AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

New York Giants 33

Dallas Cowboys 31....

fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Annie has passed away

Please keep Jackie in your thoughts and prayers as she goes through her time of grief.
Babs

WEST, TEXAS NEWS

Wow, we had a big fire in West Monday night..over on the 400 block of Virginia which is right down from my old house. They had fire departments from West, Leroy, Elm Mott and Abbot battling the fire. Looks like we will have to have a benefit to raise money for them as I think it's a rental house and I'm sure they didn't have insurance.

My nekkid rain dance paid off, we got 4.95 inches of rain in 4 days. Added to the 1.8 inches a week earlier we got 6.75 inches of rain in September. Last year in September we only got .55 inches of rain. So my ass is working..The rain has turned everything lush green and cooled it down to the low 80's and nights are in the 60's. I am a happy old lady.

A friend of mine just had a 8 lb. 11 inch baby boy and he looks like his Daddy. Grant Mitchell Eubanks has a big sister Kennedy Rose and I'm sure she will spoil him rotten. Edward J. Makovy, Sr. celebrated his 94th birthday, Will Kusler turned one.

The Lady Trojans volleyball team is winning all their games and the West High School Trojans football team is 3-0, which is just fantastic. I think they play at home this Friday and if they do I'm going to try and drag Babs screaming out of her apartment to go watch them. Inky's stepson Devin is playing. Last Friday's game was postponed till Saturday because of lightning but that didn't stop the Trojans, as they won 34.27. Oh I just saw where West has a by this week and won't play again till September 25 against Mexia(maheya).. at home. West High School senior Ashley Anz received a $1,000 scholarship from the Texas Teenage Baseball-Softball Association. We've had a few girls go from High School to Baylor University on sports scholarships, one of them even was a coach for the girls basketball team for 4 years. West Food Mart has Bone-in Beef rib eye steaks on sale for $4.99 per pound. They were out when I went up there but will go back. I have a hankering for a good ole very rare rib eye. Tyson split fryer breasts are on sale for $1.29 per pound and I got a package of them and have them thawing. Will cook them all up in the oven and then freeze them. Community Grocery has Blue Bell on sale 2 -1/2 gallons for $8...sigh* Milk is $2.99 a gallon, which is really down as a year ago or less it was over $5 a gallon.

There are some new listings on houses..one is a 3 bd/2.5 bath brick home with over 2,500 sq. ft. living area on 3.16 acres, built in 1999. Formal dining, living room and game room. Large kitchen, breakfast area, lost of storage, master w/dual vanities. Separate walk-in shower and jetted tub for $250,000. One is just reduced a 3/2 with study. Swimming pool, r.v. parking, and boat parking on 1.5 acres for $289,900.

Remember the meteorite that broke up over West at the middle of February? Well SyFy Channel is making a reality show called about the two goofy guys that were here chasing after the broken bits and pieces of the meteorite. It's called Meteorite Men and should be aired some time around January 6,2010. They will be in the West area to film for the cable show. Maybe Tanner will be on it as he was one of the people that saw it shoot by his house out in the country. I'll let you know for sure when it's going to air and you'll be able to see some of our country side and local characters, like the meteorite sniffing dog.

There is a job opening for a assisted living administrator if anyone is interested. Czech stop is always hiring, but I wouldn't work there for all the kolaches in West. They's some mean sonsabitches to work for. Plus Sunday in that place is pure hell. I counted cars once on a Sunday and quit at 54...Every yahoo in Texas that drives down I-35 stops in West and gets Kolaches. Babs and I went to Gerik's Bakery and they had all their day old kolaches 5 packages(6 kolaches in each package) for $6...We got 5 packages each and now we can't get anything else in the freezer as they are full of kolaches. But damn...I finally broke down and gave a package to Margaret and a package to Charlotte and one to the kid that lives next door. Still have 112 kolaches in the freezers..and since I'm not supposed to eat them I will end up giving them away too. Was going to take them to Jenny and Jason's but can't get up the gumption to drive all the way out to Bosqueville, which is 35 minutes from my place. Typical Texan, I don't figure out the miles just how long it takes.

Every time I go into Family Dollar now Inky runs and hides. He had an 'episode' last week and had double vision for a couple of hours and freaked him and Anessa out. He of course stayed at work and when Anessa told me about it she wanted me to go exert my muscle and check his blood sugar. But he's deathly afraid of needles and actually ran out from the counter at work and ran down the candy aisle to get away from me. Pussy. So now every time I go in he runs and hides because he thinks I'm going to stick him.

Annie spent one night in the bathroom because she kept getting on the new furniture and peeing on it and pissing me off at the same time. I know she can't help it, but it's hard not to get all freaked out when she's peeing all over the place and dropping little tootsie rolls as she walks ..That didn't work as she just sat up in her basket and peeing on my new dresser. I'm telling you....she almost died. So I made her sleep out side(it's really very nice out) one night and instead of sleeping in her basket she crawled under that white shelving unit which is about 4 inches of room for her...made me feel like an unfit mother. So I let her stay in but every time she gets out of her basket I grab her up, run her outside and squeeze the piss out of her. She hates it and so do I but the other resort is me stuffing things up her butt.

Bucky's Bargain Barn is closing down, so all his stuff is 40% off. I went in the other day and spent $22 on crap. But got some Christmas gifts and some cute stuff to send to some of you lucky folks. Still trying to find stuff to send for a thank you for the help you all gave me and Annie.

Oh I know what I was going to say..if you aren't watching Sons of Anarchy, your missing some great TV. I fucking love that show and this season opened up with Adam Arkin playing a White Supremacist and instigating the rape of the wife of the head of the MC. Holy shit!...She's played by the actress that played Peg Bundy...she's so good on this show. You have got to watch it..

Welp...I'm done. Sorry this is so boring, but I got jackshit to say about anything. Well, I do think the President is right Kanye West is a jackass and the republicans are gigantic buttroys. I will do a post on what I think of the new president, but still want to give him a chance to reclaim his balls and do something before I rip him a new one. fuckme I'll never vote again.

NEWS FROM NITWIT

He just posted and is alive and ................almost well..stop by and say howdy..and drop him a card again if your a mind too..I think it really helps...jac

http://nitwitsnetwit.blogspot.com/

BRACE YOURSELVES...IT'S FUCKING MONDAY!

yankee girl

tex

buddhaboy

Intenseguy

Ted

all ...

Billy Pilgrim

Sling

Jan

rosemary

Elizabeth

Nick and Nora

Sage

eyereckon

Homer

Annie

Nan

Pom

wishy washy

all...

Tina and Prego..Babs

Annie

Tina

gods are bored..anne

Rainbow wolf

Big pi

Rox

DALLAS 34---------TAMPA BAY 21

Yefuckinghaw!.....Cowboys are still a second half team..sucked first half, and kicked ass second half. But boy I sucked on picks this year..Last year the opening games I only picked one loser..this year..not so much..5-8 so far...feck!...But a lot of teams have what I call the unknown quantity this year..New quarterbacks, new running backs, lots of rookies, never know how they will play. Farve is rocking them In Minnesota...

Also have some Cowboys Stadium facts and figures:

The Cowboys stadium has the tallest movable glass wall in the world. It is 120 feet high and 180 feet wide. It takes 9 minutes to open or close.

If you laid out all the handrails in the Stadium end to end they would run over 12 miles. That would stretch from Cowboys Stadium all the way to the DFW Airport.

Cowboys Stadium has the largest domed roof in the world. 660,800 square feet. It only takes 12 minutes to open or shut the retractable dome. Each retractable door of the dome is 63,000 square feet and moving them takes 128 motors.

Within the stadium there are 22 escalators, 18 elevators, 10 major stairways and a ramp that runs from the Event/Field level all the way up to the Upper Concourse.

Cowboys Stadium's exterior is covered with over half-a-million square of glass and stone.

There are over 1,600 toilets in the building and over 800 point of sale locations for concessions, including mobile carts through the plazas and building.

The center video board is mounted 90 feet over the field and is 72 feet by 160 feet. It runs from 20-yard line to 20-yard line It gives a 360-degree view of the action so guests never miss a play.

The field level is 50 feet below grade and the top of the roof is 320 feet above the field. There are a total of 10 separate levels in the Stadium.

C0wboys Stadium is the largest enclosed stadium in the NFL. It is 3.0 million square feet and holds 104 million square feet of air. It was built with over 26,000 tons of steel. there are 19 million pounds of truss work in the Stadium.

The Statue of Liberty could stand on the star in the middle of the field and the roof could close and never touch the flame.

The Miller Lite Plaza to the East is three acres and Champions Plaza to the West is four acres. With the Plazas and the platforms there are 10 total acres. That is 420,000 square feet of entertainment space before you ever enter the Stadium's bowl...

nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo...

JACKIESUE'S MUSIC CLASS..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leTkgVNBHV8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3-rf4EgAm8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpT8Sd9wRlQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3041kBbxGM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEH3uqbpsm8
Some tunes I grew up with...and to me are classics...The Annie records were considered very nasty...and we would dance the 'dirty bop' to it...and I could 'dirty bop' with the best of them..40+ years ago...sigh*

RANDOM MUSINGS FROM THE VOID

Stuff from Sooner's brain.

JERRYWORLD

The 8'th wonder of the world, the mega Cathedral of Football Splendor that Skeletor (Jerry Jones) has built is worthy of it's envy. It is the darling of the N.F.L. and has the Official STAMP OF APPROVAL via Commandant Roger Goodell,... a massive spectacle of steel, concrete and architectural beauty that is worthy to stand only in Texas, the only state that is basically a country that would just be fucking okie-dokie seceded from the other 49 shitholes.
Now, I kinda got a problem with some of the prices to enjoy this festivus
"It adds up fast when a half-pan of baby-back ribs costs $115, a 12-pack of Bud Light $54 and a bottle of Jack Daniel's $60. "

Dallas Morning News
01:28 PM CDT on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
By GARY JACOBSON / The Dallas Morning Newshttp://us.mc826.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=gjacobson@dallasnews.com

Now, let's throw in a 90.00 cheese pizza, CHEESE, and I kinda got it figured out how they will be able to afford to raise the HUGE MONOLITHIC VIDEO SCREEN that they fucking hung too low.
Plus the fact that my team got beat and my Q.B. got his ass handed back to him in a sling,...I am wary of this place.
I hope that the Cowboys are able to make it all worthy on the "1 point whatever-the-fuck BILLION" it took to build this Monument.
One cool thing, you can get a cheap hotel room, take a taxi to the game after getting tanked up at Hooter's, and get in for 35 bucks and be in the end zone with access to concessions and the outside villa/concourse/moneymaker.
A cheap dude's way to tailgate.
Haven't done it yet. I am saving up my money to buy those fucking Cowboys.

Crazy people are so cool...
I watched a technique at work today that was really cool.
When a crazy person is disrupting your place of business, walk up to them and talk to them......but take control of the situation by asking them questions, because while they "think" to engage with you, the other employees can formulate a game plan to shift his/her/crazy person's wrath into an exit strategy.
"Mam, we cant install your $1238.39 tonneau cover because we have technicians that are a day behind already."
TRANSLATION
First off bitch, you drive up and start honking your horn and preaching about how you are handicapped and your children hate you and "I NEED SERVICE NOW!", never even leaving your running vehicle.
You have lipstick on your eyebrows, eye liner on your lips, and a tampon necklace.
You are dressed in about 6 layers of clothing, the outer wrap consisting of a cowboy hat, a red Mexican poncho
over woolly yellow pajamas, and high heels.
Your vehicle is filled with plastic swords, rocking horses and makeup, BAGS of makeup. And you yodel, speak in tongues, and preach with the fire of a serial killer. I love the big Barbie head that is covered in temporary biker tattoos, shaved and oiled like a "Miami Ink" severed head in the passenger seat.
Man, I love my job.

THINGS THAT DON'T ADD UP
As much as I want to believe that there is a Bigfoot, a Loch Ness Monster and an Abdominal Snowman, I will not bet on them in Vegas to ever be caught or have scientific evidence supporting their collective existence. However, I can swear on my mother's grave that I had sex with a female Bigfoot at a seedy bar in Dallas in 1987.

Our budget sucks, we owe trillions and yet we keep spending more money.
My Dad always said, "Boy, don't spend it if you can't afford it, dumb ass!"
Makes good sense.
How about we start spending money in our own borders, allow everyone the choice of their existing health care coverage or Federal plan, and spend the money used on our WAR on Social Security, Veteran benefits, Medicare and Education, ...start collecting on all of our debts owed to the US over the years of recovery
and restructure distributed everywhere, ... except where it is most needed.....HERE! The interest accrued alone would make us "shittin' in tall cotton".
Nope, let's just bomb a scrubby Middle Eastern mountain range into a cratered Middle Eastern mountain range.
Robo calls on my phone that assure me that my credit card consolidation solution will make me get a bigger dick.
Promises of a "More Enjoyable" Sexual life with chemical ingestion that could give me a skillet-handle erection, one that could possibly be eternal, thus embarrassing at my funeral, to say the least.
When the wind blows, my dick gets hard, lol.
If I use this particular Insurance company I can just drink and drive and save money and live in Vegas and I will have a stack of money that has a set of FUCKING EYEBALLS on it. Or I can deal with Flo and buy the shit in a sterile white room in a fucking box. And I wonder which way she sways, she is the Queen of Androgyny.

GIM'ME SOME BRAVE COMBO

why we loves our Brave Combo...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9FNH_0OJss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMnllVV5rUg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvMh3Jb6-IE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm6BlvCgG0I

WESTFEST, 2009

Westfest 2009 is over...our 34th Westfest. The attendance was down again in spite of the cooler weather.This year's attendance totaled 18,860 compared to 19,654 last year. In 2007, the attendance was 22,714. But from what every one said..there may have been less but they spent more. Numbers were up on all souvenirs and beverages..which means lots of pivo. I'm so excited Strickly won second place in the commercial float beating out the new bar OutWest Bar. The first place winner went to my favorite float the Bohemian Mobull Home Float. I bet that woman is really pissed, as she complains about it every year saying it is demeaning to bohemians.. Yeah, right.

Now..for the goodies...those 18,860 people consumed the following:

1,940 hamburgers, 1,109 corny dogs, 1,060 pounds of french fries, 4,320 kolaches, 100 baked potatoes, 1,600 pounds of potatoes for spudzilas, 6,850 sausage sandwiches, sausage sticks and sausage and kraut plates, 1,440 roasted ears of corn, 240 ears of corn on a stick, 340 bags of Bavarian nuts, 175 pounds of corn for kettle popcorn, 30 bounds of uncooked pork rinds, 1,150 skunk eggs(see, it's not just me..If I had been there it would have been 1,152 skunk eggs), four cases of fried green tomatoes, 16 gallons of fried pickles, one case of fried squash, 100 ice cream floats and ice cream servings, 1, 575 funnel cakes, 540 steaks on a stick, 420 chickens on a stick, 220 pork on a stick(another number that would have changed...the most beautiful words in the world...'pork on a stick')250 rib-eye sandwiches, 1,868 plates of Mexican plates, 110 pretzels, 330 loaves of homemade bread(usually beer bread) 480 barbecue sandwiches, 500 chicken and beef fajitas, 250 Phillie Cheesesteaks, 450 turkey legs, 1,310 fruit drinks, 350 gallons of tea and 1,110 cups of Italian ice. I wish they would put how much beer and soda they sold ..they used to, but I guess it looked like we were a bunch of booze hounds so they quit.

Oh that is Merle'the pearl' holding the commercial sign in front of the Strickly Float..It was a boat, full of drunks and babes.

Next year is our 35th Annicersary Westfest..I plan on joining the Westfest committee and make some suggestions..Like get rid of all the old farts that have been on the committee for 34 years and are stuck in the past.The new Miss Westfest Christy Jones is so pretty. I'll look and see if I can some better pictures of the Parade on line. Waco newspaper usually puts some up after a week or so..

Well..........we're done for another year...Now we start gearing up for next year.....

OOPS MISSED MONDAY STUMBLES..

Sorry I didn't have these for Monday, but figured you would all be out finishing up the labor day holiday.
I made chocolate/peanut butter brownies and 2 home made from scratch pizzas...I'm still tired.. Will have a Westfest recap Thursday.