.......THE GODDESS SAYS:

Nothing is as bad as it is painted except:politicians, hangovers, marriage and cancer..

Blessings on your hearts and homes my children..Are you ready for the Goddess's version of the truth?...Here are your answers....as you wish...

Scottish Toodler wants to know why I make the stuff she likes to eat not as pleasant as the things she has to eat...Ahh, I hate to admit this, but this is the work of Loki...he enjoys playing tricks on you humans and it's his doings that brocolli doesn't taste like chocolate..I would feel sorry for you...but then I think of all the starving children in your world...and think you must just eat your veggies and be grateful...I told that to the Yellowdog when she complained that she couldn't eat red meat any more...of course she told me to fuck off...but later on, I think she realized there were people in the world that had NO meat to eat and would be more than happy to settle for chicken and fish and to have to forego meat..Don't think about what you can't have...think about what you do have..and bless the Goddess for it..

I am sure that Sling stays up all night long thinking of these questions...where does the light go..in a room full of mirrors when he turns off the switch...Snort*chuckle....Sling....just what are you doing in a room full of mirrors anyhow?....Are you preening?......It goes no where Sling...it just stops shinning...

Cyberoutlaw, wants to know who I would rather have for a neighbor...Carl Rowe, O.J. Simpson, or Bill O'Reiley?......First of all....there is no room in my neighborhood for assholes and murderer's....To get to be my neighbor, you have to die in battle..and the chances of one of those three dying in battle are slim and none...They will join my siser Goddess in Hel....and she can't wait...

Cheesemeister:The Yellowdog is the one that can't eat red meat or drink Dr. Pepper...I on the other hand, can do as I please...I just don't do it in front of her...she has a nasty temper...As for your anxiety....I suggest yoga...it helps with stress....but I also think you should speak up more...holding in all that stress is going to make your head explode...say your piece...if that doesn't work...then go to ass kicking..

Nitwit, you may have only been number 5 on this list..but you will always be number one in my heart..

Kath:If you want your son's paper work to be speeded up..you must continue to make lots and lots of phone calls...The barking dog gets fed first....

Apos: Nancy is at work right now at the hospital...she was on her lunch break when I glanced in on her...She is pissed at her step-children and in a fit of anger, deleted her blog...I think I might be able to get her to start a new one and hide it from those ungrateful brats...The Yellowdog has her email address if you would like to get in touch with her...The Yellowdog plans on sending all of your blog address's to her so she can come visit..as she lost them all when she deleted her blog...

Tina: Virginia is beautiful..The Yellowdog worked in Manassas and liked it very much...

Tex doesn't under stand why his time at home passes so fast when his work hours pass so slowly....That's easy .......find a job you love as much as you do your play time...

The Goddess's work is done..remember...be kind, be steady, be a better person today than you were yesterday.. Always know...the Goddess loves you...