I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, August 27, 2012

It's going to be one of those Mondays

 I like the free Pussy Riot..and that's why you haven't seen any Putin cartoons any more..until he frees Pussy Riot, I'm boycotting him from the blog..asshole.
 Dexter has gone batshit crazy...he wants tuna fish..He can't get the cupboard door open because it opens into him so he goes to the other cupboard and bangs the door open and shut..for about 10 minutes..So I walk in to the kitchen and inform him it's the wrong door and if he wants the damn tuna fish he can open the door, get the tuna and open his ownself..and leave me the fuck alone..Then I just stared at him..he stared back for about 45 seconds and then he dropped his head and let out this big sigh, and walked off..(face-palm and head shake..)..
I've decided if the Christians can give God Credit for flooding Katrina because of the gay people living there...then I can give the Goddess credit for the Hurricane hitting Florida and ruining the Republican Convention because they won't leave  women's vagina's alone.





















































14 comments:

jadedj said...

Holy Shit...my eyeballs are apoppin'!
Damned good ones though.

Wait...are you sure it's not Friday?

jadedj said...

Pussy Riot...didn't two of them flee Russia the other day?

turquoisemoon said...

Good ones!! Too true to even be funny!!! I may have to borrow some for facebook...if some of my "friends?" start up today. Maybe I'll be de-friended (sp?).. Oooh well

Ol'Buzzard said...

Our Maine Coon Cat could open any cabinet - we finally had to put child safety catches on all the cabinet doors to keep him out.

Give Dexter his tuna when he wants it and your life will be less hectic. Remember cats download presumed slights by their people and you pay later.

Hooray for Pusy...riots.

I know it has been warm there - you should visit Maine...temps dropped into the forties the other night and our cat made us turn on the heat.
the Ol'Buzzard

Ol'Buzzard said...

That is: Pussy Riots - I got excited thinking about it.
the Ol'Buzzard

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'm glad your photo capability has been restored -- I was dreading a week without your roundup of funnies! Love the Avenging Uterus!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

some times I don't even look at what I'm putting up..just do it and boogie..so went back and read them..and your right..they are good..ha..I like 'got moves like Jagar.'

Jan said...

Shiterday is a great idea.

Maybe Clinton can help heal your rift with Putin.

Grandma K said...

Be a little careful with the tuna for Dex. It can cause problems in male cats' urinary systems - according to my vet.

Rox said...

Dex knows where the tuna is?! Kamir is an idiot. He's a good mouser though. LOL!

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

Good, ggod,good, GOOD,GOOD! (((hugs)))Pat

FoxyMoron said...

I love Obama's expression as Clinton walks in. Priceless.

Opinionated Redhead said...

Oh Bill, you sexay bastid.

MarkD60 said...

That doesn't look like fish to me! The best one today!