I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, June 24, 2011

FRY YOUR BRAIN FRIDAY

We had a cold front come through and drop the temperatures down to 97.plus we got some rain..Lost electricity for awhile and cable..mostly me and Dexter slept through it. I was wore the fuck out from the 2 day fundraiser..But it was a roaring success and we raised a lot of money for a little baby in Aquila with a bad heart. we did good.
I am well rested and ready to start some shit..anybody?..

















































20 comments:

Anonymous said...

"What the Author Meant"....I was the person on the author's side in school telling the teacher almost the same thing....I was bff's with the principal.

FoxyMoron said...

I scrolled swiftly through everything to comment on the teacher thing. OMG that is SO true, I had a fight with my English teacher about "Eleanor Rigby" ffs. Wearing the mask that she keeps in a jar by the door? He thought was makeup. Geez.
OK back to look at the other stuff.
But really.....geez.....

FoxyMoron said...

Okay also love the "gay bridal registry" (how true) and the gay marriage cats.

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

I be .....looking for that mirror and break mine all to Hell. ;0)

FoxyMoron said...

It was "face" not "mask". It's late LOL

rainywalker said...

"low of 97 plus." Must have broken out your parka for this cold snap. I'll send a relief package if it gets down to 95!
Heading out to Chattanooga, TN on Monday to pick-up a Honda Ruckus. I'm getting old, need to have a machine now to cause a Ruckus. Plugged in my Tom-Tom and it has me stopping at the first Crystal's hamburger joint in Columbia, MO. Who would have known that it was that smart.
So if you hear I died in Columbia, MO? Is it against the law to solicit hamburgers at a drive-thru?It wasn't a hooker, it was my 12th belly bomber hamburger.
When I get back, I owe you one more on West comma TX.

Nan said...

It dropped below 100? How are you going to survive the Arctic chill?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Wow, so MANY great LOLs this morning! All the gay ones are great -- love that loophole, heh heh heh. And nice use of the Canadian maple leaf, eh? And your last one about the significance of Roe v. Wade is absolutely right on! People need to get a grip.

Bill the Butcher said...

Sorry for using this space, but I couldn't find a way to "follow" you. How do I go about it?

Jan said...

My weekly world leader fix.

Loved the What the Author meant. I was never that kind of teacher but I am sending it to two friends who were. It will piss them off which will make my day.

Rox said...

The author thing? Exactly why I hated English and Lit in High School. Just let a fucker read, already!

jadedj said...

The Weiner one is pretty damned funny.

Btw, I noticed nobody started any shit with you. I have to tell you, our mama's didn't raise no fools.

yellowdoggranny said...

I like it one particular one will strike a cord with everyone..the teacher one was it this week..and karl..? did you notice I have been posting a card with a half nekkid or busty woman on it just for you guys..jan gets putin you get the girls one..haha..

Rainwolf said...

Some really good ones today. And I agree with jadedj about nobody startiing any shit with you:)

Nit Wit said...

Loved the teacher one but the Putin one is creepy. My all time favorite is the Ohio Astronaut one. I always wanted to be one too. Never understood why until now though.

yellowdoggranny said...

soon as I saw the astronaut one I thought of you...

Wizardess said...

Amen & ashe! Esp to that last one.

yellowdoggranny said...

hmm, no one wanted to start any shit with me..wussies.

Intense Guy said...

I'm too busy laffin' at all the great stumbles to start sumtin' with ya!

I love that one about is your body from McDonalds? LMAO!!

Intense Guy said...

Ps thanks for the Curves!!!