I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, September 19, 2022

read the sport page..if the Cowboys lost today is really going to suck..if they won? hot damn








































 

11 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Lots of good ones. The one that made me LOL was "If your hair is dry..."

yellowdoggranny said...

me too Rick...thought it was very smart...and funny..but then everything is great today cause the Cowboys pulled it out of their ass and won...so we're
1-1 going to New Jersery to play the Giants..fuckaduck.

Unknown said...

Two thirds of Americans live in the 'Constitution-optional' 100 mile Border zone that the CBP has free rein to do any damned thing the bastards want to do.

https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone

Anonymous said...

I learned long ago, that preserving my keyboard meant no liquids while reading your page. “Speak and spell in the microwave” was an example of why. Kudos to whomever came up with it.

yellowdoggranny said...

well fuckme Unknown...fuckme..
hahah, anonymous you made my day.

Anonymous said...

All made me laugh. Favorite though is Russian witness protection program. Thanks!

River said...

I like the Joe Biden doing things right ones. And what does it matter what colour a mermaid is as long as there are mermaids?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahaha, Russian witness protection program! The fully immersive Handmaid's Tale one, alas. And oh my, that last one -- now there's a TRUE inspiration quotation!

Ol'Buzzard said...

I have always gone for oreos
the Ol'Buzzard

pam nash said...

All good for a morning haha. And, I agree - DeSantis is certainly a trump wantabe idiot.

yellowdoggranny said...

anonymous ..I'm sorta fond of the last one.
River, republicans are more concerned about black mermaids than they are unarmed shot black people.
welcome back debra..yeah, that last one really got me.
Ol'buzzard...well of course.
Pam...Desantis is such a fucking dick.