I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

FLAWED INTELLIGENCE....my ass






from wire reports

"Flawed" intelligence on Iraq disappoints Bush. (fucking liar)
President 'Lying through his teeth' Bush said Tuesday that he was disappointed in "flawed intelligence" before the Iraq war and was concerned that if a Democrat wins the presidency in November and withdrew troops prematurely it could "eventually lead to another attack on the United States."
In an interview with the newspaper Politico and Yahoo News, Mr. Lying Asshole Bush also said he gave up golf in 2003 out of respect for U. S. soldiers killed in the war.
Well, fuck me till I give up golf..(not that I can play, my tits get in the way).
I'd really like to see him give an honest interview just one time in his whole motherfucking lying life....
"Ladies and gents, I'm here today to tell the truth...yup...the honest to God truth...Yes, the data on the war in Iraq was flawed, because we flawed it our ownselves...We took some little no nothing spy and twisted his balls and water-boarded his ass till he told us what we wanted to here... That there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and if we didn't bomb the shit out of them heathens and bring them to Jesus, the world as we know it would end...We lied to you then, and by God, we lied to you about everything else too. It was the Saudis with the help of some of my 'friends' that flew into the twin towers and the pentagon...We blamed it on Osama because he's an asshole and we knew he'd make the perfect scapegoat.. oh by the way, he's been dead for 2 years and that's why we had Bhutto assassination, she was fixing to tell everyone that he was dead and we were using him as an excuse to stay in Afghanistan, where we have better control over them poppy fields..if ya' know what I mean..Hey, it won't be the first time the U.S. government has dealt in poppy..'member Nam?...Hell, I don't ...I was so high on booze and cocaine I didn't need to fly a plane...I came down once in 2000, to get sworn in but I've been fucked up every since . That pretzel incident?....nah, I was fucked up and got into a fight with one of my secret service guys , cause he hid my stash..Don't he know I'm the president of these here united states?...Well, not really...we stole that too...Hell, we had dead people votin' and some of them voted twice..Nobody ever noticed that 8,000 more people voted than actually lived in some cities..and that was in each and every town...Shit, you people were so eager to vote me in 'cause you thought you could go have a beer with me...not the smartest thing to do when I'm a stone alcoholic coke head..dumb shits..'
yeah....now there's a speech I'd fucking pay to hear..
excuse me..I'm going to bang my head on my new book case..................muttering to her ownself...sonsabitching, lying mother fucker...giving up golf..like that's going to bring back those 4,000 dead soldiers, repair all those lost limbs, and stop the tears of all them mama's and daddy's and children weeping over their dead warriors..all for oil..
all for money...just some greedy motherfuckers..that's all they are..Goddess needs to unwind and bip her some lying asshole RIGHT upside their fucking head.....

25 comments:

Nan said...

The flawed intelligence is between aWol's ears.

Christie said...

Amen miss jackiesue.

Allan said...

I am considering giving up on driving, eating and indoor living out of respect for BushCo's sacrifice.

Excellent 'speech'!

billy pilgrim said...

sounds like you didn't get invited to his kid's fucking wedding either.

Big Pissy said...

I simply despise the man.....

unokhan said...

dayum, u got filled with the truth-tellin spirit.

you rock.

texlahoma said...

...withdrew troops prematurely it could "eventually lead to another attack on the United States."

So taking troops out of a country that had nothing to do with attacks on the United States, prematurely will eventually lead to another attack on the United States?

yellowdog granny said...

nan:there is nothing but air between his ears.
christie;i feel so much better, haven't done a bush bashing rant in a long time..
allan:that lying asshole hasn't ever sacrificed a day in his motherfucking life..
billy:nah...must of gotten lost in the mail..
bigpissy:who doesn't?
unokhan:i used to do these kind of rants all the time..but i got burnt out on them..wears your ass off to bitch and see no difference...
tex:isn't that called fuzzy logic?

That Rude Girl said...

The puppet's "give up golf" remark was so out of line. I can't even say what I want to right now out of fear the puppet master will hunt me down and make me sorry.

I thought things would start looking up right about now because they would be on their way out. Now, we've got to worry about McCain. He will be worse than either of them combined, mark my words. And he will get in, if people don't start getting their $hit together!

Some days, I just want to hang my head and cry for Hillary and John Edwards and the Democratic party in general. I hope I'm wrong, but putting Obama on the ticket is a big mistake. The Republicans are going to tear him apart.

Sling said...

Always remember,and never forget,if we elect a Democrat for President,Vampire baby killers will invade your home,and their devil-bat minions will lay devil-bat eggs in your hair,and rape your daughters!..it's a scientific fact.

mapiprincesa! said...

A---MEN!

Kulkuri said...

I'm confused, if aWol gave up golf five years ago why am I just now hearing about it?? I like Mark Twain's comment on golf, "Golf is a good walk spoiled".

If I was having a face to face talk with aWol (not likely) and he said it was raining, I would have to go outside to see if I get wet.

I say let's throw his lying ass in Git-mo and forget about him!!

Nit Wit said...

The war crimes trials in the World Court sure would be fun to watch. But they will worm their way out of anything like that because they made the rich richer and all most governments care about is what the big money wants.
I know of someone else who didn't get an invite and will probably be the first one put in the interment camps that FEMA has been building when marshal law is declared just before the November election.
He should be sitting on my blog in a few minutes.

old enough to moan said...

And to think you acquired some bookcases made from the heads of some of Bush's dead relatives!

rebecca said...

You know, if Duhbya would stop passing the buck for a minute, he might be able to come up with something halfway intelligent to say. He reminds me of one of my middle schoolers caught redhanded doing something stupid, and STILL insisting he has nothing to do with it.

sageweb said...

I want to throw up. Bush is the eviliest guy around.

Big Tex said...

What's really fucked up is that he even lied about giving up golf. What a despicable sack of shit the man is. "Flawed intelligence" should be the epitaph on Bush's headstone after he dies.

unokhan said...

cheney is your man

yellowdog granny said...

rude girl:and what pisses me off..3 months after he was supposed to have stopped playing(by the date he gave)he was still playing golf..fucker..
so what do you think about edwards backing obama?
sling:and jesus won't love ya..
mapiprincesa:let me hear an amen..
kulkuri:i want 15 minutes alone with him in a small room...bip him into a coma..
nitwit:that may have been one of the greatest speeches ever by obiwan oberman...i know if bush didn't have a exit plan for iraq, i bet he has an exit plan for his 8 year tour of duty...no exit...he ain't going..
oetm:third book case just went up..
bigtex:if his lips are moving?...he's lying...
unokhan:id rather stab my eyes with a pencil..

unokhan said...

see trg's comment re puppet and puppet master

BBC said...

"up until the last 5 years or so i have always changed the oil in my automobile myself...if you want it done right..do it your self..now it's just to hard for me to crawl under the truck to do it."

Get off of your fat lazy ass and get back in shape, you're not that old, I can still pick up a hundred pounds or more if I have to.


As for the government, you are getting the government you deserve. Look at it as democracy by nine year olds.

Never mind, I suppose that is over your head. But it would be interesting to hear how you would fix this planet.

I said this planet, not this country. This country was just another experiment and it is no more special than any other country except in your mind.

Like Texas is special to you, but hey, it's just another fucking state, another fucking place on the planet. I've been over most of it and let me tell you something, it's a fucking wasteland compared to a lot of other places.

Texas is a cult, like Harley's is a cult. Big fucking deal. Your state is not important to the rest of the world, especially with all those fucking christians in it.

BBC said...

"Goddess needs to unwind and bip her some lying asshole RIGHT upside their fucking head...."

Actually, what she needs is a good fucking. But it's likely that she will pitch shit on me for saying that.

billy pilgrim said...

that's what i like about old bbc, he has a way with words.

where's the shit pitching??

yellowdog granny said...

ahh billy, i liked it so much better when bbc stayed away from my blog and i didn't have to deal with his angry spitefull fuckingself...he's like the lone voice in the wilderness..and no one's listening...who needs to pitch shit at a pile of shit anyhow...lets just call the wind and fly away..

Josh said...

You know, he didn't even really give up golf. There's photos of him playing a round just a few months after the incident he described that prompted him to stop.

Keith Olbermann had a nice "special comment" about this; check it out if you haven't seen it. I'm sure you'll like. :)