I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

and I'm how old?

so here I am at 54...here I am today with no make up..at all..so I'm getting texts and phone calls and all sorts of lovely birthday wishes..and I get a text from the next oldest cousin in our family in Houston..wishing me a happy 76th birthday..I said no..I'm 77..he said November 12, 1943 right? I said yes..he said to the math...I did..
fuckme..I am not 77..I'm 76..I either did one year over or skipped a year..or ..well fuck I don't know what I did..but only I could add a year to their age instead of taking years off..so I can go kick up my heels and raise a little hell, cause I'm no longer one year closer to kicking the bucket..fuckme till 2020..sigh*..I make myownself laugh..

17 comments:

whimsy2 said...

I just recently found your blog. Keep going, lady, you're a breath of fresh air. Love your smile! and happy birthday!

Leanna said...

Happy Birthday, doll face. Hope you are enjoying your day.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

A good lookin' chick, then AND now! Congrats on subtracting a year -- now that's a REAL bday present! Enjoy your special day!

Jan said...

Happy birthday, long time buddy, you continue to be gorgeous.

Dale said...

Happy birthday and who's counting anyway.

Valerie said...

Happy Birthday! Hope it is filled with love and laughter!

JackieLemon said...

Happy Birthday, Jackiesue. That was a wonderful present to give yourself- an extra year. Hope your day was filled with friends and loved ones and cake and GG's

Lin Barker said...

HBTY HBTY HBDJ HBTY


Lin

squatlo said...

Congrats on another successful lap around the sun, Ma'am! I want you to know I appreciate the effort you make to post the memes we pilfer for our own uses.

Hope you have a great day, and many more of these birthdays!

pam nash said...

Looking good! Happy, happy birthday!

Ol'Buzzard said...

You age good. Kick up your heels.
Happy
the Ol'Buzzard

Genevieve said...

Extra Happy Birthday to you! Love reading your blog and please keep healthy.

wibble said...

Hapi Burfey! Ya don't look a day over 98!

(but then I feel like I'm 156, so my objective-time clock is probably off... ~:)P

Heli said...

Oh, fake news, LOL!

John Gall said...

Hooray for Seventy sixers!
Huge Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Ms. JackieSue.

When most of us get the gift of time, it is generally a few minutes here,perhaps an hour there. You managed an entire year. Well done!

Looking forward to many more years of your spot-on memes. Thank you for all you do.

jaime

yellowdoggranny said...

Vivian you made me laugh out loud.
Whimsey2..howdy and welcome to ydg's world..glad your here..
Leanne..I had the best birthday..thought it was going to be me my son and daughter in law and Abby..got to the restaurant and everyone was there..all the grands and greats..so it was perfect..
Debra I thought that 77 was a good number..so I'll be 76 this year and next year and the next year and next year..I'll be 77..right till the end..I had a great great birthday
awww Jan..thank you and we have been long time friends..April with be 14 years..but might check that..I'm not good with numbers..haha
Dale...who's counting? hahahah obviously not me..
Valerie it was the best birthday ever.
Jackielemon..cake..that's what we were missing ..the fecking cake..but I had rib eye so that's ok.
Lin...thank you very much.
squanto..I'm going to party like I'm 76..or 77..
Pam I think it was all the alcohol I drank up until 28 years ago ..think it pickled me..
Ol buzzard..I can kick up my hills as high as my boobs..which is about knee high.
Genevieve..lucky for me and knock wood..my health is good..
wibble..I'm brave..figure this is the face my past gave me..so show it off..ha
Heli...haha..yeah, fake news..fake age.
thank you very much John..I plan on being around for as long as possible.
thanks Jamie..I really have no plans to go anywhere..and if you hear I croaked ..??? know one thing..I was really pissed.