I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

HUMPALONG CASIDY.

I have one more sleep apnea test...and then I'll probably have to wear one of those masks..but if I have my way I'll stay on the recycled air machine..which makes noises like a garbage truck and then makes a deep sigh every 3 minutes or so..you know..the kind of sigh that you make after you announce the score of a game when your team lost.I still haven't got the results back on my moles..which is starting to piss me off..
the weather here is weird..one day it's 19 degrees at night and a high of 49 during the day..today it was in the 70's and will be in the 50's at night..what global warming?..Going to do a West, by Goddess Texas news report Thursday..lots of deaths..we've lost over a dozen residents at West Rest Haven..sad...see ya later gaters.
holy shit..I just felt something rubbing on my neck and felt the tag of my tshirt..I have been wearing my tshirt backwards all day long..fuckme sideways.











































4 comments:

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I've slept so much I don't even know what day it is any more..sigh*

Hippy Jersey Devil said...

Maybe you were too busy humping on hump day?

Anywho, Between laughing and nodding my head to the political ones I've gone and given myself a worse headache.

Hope you're feelin ok granny, we don't need you getting arrested kicking someone's ass at the lab trying to get your biopsy results. Regarding same, in my humble opinion, if there was a problem, they would have been on the horn immediately. What with lawsuits and all.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So many good ones, I don't know where to start! So I'll just mention "vagina squirrels" and "buzz and woody." And that graphics chart about where US tax dollars go is so stunning and awful. WTF has this world come to, eh?

FoxyMoron said...

Love the one with Dorothy and Toto!