The Blind Mans Blonde Joke
A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
8 comments:
You found one I hadn't heard yet.
How did you do that?
nit -- she remembers jokes that were archived before you were born ;-)
Granny...I print out some of your jokes & tape them above my desk! So I guess your always looking down on me...kinda. Anywho, what was the name of your friend that lives in Hollywood & has the blog? I know you sent it to me but it's nowhere to be found
nitwit:i actually got that one on stumble upon....cracked me up..have to send it to my granddaughter and mojo...which will piss them off..ha
unokhan:i can actually remember the first dirty joke i ever heard..i found if you stood out side the window of my grandma's kitchen when all the women were in there cooking up thanksgiving or christmas dinner, you could learn all good kinds of stuff..the uncles only talked politics and sports..
bat:i sent you the information on danny in an email..he's in a independent movie right now..
nice to know im there with you keeping an eye out on things..ha
This was the best! giggling...
LOL. Hope he had a seeing-eye wolf to see to his personal defenses.
Bwaahahahahaha.
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
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