MY APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE A HEAD SHOP

and I like it...
I went to town yesterday to Old Corner Drug to stock up on more vitamins, diabetes pricks, and advice from Kirk...Kirk's the man..Went to $ store for pots for my plants, and found some new incense...oh man..I love it..I got coconut, jasmine, lavender, vanilla, cherry and an assorted package...had bought a ruby colored vase for $1 at the $ store..and put all the incense in it..so now the place smells like a head shop...It's a good thing..Took the truck to get her legal, with tags and inspection sticker..while I was getting the truck inspected they checked my 2 left tires as they kept going low..then they tried to sell me a brake job...I told them not to let my age and tits fool them...that I knew the difference between a snow job and a blow job..and my brakes were fine..I think they are still picking them selves up off the floor..I love myself some times..before that the sales man was telling me his life story(I have that kind of face that people want to talk to...even if my eyes are glazed over.)and he said he wasn't used to working with customers and it was difficult for him...I said "That's because we're all assholes. I used to work with the public and as I got older I found out it was easier to say fuck you than it was to say thank you, so I quit.."....
Ok, the big question...do I say these things because I can't help myself..or do I say them to fuck with people?...or both...hm....there lies the rub..
I have started this post 4 different times..I had linked together a great funny post on these 2 articles I found on Wal-Mart(house of satan)....one was about how Wal-Mart gave 10% to charaties, like United Way, Salvation Army, Teachers of the Year Programs, etc...thought it was very interesting and liked reading that about Wal-Mart..especially since they are known for fucking over their employees...no insurance, etc..
But the best article about Wal-Mart was about their countersuit against Julie Roehm who they fired for:
Ms Roehm sat in the lap of Draft FCB executive Tony Weisman and ate from his plate during a dinner for advertising consultants, at a time when Draft FBC was seeking the Wal-Mart contract. The firm won the account but was stripped of it days later, after Wal-Mart fired Ms. Roehm and Mr. Womack(her partner in crime).
The two arranged for company-paid travel so they could be together.
The pair sought employment with Draft FBC while it competed for the Wal-Mart contract.
Draft FBC sent cases of expensive vodka to Ms. Roehm. Wal-Mart said an e-mail from Mr. Weisman to Draft FBC chairman Howard Draft suggested sending Effen vodka to Ms. Roehm, noting "she put away a bottle" during one night out.
Ms. Roehm supplied DraftFBC with confidential Wal-Mart sales information and advised the firm on how to structure its proposal.....
Now there's the Wal-Mart we all know and love....

For a little local news....Governor Good Hair passed the self-defense bill and it will take effect Sept.1
After Sept.1st...if you come to Texas..you might want to take to heart our state motto...'DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS.'....

fuckme till I reload....