you can use the old speakers if you want or you can listen to them on the radio station..according to Drive-Ins.com there are as many as 4,063 drive-ins in the nation. Texas peaked with 388 in 1955 and now has 18..doesnt say how much is cost to get in..but you have already saved big bucks by the price of the snacks alone..plus can do like we used to ..pop our own corn, bring our own sodas and just have the price of the movie...i would love it..i miss drive ins soo much..used to go as a kid and took my kids too. remember the dusk to dawn ones..where you went in at dusk and watched movies straight til dawn..for $5.00 a car...what a deal.. i would make tacos, popcorn, brownies, and take big ole containers of ice tea and koolaid...man, what a deal..wonder how much it would cost to put one in..?
wal-mart hs ditched a program that helped single shoppers find love in the discount store's aisles.
officials at wal-mart head quarters oredered their roanoke store to put an end to singles shopping, the only program of its kind at wal-mart stores. taking a cue from wal-marts in germany, the month old program encouraged customers on friday evenings to pick up a red bow they could place on their shopping cars as an invitation to other singles. flirt points were set up in various sections fof the stores.
wal-mart spokesman declined to comment of the reason behind the programs cancelation. but customer dale firebaugh, who showed up friday night hoping to meet his match said store employees told him several people had complained. im disappointed said mr. firebaugh, 63. where can someone over 40 who doesnt smoke or drink or go to bars meet someone..?...
well, come on down mr. firebaugh...here's a 61 year old lady who doesnt smoke, drink and hasent had sex in 20 years...im all yours....
yeah, right...
well, so far i have introduced 3 people to blogging. danny boy and my friend robin and now my 2nd cousin michael...he and I are the only 2 democrats in the family. at least that aren't afraid to speak up about it...dont know if michael is a pagan like me but even so im sure the other cousins are praying for him too. we big big time sinners...they really truly believe we are going straight to hell...maybe...but i doubt it..so welcome to the blogger michael...
two articles one right under the othe in sunday paper..very interesting to me..
Army may miss enlistment goal.
The Army's top personnel officer, Lt. Gen. Franklin L. Hagenbeck, acknowledged last week that the service would probably miss its recruiting goal this year, the first public admission by a senior Army offical and a stark reminder of the Iraq wat's impact on enlistments. The Army has not missed its annual enlistment quota since 1999.
then right below it...
Poll: 6 in 10 say world war is likely
Americans are far more likely than the Japanese to expect another world war in their lifetimes, according to polling 60 yers after World WarII ended. Most people in both countries believe the first use of a nuclear weapon is never justified. Six in 10 Americans said they think such a war is likely, while one one-third of the Japanese said so, according to polling done in both countries for the Associated Press and Kyodo, the Japanese news service..
well, hmmmm....no one wants to fight in Forest Gump's war while most of us believe there will be a wwIII. Started something some one else is going to finish for you,you dumb sonofabitch...
article in dallas am news sports section...should have been on the front paper, below the fold..
"Bad enough when your child commits suicide, possibly as the result of steroids withdrawal. Evne worse when two sets of California parents speak out against performance-enhancing drugs, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's press secretary says they're being used for political purposes, "probably by Democrats." A bd couple of weeks for Arnold. Afte he vetoed legislation to ban sale of some supplements to minors, out came revelations that he had an $8 million contract with a oompany that publishes muscle magazines.he canceled the deal, but now his spokesperson made matters worse. Maybe you'd belive someone could play politics with the parents of a dead child, but who says so publicly? One other thing"Both sets of parents say they're Republicans and voted for Arnold".....you asked for him...you got him....
NUTTY PARENTS
(TO THE TUNE OF BYEBYE BLACKBIRD)
BACK YOUR ASS AGAINST THE WALL
HERE I COME, TITS AND ALL
BYE BYE BLACKBIRD....
actually i think i said this to someone while i was drunk....hard to rememeber...
"i don't want to understand why they hate us, anymore than my father's generation sought to understand Nazis or the ideological slaves of Hirochito. Like that generation, since the jihadists have declared war on us,I WANT TO KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL ME"Cal Thomas, july 18th
We will break the law and destroy property until we win..animal rights activist Steven Best, a University of Texas at El Paso philosophy professor, addressing English protesters..july 17...
when i first read the first line i thought it was terrorist speaking. in a way anyone who does what they do is a terrorist..i love animals and dont want to see them get hurt but the peta organization is nothing but small time terrorist.anyone who loves pit bulls hates peta..their policy is to put them down as they consider them dangerous and anyone who has ever owned a pit bull know them to be loving and gentle and protective of their family. not all pits are killers..
West, Texas
Residents of West, Texas were awaked early Monday morning to the sounds of loud banging and cursing.Police answering many disturbance of peace calls arrested 61 year old Jackiesue D_______ after she had seeming gone beserk and attacked a Dr.Pepper machine.Ms. D_____ was crying and screaming and cussing as they arrested her. "It took my money but wouldn't give me a Dr.Pepper", she screamed, "it wouldn't give me a Dr.Pepper. I haven't had one in two weeks and when I finally gave in to the voices coming from the machines..it just wouldn't give me a Dr.Pepper."
Ms.D____ is being held until Judge Payrea gets in touch with her family."So far, no one has come by to claim her", said the judge."Something about her son still being mad at her for some reason or another. With jackiesue and her family there is no telling what is going on with them.Just to make sure this doesn't happen again, all soda pop dispensers have been removed from the corners of West."
I have been on line for 31/2 hours reading blogs and my ass hurts..so I am going to go home and fix something to eat..except that I am so sick of salad's I could cry..I did break down and fix fried chicken but no drpepper...I am suffering withdrawl... going to go to community grocery and get some fresh veggies and make my world famous gazpacho...I love it...but makes me sit in the bathrom a lot as all those raw veggies go right thru me..
I see where our texas boy (not by birth but close enough) won his 7th race..in your face france...dave letterman did a top ten list about lances tour de france...and was so funny...was so far ahead he made a detour to find some whores...cracked me up..between him and craig IMFROMSCOTLANDANDHAVEMYOWNTVSHOWYOULITTLEMONKEYYOU fergeson they whip on bush pretty good...i like the bush impersonator they have on the late night show with fergie...he is almost as dumb as bush...nah...
no one is as dumb as bush.no matter how hard they try...enjoying the break up of the romance that californians and arnold had going...kind of like the rude awaking the american people are having with imsostupidishouldbeputdown bush...
ok, off to make my gazpacho...take off all my clothes and sit in front of the a/c...cant wait til 8pm to watch pbs...the whale watcher is on and want to see it again...such a good movie..have to go...i smell pie..live in a town with 6 bakeries..i always smell either pies, kolaches,strudles, or some other wonderfully baked treat by the little ole czech ladies of west, by god texas..eat your hearts out ...
Ok, in case no one reads the funny paper but me..(do people still call it the funny paper?)..i will recap doonesbury...mike doonsbury is sitting on his chair watching tv.bush is on tv..saying"Have I made any mistakes? Yes, I started a terrible and completely unnecessary war. When we couldn't find any weapons of mass destruction, I then pretended the main mission was to spread democracy. I have not made us any safer. On the contrary, my actions have earned america the scorn of the world and created a vast new generation of terrorists.I regret putting over a million service people in harm's way, with 1,700 dead and many thousands wounded so far. And as a Christian, I greatly mourn the continuing loss of innocent Iraqi lives, the total of which is several times greater than the number lost at the world trade center. In short, I am so very, very sorry.......
then in a little brink mike''s summer daydream comes to an end..
and for something interesting from the funny paper..mallard fillmore by bruce tinsley is usually something i read and then bitch about..because i ususlly disagree with him..he is the christian rights voice...so power to the people..anyhow...this sunday he has mallard saying"this just in....The Spanish American war is over, and we lost...at least in the sense that we''re still paying 3-percent"Spanish American war tax...on our phone bills every month..congress voted to end the tax in 2000, but somebody vetoed the bill(clinton)...please write your lawmakers and tell ''em how you feel about this tax..and let 'em know the war is over and its safe to come out now..." then he says you can even use the handy e-mail form at the americans for tax reform website.atr.org....
I for one would like to see that 3-prcent tax off my phone bill...but since it comes from the right..im leery..but will check it out....
for those who are interested..rocky is back...he came home ate a can of cat food, a slice of cheese, some cooked chicken, the juice from a can of tuna, licked his balls went to sleep for about 6 hours and then left again...this is the life i would like to live...eat, fight, fuck and sleep...hell, except for the fucking part..it is my life.oh, and l dont have balls to lick..
yesterday was one of those weird texas days..was hot, hot as the flames of hell and it was thundering out...no rain..just thunder for about 2 hours...think it was the goddess playing pool..i swear i will figure out how to scan some pictures and will do it this week..my daughter sent me a recent picture of her and man, she is back to her old beautiful self..i know im a little one sided about her but i think when you see her you will agree..she is 5' 9" and weighs about 140 or less..strawberry blond hair, green eyes, her mothers honkers and a big ass grin...sooo proud of her...i swear i will put the pictures on..this week...
....do i smell pie
I want to highly recommend the blog site of hgleichenhaus..I think that is his blog name...it is "its my america too"...he writes so "good"...wrong english but I mean that what he says is Good and he writes it well...so trust me on this one and check him out.his latest blog is terrific.trust me...
Well, first of all let me say I really thought when i read my comments on shit happens that everyone would be pissed...so I must have done something wrong..cause eveyone agreed with me..hm... ok, now to the good part. My friend d.n. who I said had found me after so long. Well, he is a blogger now..his name is bookemdanno...so as he seems to be a little cagy about giving out any info about him I will leave it to him to tell you about himself..but I will say I think you will enjoy his blogs as he is very smart, very funny and weirder than shit..but our kind of weird...and can tell a story better than anyone...really does make me laugh..so check him out and tell him jackiesue sent you..
I went to local used stuff store. called caritas in texas...or at least west and waco..and got a great baylor girls bsketball tshirt brand new for a buck...cool...and got a set of twin sheets with dallas cowboys playing football on them...for a buck. so Im a happy camper...i have been all a twitter since ole jerry the asshole jones held a news conference to announce that he was inducting the triplets into the ring of honor..still have a bunch of them that need to be in from the early winning days...but I bet he puts hisownself in before he does them...
One of the pains in the ass that comes from having a phone is those fucking telephone calls..I went to bed at my normal time this am about 4:30am and at 8am the fucking phone rings and there is no one there..one of those automated phone calls and they never quite connect so after 5 seconds you here a busy signal...man was I pissed. then again at 9:30 and then again at 19:45...no one there just space and then busy signal...fuckers..going to find out where they live, go to their house and kick their ass..and now not even the dont call list shit is working..as they said we dont care if you paid money to get on a list..list..we dont need no stinking list...we call you anyhow...fuckers...I may not believe in God, Heaven or Hell...but I do know in my heart of hearts there is a place just for telemarketers when they die, and it is very very hot there...
Well, its bad enough that the dogs are gone but Rocky hasent been around in about 5 days..He does that often enough that Im not freaking out, but I figure the way my luck has been going...he is gone for good. Maybe he went on his own to crawford and is now waiting for Forest so he can jump on him and pee on his head..
Well, since I gave my scales to the libray to weigh books for shipping when we sell them on ebay I had to go to the library to see if I had lost any weight...and to the best of my knowledge...I have lost 5 lbs...fuck..after almost 2 weeks of eating salads I feel like I should look like kate moss...with tits..
So let me get this straight when i check my blogeyes the count now is tallied by new eyes and not just repeaters..? that right...Idont think that makes a lot of sense and if there is a list to put my name on to change that...let me know....kay?wait..I think I heard some one say.....pie?
Man oh man oh man...I am reading peoples blogs and wondering what the fuck is going on...people are pissed off because of some thing someonewell said to someone else...about them..to them..for them...people are ill and depressed, have mental problems..friends are betraying them..there is so much anger, hurt and pain going on....wel, get the fuck over it...shit happens...life is to short to have hurt feelings..so someone doesnt like me...yea? well, fuck you too...who cares...kiss my ass, drop dead, bite me..hating someone is like taking poison and hoping that person will die..while you people are pouting pissing and moaning about that person, they are probably out dancing..you dont really think your anger will actually make a difference do you? judas priest..get a grip...no one and i mean no one likes to bitch more about shit than i do...but its part of the game of life..the camel shits..the caravan moves on...i have all kinds of smug little sayings like that..which basiclly means there isn't one fucking thing any of you can do if people in your life fuck up and misbehave...gas will still be to fucking high, rent needs to be paid and Jerry Jones just inducted the triplets into the ring of honor...life goes on...so bitch a little, whine a little then get back on the horse and ride off into the sunset...anyone who disagrees with me can kiss my redneck over extended ass...cause i will still be here trucking along....love and kisses from the wise ole bitch..err..witch...did someone say pie
I was watching news and reading book when the phone rings and after it rang about 6-7 times I figured out it wasent on tv and answered it. A voice from my past...my lost friend Danny who I had lost touch with and had been searching for...found me instead...was soooooo cool. you would love him..he is an actor and a playwrite...one of the funniest people I know..and boy can he talk.I was just so glad to hear from him..he and his partner pat were responsible for me getting the job with the traveling book store. My daughter worked with Pat at the San Jose store while I worked at the san Francisco store..he would regale me with gossip about hollywood and just crack me up...He is the one that informed me that even though I loved and had the hots for Randolph Scott, he batted for the other team..I have been in love with Randolph Scott since I was a little girl...loved that virgina accent..
so any how Danny is thinking about coming down to visit over labor day weekend..said yes, right away and then remembered that is also the weekend of our family reunion.i am pretty sure I am going..it is being held in mesquite my old home town..guess I could drag danny to it..dont think my kin folk have ever met any one that is gay before..so that should be good for a laugh...plus i need all the liberal democrats possible to combat my right wing republican kinfolk..so anyhow that is my good and great news...danny's found...
did i tell you that my daughter said she read some of my blogs? i asked her what she thought and there was the longest ....longest pause and then she said" well, I could tell it was written by you"...hmmmmm. well, at least she is still talking to me...ha..
Going to go to church and light a candle for my friend mary in denver..she has had some bouts with cancer and came out ok but now she had a biopsy on her nose for skin cancer..she should know something in about a week.she reads all my blogs and thinks i should combine them all and make a book..she is very prejudiced...I met her over 3 years ago when i first started fooling around with computer..met her in the pogo game room playing solitaire..we hit it off right away...i was either making peole laugh or grosssing them out.or both..she is the one I fixed up with my cousin who lives in butler.pa.like most of the males in my family he has gone from prince to turd...
It''s weird how I have met and made good friends with people I have not ever met...like you guys...feel like I have known you all forever..maybe it is because we knew each other in another life..or when i was sober..
well, i have to go to hardware store and turn in my sprayer and go to grocery store and get some...fucking fresh damn fruit..I actually bought a 1/2 lb of lean ground beef yesterday and made 3 taco''s..first meat in over a week...except for slices of ham i put in my chef''s salad...no cheese on the taco's and that was really hard too..maybe i should just buy some crack for a week..see what kind of weight loss that would bring about..but noooooo, just eat my fucking salads, drink my tea with sweet and low and snack on sugar free jello..and its not like if i lose a lot of weight i will get any sex out of this..no one wants to fuck a fat old lady but no one wants to fuck a skinny old lady that points and laughs at your dick either...
There is a picture on the front page of the paper of a simi covered wagon and a bunch of simi fat cowpokes heading off to the rodeo grounds for our rodeo...this is the 59th west championship rodeo.. what a motley crew...its officail the west fest is expanding the musical showcase..will now have the youong christian artist showcase for singers between the ages of 12 and 17. plus all us military branches will be honored with special entertainment exhibits from various military facilities in the area..
7 west boy scount's hiked 70 miles at a new mexico ranch near cimarron, new mexico..as hot as it has been i bet there were wore out...picture of them on front page too. they look pretty whuped.
now we have a goat dairy in laguna park which is about 15 minutes away from west. up by the lake..pretty cool...would like to check out their cheeses, BUT ITS NOT ON MY FUCKING DIET..
west high school class of 1980 is having a reunion...
one new born baby and 3 deaths...some birthdays were celebrated by some really cute kids.West Library is holding the 2nd annual golf classic...One of our drs. was elected acp fellow...he is from the philipines i think been here over 25 years in west ..when i would go to have an office visit i would take my daughter maryjo with me so she could translate..never could understand a word he said..the urbanovasky family had a reunion...West girls atds freshman team tok first place in district..not sure what that is but they beat the shockers and the crushers....cool...our fire alarm codes are:one ring-grass fire or car fire
2 ring-fire drill or fireman's meeting
3 rings-house fire
4 rings- jaws of life
12 rings emergency warning..and let me tell you that when we have a big storm and wind is blowing and thunder etc...cant hear them fucking bells...they also dont tell you that on occasion the bells ring for so reason what so ever...and it is a constant ring.....for up to and over an hour...50 years ago in west a guy named J.A. warned Texas Legislators there will be nobody to tax if H-bomb isnt outlawed...He says "the way I calm my nerves is to stretch out on the ground under a shade tree and watch a buzzard circle without flapping his winds, and if more people had used my method we would not have to worry over teh hydrogen bomb."....(i might start drinking again on that note)Henrietta Meurer's 2 grandsons won ribbons at houston livestock show for their bulls, goats and cows and a pig too i think..they won at waco livestock show too...kids are damn near as big as the bull..
Food Mart has drpepper on sale for .99...fuckers
we have a stanley products and fuller brush salesman here in west now..also with avon..
can buy a 3 bed, 2 bath on 2.7 acres for $96,500
chapman's county line needs a cook...Community grocery has pizza's on sale...fuckers..and jeanette karlik who writes the thanks for listening tells horrow stories about how dirty motels are and resturants...the weekly review of west is over...
That may be the only way to keep me from eating it...I left yesterday and went to the store and bought.....more fucking lettuce..more tomatoes and since my favorite grocery store has a little meat market in the back where you can buy one pork chop, or two slices of bacon, or 1/4 lb of lunch meat..I love that store..I bought 1/2 lb of honey ham in large slices so I could put it on the salad and break up the tuna salads...I did make a gigantic pot of beans with ham hock for protien..but to compensate for the lower usage of salt I added way too much pepper. but unless its burnt you can fuck up pinto beans..last night I nuked some no butter popcorn. judas priest, tasted like cardbord..and so far I havent had a dr.pepper..and that has been soo hard..because the stores close up at 8pm there is at least 3 soda pop machines on every other corner and can get canned soda for .25 cents..so driving down the street I see machines selling dr.pepper everywhere..I swear they all know my name..as I can hear them calling me when I drive by..I can just hear me if I get stopped for speeding.."im sorry office but I was driving 85 in a 30 because I wanted to get past the soda pop machines without buying a dr.pepper."
I have been sitting around trying to figure out a way to bring in some extra money and I decided to try and invent something ....the only thing I have come up with is barb-b-q flavored douche...or one that taste like whiskey or budwiser..if I could perfect that I would be rich beyond means..mmmm pussy licking good.
I need to get a job...now if I could figure out how to do that with out standing on my feet I would be very happy. or a job where i only had to work 4 hours a day as that is about my limit..
fleas..fucking fleas...t-tiny little mother fuckers..and my sprayer broke..used the gook in in and went to unscrew the handle and plink..broke..so going to go take it to west hardware and trade up for a better one..cheap plastic fuckers..
Well, I see where the goddess beamed scotty up...he was 80 so had a great run...
i have stalled as long as I could...I have to do laundry. I am wearing a tshirt that I have thought about using for a dust rag but loved too much and a pair of shorts that fit so tight across my ass Im afraid to bend over...everything else is dirty..but I hate to do laundry...hate it hate it hate it..toady is the day the west paper comes out so if there is news worth reporting I will be back..if not see ya t'mara
I have sprayed the yard, house and me and still fleas are about to eat me alive..I have sprayed so much that I know I glow in the dark...im so stupid..I forgot all about Rocky who is bringing the fleas in faster than I can kill them..so need to get one of those things you put on the animals back and only have to use it every 3-6 months..if I can catch the little bastard..He is out humping the neighborhood cats..Need to get him fixed. Maybe he will stay home more and not get into so many fights...gabby hayes looking cat..
I have eaten nothing but salads since wed or so of last week...I am up to the point where if someone walked by me with protien of anykind I would tackle them to the ground and grab it away from them...I think I need some meat...may go get some lean gr. beef and make some tacos..fat broads were not meant to live by leafy stuff alone..No dr.pepper...fuck, just how healthy do I really want to get..?
I had an apple for desert last night...I havent had blue bell ice cream in over a week...no drpeppr..just salad''s for over a week...no meat..popcorn with no butter...or salt.nothing fried...no kolaches.. did I mention I havent had any dr.pepper..?ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!!!!!!!!!!!
just salads..
no bluebell
AND NO FUCKING DR.PEPPER
I know you are all stitting there waiting for me to run screaming down the streets to community grocery and get a drpepper followed by a scoop of blue bell..well, I am not..no, really..Im not..not going ta do it...nope, not me..no way.Im strong...I can do this..no way am I going to turn this computer off, go get in my truck and drive to community grocery and buy a 1/2 gallon of vanilla and a long neck dr.Pepper..no way...not me...hey, I quit drugs, drinking, smoking and sex...I can give up blue bell and dr.pepper...its a snap...easy as pie...did someone say pie
Right is right, even if everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it....
YOU HEAR THAT FORESTYOUASSHOLE GUMP??????
Man, some of the sports on tv are really strange..was reading latest kinky friedman book and one ear and eye out for the tv when what do i hear but"she lost that race by a half a log"...excuse me??? what was that? a shitting contest? and then later on i hear"they were a half a blow of each other"...followed by"he has a hard peice of wood"... ok, what sport am i watching?.. finally figured out it was extreme out door sports..axe chopping contest, log rolling,log running and dogs jumping in air to catch something hanging down and then fall in the water...but the mental pictures i had were xrated outdoor games..enjoyed watching the dogs..but watching people run up and down logs and running on logs is almost as boring as watching golf or car racing..(sorry babs, but racing bores the fuck out of me and makes me dizzy)
switched it back and forth to watch the quarterback contest..now that is really boring...actually golf this weekend was better than ususal..was real golfers against hollywood duffers...ray romano and brad garrett were yucking it up..mainly cause they played lousy golf and my god...has anyone seen charles barkley? he looks like a tiny shamu the whale...he couldnt get his ass off the ground for a slam dunk if his life depended on it...
i am still on my salad, tuna fish, fresh fruit and veggie diet..now i need to find me a tread mill as i cant walk to lose weight as i fall down and go boom..ice tea only so no more dr.pepper...iam not sure how long i can go without dr.pepper..they may have to check me into betty ford for rehab...
