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As the Yellow Dog would say...what a bunch of fucking lightweights..is that the best you can do?...Where are the tough questions? Doesn't anyone want to know the meaning of life, if there is life on other planets,if there is a life after death?....jeeze..you guys suck! If you can't come up with anything better then this..I am going to limit my visits to nothing but asskickings..

Cyberoutlaw: Your prize for being first? You get to sit right next to Odin at the beer table in Valhalla...which is not necessary a good thing..he likes to talk about all the women he's fucked and gets pretty boring really fast.If you would move from New York where should you go?..That's an easy one..Yellow dog and I both think there is no place better then West,Texas..Your centrally located..120 miles to Austin and less then 90 miles from Dallas..Plus, it's still 1957 in West, so they have that going for them too.

Nitwit:I think you have no chance of every being a tanned hard body like the people that live in Florida..but then why any one would like to look like a piece of tanned leather..is beyond me..

Yellow dog:You have a seat between Nitwit and Leo in Valhalla..already reserved for the 3 of you..Sooner and Babs are right across from us..

BBC:yeah, yeah...but what's the question?

Kath:never and nope.

Tex:That's my fault..about the early tomatoes..I forgot to factor in all the rain...The Yellow

Dogs were small but juicy...

OK humans..until you can come up with some better questions..I'm off to Iraq..Thanks to Bush there are an ever ending supply of young warriors to take to Valhalla..Pray for peace...Jesus, Buddha, Allah and I are listening.

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Easy peasy questions so here are the easy peasy answers..

Rube, I came back for more slain soldiers which there seems to be an over abundance thanks to George ..Plus I have to check on Yellowdog and make sure she stays out of trouble..which is an ever ending job..

Kath wants me to bip Bush and Chaney....bipping is a waste on them as they're brain dead..Karma will get them..

Jan wants to know which is more heavenly..Valhalla or West, Texas...It's a toss up...but I love Valhalla...

Nitwit, is still concerned with his lack of posting...Post about what you love...post and whine, post and cry, post and laugh..your friends miss you...

BBC:"SING AWAY."

Sebastien: the Goddess maybe the Goddess of Love and War...but I she doesn't do be headings...That's for the Muslims..The Goddess is more apt to fling a bolt of lighting up some one's ass, but no beheading..Now there is a long list of deserving people for that...starting with the entire Republican party and all those weak sister Democrats that folded, bent and spindled them selves over the War Budget..People that harm children and animals are on that list too...Too many to list..But NO beheading...

Sling, don't worry, your head is always safe with me...and your ass..

Josh wants to know which is a better place to live, Texas or Tennessee..The Goddess prefers Valhalla, but if you remember your history..the boys from Kentucky and Tennessee came to Texas and died at the Alamo...so guess they would rather die in Texas then live in Tennessee...

Tex, if you got as much rain as the Yellow Dog did, you should have tomatoes in 3-4 weeks...If you didn't get the rain..I'll try and send you some....

Live life well,do good deeds,love your children.

The Goddess's blessings on you and yours...

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Blessings on you my children..May your butt crack be free of twisted underwear..I have come back for a short visit to meet one of the Yellowdog's new readers...Sebastien has never met the Goddess before and wanted him to get a chance to ask his question ....You all are welcome to ask your questions also..Then I'm back to Valhalla...Friday night is karoke night and you haven't lived (or died as the case may be) until you hear all those soldiers singing "War, what is it good for...absolutely nothing."

Until Saturday...chin up..tits out...and don't let your meat loaf...

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Yup! This is my 1,00th post..Holy Shit, who wouldathunkit..I was going to do something profound, but I couldn't think of anything profound..so decided to do a Jackisue post..First of all Jackiesue did some yard work, and cleaned the house. I moved my gigantic tomato plants off the porch to the sidewalk so they would get more direct sun..they both are huge but so far..no 'maters...
Jackiesue went to the library this afternoon and worked from 3-7pm..It rained huge gifrantic rain drops..I had a great time showing a little girl in the second grade a bunch of new books to read..I convinced her to check out Black Beauty..and her little sister got a book on ballerina's..Found a book at the Waco Library about managing campgrounds for a patron..and shelved a bunch of books..Went home and my granddaughter Jenny came over for dinner..I made chicken fried steak, baked potatoes, gazpacho, and garlic bread..It was really good...nice to have meat instead of chicken and turkey for a change..Then she read my post on the movie The Thing From Outer Space..she thought it was pretty funny...and when I tried to explain to her the Ask the Goddess, I got a lot of eye rolling and head shaking..Then we sat down and went through 3 of the latest albums I had just put together...she would look at pictures of me where I was under 25 years old and weighed less than 100lbs..and then look at me now..and shake her head and roll her eyes..ha..she does that alot..We had a terrific time..she graduates from dental tech school this August and I am so proud of her..Jamie and her boyfriend Harrison are both working at M&M Mars in Waco...They will be making pretty good money, but I am still hoping that Jamie will be going back to school...Jenny will probably be going to Temple for her first job as there is not a bunch of work for her in Waco....but Temple is only 30-40 minutes away so that's ok...
The other great thing that happened today is I checked out 9 new books..by two authors..Daniel Silva and Bentley Little..
Hmmm, what else..oh yeah....Sooner's home town got hit by a bolt of lightning and blew up 2 80,000 gallon oil tanks...check out his blog for the visuals..
Well...that's all folks..pretty boring for my 1,00 post...but I think I may be burnt out..I looked back and some of my posts and half of the people that read me and I read them..are not even blogging any more..and the ones that are left..have slowed down on their posting and reading of my blog...I think lots of people are finding a life outside of the blogging world..and maybe I am too...I know that something I used to love to do..is starting to be like a job..I think the Goddess is going to take a extended vacation ..or maybe go back to Valhalla and shoot some pool, drink some beer and raise some hell in Hel...and maybe Jackiesue is going to take a vacation for a while too..Who knows..I may be back tomorrow with a vengence..and maybe not..only the Shadow knows for sure...