FREE PUSSY AND BEER FOR BREAKFAST

Babs has 2 little kitteh's to find homes for..so she said if I would help her hang up the fliers advertising the free kitteh's she'd buy me lunch at Pizza House...so I said 'betchaass'...So we go to Pizza House first as my blood sugar was starting to drop...she had cheeseburger I had fried catfish. And as usual, she gets hers right away and mine is like 10 minutes later. Which happens every fucking time we eat there. I know that cook must be someone I pissed off or punched out back in my drinking days, cause it's an every time event when we go eat there. (we split a skunk egg and it was the best one yet..had jalapeno in it and lots of spices in the batter..I fecking love skunk eggs)As I'm waiting for my catfish(making jokes about them baiting a hook and catching the fucker.), the waitress knocks over a container of dishes, food, etc. I of course laugh...The place is packed and they are short handed and she's up to her ass in alligators. I feel bad about laughing so I go around and help her pick up the dishes and literally scooped the leftover foods up in my hands and dumped it in the garbage. Babs is making fun of me for being a good guy.I finally get my fish which is fantastic by the way. We eat, bullshit with the other waitress, who is usually the one that waits on us and when Babs and I go up front for her to pay for it, they said they weren't going to charge me for the fish lunch as it was late and I helped her clean up all the food and dishes. Haha..So there, told Babs, see it pays off to be a good Samaritan. So we leave there and go to several places to hang up the free kitteh's sign..We go out to Dr.Tom's to hang them at his office and since we were close I suggested we go to Strickly and see if anyone wants a kitteh...I walk in the door and say "anybody want a little pussy?"

(Merle with his maracas and Dennis

with his attitude.)

9 drunks raised their hands. Julio said he could always use a little penuche'(spanish slang for pussy) and even after I explained the pussy was in reference to little furry kitteh's they still wanted some. "Chief" said to ask Merle(one of the 2 gay owners of Strickly) if he wanted some pussy, and I said I was pretty sure ole Merle didn't want any pussy, but Merle said it had been so long since he'd had any, he probably wouldn't know the difference. But "Chief"s girlfriend is interested in the little gray one, so the trip may have paid off. Dennis Porter said he wanted some pussy, but his wife Cheryl said he couldn't handle the pussy he had home. But everyone said I had to make the stuffed jalapenos for tomorrow so now I wish I had stayed home. It's 103 and feels like 108 outside..I came home and the phone is ringing and it's Shady Lane, laughing her ass off. Seems some how Bolish got his hands on a large can of beer and had it for breakfast. Popped it and downed it and gave a big burp and said"that was really good.".....They had to wait to give him his Alzheimer's medicine till noon and were afraid Lane was going to be upset. She said he used to own a bar in Bloomfield, New Jersey (Robs) and having a beer for breakfast was no big deal. But they're way of thinking is some one's ass is in trouble..Pete's friends snuck him a six pack and when Bolish asked for one, Pete said sure. Not thinking anything about giving an 86 year old Alzheimer patient a beer. Ha..So today has been a fun day. Can't wait till tomorrow to take my stuffed jalapenos to Strickly. Will take the camera and take pictures again. (the pictures are of Shady from back in the 80's at the Waco Boat Races.

Everyone have a happy 4th of July...........and have a beer for breakfast and if you get some free pussy...think of me...

FREE PUSSY UPDATE...some lady came by and took both of the kitteh's...hotdang!