I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

NASTY AND FOUL THINGS I HAVE SHOUTED AT THE TV SET








WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST FUCK EACH OTHER, YOU HAVE FUCKED EVEYONE ELSE...YOU ASSHOLES!
YOU GOOFY BASTID, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ELECTED?

OH, NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO....FUCKWAD!
BITCH!BITCH!BUSH'S BITCH!

WIN YOU SUNSABITCHES...JUST WIN.....
TERRIFIC..THEY ARE STILL KILLING HORSES SO THE FUCKING FRENCH AND ASIANS CAN HAVE PONY STEAKS...ASSHOLES...
JUST HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DIE IN THE NAME OF RELIGION...ABRAHAM WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU BLOOD THIRSTY SUNSABITCHES...ABOUT THIS TIME I THREW MY CONVERSE AT THE TV SET SAID FUCK IT AND TURNED ON THE RADIO AND LISTENED TO OLDIES STATION AND READ A BOOK...
FUCKME TILL I BLOW ALL MY FUSES..

13 comments:

zero said...

condoliza rice has always looked like this chick in 'leaving las vegas' starring nicolas cage...

seriously...

go rent it and give it a watch if you want... it is a good movie anyway...

the scene where he is trying to cash his check, but got the shakes and had to go have a few drinks and then goes back to the bank- when he is standing in line, giving guite possibly the BEST speach ever delivered on film into his mini tape recorder, there is this chick standing behind him with the blankest stare i have ever seen... she looks just like condoliza rice.

Nit Wit said...

Now you know why I only watch reruns and comedy shows and get all my news from the Daily show and The Cobert Report, and the internet when I feel like reading it.
I post for old farts like me. I should have put a note to click to enlarge if you can stand looking at him.

Anonymous said...

Give me an older lady with attitude every time ! :)

Cyberoutlaw said...

Oh there's nothing nasty and foul about that. Considering who it is that you're talking about, I think it's absolutely appropriate.

Anonymous said...

And this is not normal behavior? Oh OH.

Beansidhe said...

Tell me about it ;) I now have a large dent in the plaster above my TV from where the remote landed when I threw it at Blairs simpering face - bastard. He was uttering crap about how he thought a cease fire could be achieved within days - and all the while US planes filled with missiles on their way to Israel are landing at a Scottish airport to refuel. Yeah, not on the side of Israel at all then Tony eh?

Two-faced sycophantic, leering, megalomaniac, ass-kissing, mindless fuckwit.

Donna said...

WOOOOOOOEEEEE Jackie's back! Hahaha how I've missed your rants.

texlahoma said...

What leo said! We shouldn't help either side, we shouldn't send condaliza, we should just say "It's not out fight, don't try to drag us into it!"

john said...

what else is new ? everybody has to experience frustration one way or another .

Josh said...

You know the fucktards are trying to "engineer events" to precipitate the "end of the world," to appeal to their fanatical base. It's why you don't let people who are LOOKING FORWARD TO APOCALYPSE into positions of power and influence.

Cassandra said...

And football season hasn't even started yet...

Tina said...

yessss i love the word fuc and love yelling it at inanimate objects and stuff on the tv as well - exhilarating haha :p

JBlue said...

I thinking the storm taking our satellite TV out is a form of therapy. I'm becoming less hostile....