I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..
That must be one hell of a good book!I bet none of your dates ever remembered your eye color....
Good ones again.
I think those are dolphins that Putin fucks and I'm sure he bought them dinner first.
man, you just insulted burgess merideth! the newt is way too big of an asshole to be the penguin.
It was worth the wait! For some reason, that "strangest funeral" one struck me as absolutely hilarious. I'm still laughing!
The first Stephen King I read was Salem's Lot. I was in the Navy in Brunswick, Maine at the time and Brunswick was in the area where Salem's Lot was supposedly located - I had come back from a flight and got home about two in the morning - I couldn't lay the book down: They were at the old mans house and there was a vampire upstairs in his bedroom - about that time the toilet seat fell shut (yea - I know I'm suppose to close it.) It scared the hell out of me - and I have been a King fan every since. the Ol'Buzzard
Hey, I like Ron Paul!That last bit about the panties on the iPhone had me in hysterics. Thanks for that!
Ben..you have gone fecking nuts..
Lots of good ones. I like the last one best.
the book was the best one SK ever wrote..better than the Stand and it was always my favorite..
LMFAO at Spock. Stealing the Ron Paul one.
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