I want you to know that I do shower and change sheets more often than I post about, but after being up all day long...at 2pm I crashed and burned for about an hour..then said fuck it...changed the sheets, dusted them with tabu powder, sprayed them with tabu parfume, took a shower, shampooed, conditioned my hair, powdered my ass with tabu and sprayed me with tabu also..crawled into my new flannel sheets and went to sleep..slept till 7pm...best sleep I have had in forever...Rocky seemed to like it also as he slept with me the entire time..so now I feel really good.....snuggly well slept good....but here it is, nearly 1am and I'm wide awake..fuckity fuck fuck fuck....but the good part is....it was boston legal tonight at 9pm and it was very funny...Candance Bergan and Tom Selleck were so good together and James Spader and William Shatner are like a well oiled machine...man,this is tv at it's best...life is good..
but you should see me..hahah...I went to sleep with wet head and woke up and look somewhat like a porkeypine on alert..hair is sticking out all over...except on the one side where I slept the whole time..it is all flat, so I look like a porkiepine walking against the wind....
Brace yourself tomorrow for another one of my world class screaming fits on george( I don't care if I am wrong...I'm president and I can do what I want to , so fuck you in the ass, I have the veto) Bush.Will leave now to sharpen my tongue...
fuckme till I fart tabu powder..
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If your tongue much more you will bleed yourself out from the cuts to your lips. I've been colecting stuff on the ports but am just too discusted to even start a blog about it.
At least my blood pressure pills still work.
Forgot the word sharp. Shazbot!
Tabu granny
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