ASK THE GODDESS

Goddess blessings on you my children.

I came down for Memorial Day Holiday to celebrate the lives of all soldiers that died in battle, to give comfort to the family's of the fallen. The Yellow Dog has been thinking of her own fallen soldier the Great M/Sgt. Frank R. Roycroft, who fought in Germany and France. She wishes he could be at his great granddaughters wedding. He's watching...he's also talking bets on his daughter too. Says she'll never make it through the wedding and reception with out saying Fuck.

I have to do something to keep me busy and my mind off of the Yellow Dog who's standing in the middle of the living room saying over and over again:"WHEN IN DANGER WHEN IN DOUBT...RUN IN CIRCLES SCREAM AND SHOUT."

I figure she'll be out of commission till Sunday ..so ask your questions and I'll be here Tuesday to answer them. Drive safely and make friends with a sober person so you'll have someone to do the driving for you.

FRIDAY...........EEEEEK!!!!

Finally got new chews for my pants outfit for the fucking wedding. I went in and found the shoes under 8 minutes. I have a black belt in fucking shopping..I came I saw I fucking bought. Shoes were $24.99 originally, then marked down to $14.99, then $9.00 and I got them for 1/2 price. $4.50....hahahaha. I put them on and Kathy said those are cute, do you like them? I said they fit and they're $4.50 what's not to fucking like.ha. Now I have to hem the pants as they are a medium and I'm a petite(in pants) and they are about 6 inches too fucking long. What else is going on? Oh, yeah. I'm watching Deadwood..can you tell? I fucking love Deadwood...they say fuck more than me. Which is going some. Lots of cocksuckers in the old west. One of my facebook readers said they were fluent in fuckinese..That made me laugh and laugh and laugh. I think they're a bad influence on me as I have the urge to say fuck all the time, even more than normal..Fuck feck...Fuck is the only way to go.
I got a loaf of french bread last night and went to Babs and made french toast for breakfast. Damn it was good. I left her some of the bread and the rest of the batter and she had it for lunch. I may have to take her the rest of the french bread as I can resist Blue Bell and Dublin Dr Pepper, but you leave me alone in a room with a loaf of french bread and I'm eating the fucker.I'm not a big bread eater...except for when it comes to french bread or sourdough bread..Oh fuckme, that stuff is good. I'm not sure all the fucks are a result of Deadwood or the wedding. Oh...yesterday on the trip Kathy asked me if I had heard the latest on the wedding dress. I was afraid to ask as the shop had to buy Jenny a new dress as they screwed it up in the alterations. They got her a new dress and gave her a $300 credit in the store. So yesterday they are in for the final alterations and Jenny is sort of apologizing about her bridezilla actions over all the hang ups with the dress. Everyone was assuring her that she wasn't out of line, they had screwed up her dress and they had seen a lot worse. Now remember folks..this is my granddaughter...and we have a lot of crazy to sell. One of the clerks walked by as Jenny was saying this and said "it's just because your a spoiled rotten brat."...Oh my Goddess. Shit did hit the fan. Jenny went Jackiesue all over her ass. Said she was going to take off her dress and take the girl outside and 'kick her motherfucking ass.'...The girl said I'd go outside but I don't want to lose my job. Jenny said "And you don't think you've ALREADY lost your job?"... And the owner said "she's right..your fired." the girl started freaking out because she couldn't believe that they were firing her over what she said. So! The end of the story is...they gave Jenny (along with a lot of ass kissing I'm sorry's) the dress and another $300 store credit. I just hope that that girl doesn't run into Jenny out about about Waco. Because Jenny will kick her ass. Never a dull moment in the Denney/Brown family. Oh and Jenny said that Kathy was to make sure that Grandma and Nanny(Kathy's mom) don't sit together. They're both trouble makers and will start something and embarrass me. hhaha.. If she only knew. They're going to Fla. for their honeymoon..I'm hoping a lot of sex and sun will chill her the fuck out.


Jobsanger

Debra

Anne

Jan





Ted_

Lucy

Tex

for me..Maybe I'll get lucky at the wedding..hahahahahah

Sling

Nitty

Intenseguy

US...ALL OF FUCKING US

Rosemary

Elizabeth

Ruby

Ruby

coming soon to Dexter

Yooper

Sling, Tex, Ted, and all you beer swilling dudes.

Homer and Scooter

didn't know if I should laugh or cry at this one.

Nick and Nora..

Rainbow Wolf

Me.

Heart in Hand

Jan

done this one before..but just in case y'all forget..thisis for you all.

I love you motherfuckers.

I think I might be Clamity Jane incarnate.

Oh..the Goddess is coming for the Wedding...she'll be taking questions.

JOKE

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses;
the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat
10% of women think their ass is too skinny
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

TADA:DEXTER

When I'm sitting at my computer and spin around in my chair..this is what I see. Kinda spooky.

I'm not sure..but think he's giving me the finger.

this is his normal way of sleeping...all over the place.

Dexter after his 'nip'...he'll sort of space out and just lay on his nip and stare at a piece of lint on the carpet.

This is Dexter in his 'I'm going to make you sorry you every decided to try to comb my fur out. Which I do at least 3 times a day..and he fights me fang and claw.

This is the look he gets right before he bites me..see the little grin?

Just thinking of ways to make my life miserable. And while I'm typing this he is in the cupboard in the kitchen where I keep his food. He will drag the can of cat food out, roll it across the floor and leave it at my feet and then glare at me till I go open it.

Who's the prettiest little pussy cat in the world..who's mommies pretty kitty kitty kitty..? oh man..he hates to be baby talked to ...

his spoils..he drags my socks and shoes out of the bedroom and scatters them all over the floor in the living room..oh fuck..here he comes..with a cat of cat food. gotta go..his highness needs to hear the can opener before he will let me have a moments peace.

AH, THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MONDAYS