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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

WORDS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY




Subject: Words for Women to Live By :)1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.

13 comments:

sageweb said...

Oh these are all very true and very good.

Liberality said...

excellent advice!

Roxrocks said...

The shoe one? Should go for Bras too!

Caroline said...

LOL...#7!!! Great quotes here! Oh and #14 is right on the money honey!

Pom said...

LOVE IT! I'm going to print them off and put them on my fridge!

mrsb said...

LOVE #7!!!

Mama Kelly of 2 Witches Blog said...

Love this!

Especially "By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong." Life with a 14-yr-old teaches me this one every single day

Ted, a/k/a Galt-in-Da-Box said...

WHEW!
That was a hell of a lot better than I thought it was going to be.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

LOL

My greatest fear is definitely that and this is just my personality! hehe

yellowdog granny said...

you notice there is only one comment from a guy?...only the girls responded..ahahahahahahah

Heidi said...

Great post! How true

Intense Guy said...

Well us guys are gonna let you ladies have your fun. :)

Besides these are funny!

yellowdog granny said...

intenseguy: i knew i could count on you..haha