I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, March 23, 2012

FRIDAY..WASN'T THAT JUST A FEW DAYS AGO?


 I had my last sleep apnea test..I had 2 loraxepam's, what ever the fuck those are, but it knocked me on my vagina. I had a  contraption thumb tacked to my head, then because when I'm really sleeping hard I breath thru my mouth and my nose. I had to wear a chin strap..so it seems the only way I can sleep at night is with a jock strap and a chin strap attached to my face along with a couple of downers. Got home at 5:30 a.m. and sleep off an on all day..holy shit. So we're pretty much down to the fact that I have to wear something that covers both my nose and my mouth. I wonder how Dexter is going to fell when he sees me for the first time looking like Hannibal Lecter. But once I got to sleep, I really slept good. Didn't get up to go pee either..which is a great thing. So pretty soon I'll have to be strapped in some new age contraption, which will allow me to sleep. Expect a new me..I'll have more energy and my brain won't be fried half the time. Ok..Tomorrow I'll do a West post and show you who won the chili cook off..have a good one.. 




























14 comments:

Shrinky said...

".. I wonder how Dexter is going to fell when he sees me for the first time looking like Hannibal Lecter?" I want a video of this encounter!

Thanks for the funnies (grin).

McRaven said...

It's Friday cuz it's the start of my three nights on, but you made it so much better with your post! I love that after all these fecking years and what we both have been through that we are still here. :) <3 <3 <3 u

MarkD60 said...

Let me get the terminology straight.. If a woman falls backwards, she fell on her ass, but if she gets knocked forward, she fell on her vagina?

I stole the Michael Caine pic....

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I know the CPAP will make a big difference in your life -- and after a while, wearing it will be no big deal. Jeez -- you looking like Hannibal Lecter -- Dexter named after the TV show -- your place will be like a serial killer characters' convention, LOL!

P.S. Love the Tebow virgin one! Somehow I suspect he doesn't mind sinning a little bit in that regard. Don't they all?

The Future Was Yesterday said...

I was torn between the three "offend" pics, so I ended up taking all three!:)

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Natalie Adair said...

I like the spine/penis joke! And all the cat jokes, and I really like the Obama statements

Jan said...

The ring of Morder...of course that's where it is.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I'm still trying to figure out the vagina one Mark...

Martin said...

They make a full-face mask - one of my old pals uses that kind because he too breathes through his mouth.

Good luck with it and remember - keep trying different masks until you find one that works.

Anne Johnson said...

I'll do those deeds from afar! Though I do wish you weren't so doggone hell and gone far away.

My m-i-l has a CPAP and it has changed her life. You'll get used to it. Dex will too, but he'll pout about it longer.

I don't know your taste in books too well, but Hunger Games was pretty violent and unsavory to me. Although I did like the fact that the heroine was from Appalachia. I don't see how they could film that thing for a PG-13 audience.

jadedj said...

Holy crap, the Religious Propaganda. My wife has an acquaintance from college who is "born again". Her name is Heidi! This is the same kind of thumping crap she would post. What is it about the Heidis?

Hey, hope you settle in with the medieval contraption. I have heard from others that they do work wonders, so hang with it :-)

peppylady (Dora) said...

If I have sleeping trouble it usual something going on in my mind.
As always I have trouble picking the best...they all made me smile.

Katy Anders said...

I'm sure going to miss Rick Santorum when he's gone in a few weeks.

What's that Richard Nixon said,"You're not going to have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore"?

I'm kidding, I think.

I'm not really going to miss Rick Santorum.