I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, May 14, 2009

STUMBLES? HERE 'TIS

I pledge allegiance to the.. .'What the fuck'...
I'm so tired and confused..First? I cleaned the house..whipped my ass..moved furniture, vacuumed, dusted, swept, mopped and just wore my old ass out..Then tonight I watched the last of Lost...what the fuck?...I'm so confused..I love that show..but jeez, I don't know what the hell is going on.
Except I liked it much better when Sawyer ran around with out his shirt instead of them butt ugly DARMA overalls..
I'm going tomorrow and find out what is at the Mexespresso..See what they have...I mean really..it's right in the middle of the parking lot of the Czech Inn...not a lot of ambiance. Wed is when the West Paper comes out..Not much going on, but will do a combination news report from my DAM News and the West news..We have a crime spree..someone stole up to $25,000 from the High School and some dudes drove up in the middle of the night with a truck and trailer and stole all the re bar from the construction sight of the new Sonic..What cracks me up is someone watched them do it...and never called the police or questioned what they were doing..
Puts don't get involved in a whole new prospective..Babs made a copy of the disc of the last season of Dexter, going to watch one of them tonight..If I watch more than one a night I have nightmares... I heart Dexter..













































































































































19 comments:

Robin said...

Love love love it...as always...I just can't believe I'm up!! It's my birthday...so say yea...I'm going to bed!!!! LOL! The stumbles get me , as always...

Willym said...

That last one is looking awfully familiar these days!

Anne Johnson said...

The "Dude" one looks like my Alpha.

Utah Savage said...

Now that's some funny stuff. Where do you find them?

Kulkuri said...

I like the top pic. Now that's the way to do the pledge!!

The doggies and kitties are cute too!!

Intense Guy said...

Ah! My rainy morning has been turned around! Stumbles!!

LMAO - you got some classics here... I love the popeye cat and the jack daniels... LMAO....

old enough to moan said...

Hiya Jackie
Just popped-by, hope to do more of the same...I like the [stumples]cats scheming to get rid of boyfriend!

Rocky (Racquel) said...

haha I love the Christopher Walken poster - totally what I would say!!

billy pilgrim said...

i'd pay a dollar to pledge allegiance with that lovely lady.

Nan said...

Love them all, but the two cats planning to bury the boyfriend in the back yard is probably the best.

rosemary said...

Rebar is worth some bucks. There is highway construction going on here and stuff is stolen every night....sewage pipes, some copper, a cement mixer....serves them right because they just left the stuff under the RR bridge. Love the crazy cat lady school....there I am 5th in line

Gadfly said...

Love the stumbles.

There's a post over at my place that I think you, particularly, will get a kick out of.

G

Heidi said...

Those stumbles are great. Love all the cat ones.

I'm completely lost about Lost, too. And are they not coming back in the fall -- just spring 2010? WTF?!

I like Dexter, too. I CBS shows Season 2 this summer.

jan said...

Love them all, but just good to know someone else in the world thinks Nicolas Cage sucks.

Junebugg said...

I love Dexter too, can't wait for the new season of it and True Blood too!

yellowdog granny said...

i like the stick figure one about the ugly fucking dog..mainly because i had to look at it for about 3 minutes before i got it..
stumbles.com
is where i get most of these.but the animal ones i get at lolcats and ihazcheeseburgers...

Wendy said...

I am pretty sure I am going to hell for posting sailor cat on my sailor husbands myspace...

also thought the nick cage one was very accurate.

x0x

Lilly said...

These are so good!!! Jeez stealing for a school - thats low, low low. And that says it all about people these days, we see it, hear, it and just stand around letting it happen!!! Makes you wonder about the bloody human race!!

Josh said...

I'm about 99% sure the crowbar one is a reference to the computer game "Half-Life", where a resonance cascade causes these alien invaders to, er, invade, and it's your job to stop it, and the first thing you get to help you in this effort is... a goddamned crowbar.