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Friday, September 25, 2009


People have been sending me jokes to cheer me up...it's working..

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirtup and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ballon the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why
not?'She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money tabe able ta affarrd any..'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'


texlahoma said...

I bet he doesn't wear anything under his kilt.

jan said...

Yeah, what texlahoma said.

Nit Wit said...

I wish it came with pictures/ I love watching golf.

billy pilgrim said...

scotland invented golf so the scotsman's solution must be the correct one, assuming the wife isn't over 30.

Big Pissy said...

hee hee!

Intense Guy said...

If texlahoma is indeed correct, and I've no reason the doubt him, the scotman probably already used the brush to untangle his own ... area. And being cheap and tight as he was, this brush was also used to de-lint his kilt and do his teeth with.


you all make me laugh..

Kulkuri said...

Good one!! They are both probably going commando!!