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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

ALL THE CHAPSTICK IN THE WORLD COULDN'T KEEP THIS FROM CHAPING MY ASS

Found this in my DAM News...
"I can't afford to buy my own children shoes." Alba Monterrosa, Salvadoran immigrant and housekeeper, describing the financial effects of being laid off by Suzanne Sirof, a Californian homemaker.
"Nothing deters me from my Botox treatments." Mrs. Sirof, explaining why she could no longer afford to employ Ms. Monterrosa. He daughter is s
o upset she's seeing a counselor. The bitch...er...Mrs. Sirof said she feels bad and tries to use Alba once a week, but that nothing deters her from her Botox treatments..I googled and looked everywhere, but can't find a picture of the bitch...er Mrs. Sirof, but she is no where to be found..Wonder if her face is worth it?....

22 comments:

Woozie said...

She gets botox in the face when she needs a foot in the ass. Funny how the world works sometimes.

jobsanger said...

You might find the bitch's picture under "narcissist" in the dictionary.

Pom said...

Enough said about that bitch. I've already come close to losing my dinner more than once this evening.

I read the picture to my husband. He said, "oh god, whose blog is that on?" When I just glanced back at him he said, "oh it's on granny's isn't it?" LOL

billy pilgrim said...

lou dobbs says suzanne did the right thing.

unless she pays a mexican for the botox.

Big Pissy said...

So who's cleaning the house now?

The pool boy?

Ted said...
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Pom said...

'The Golden Rule has been replaced with "The Goldstein Rule" '

It's official.. that made me throw up in my mouth. And I'd maintained so well this evening...

yellowdog granny said...

woozie:please let it be my foot.
jobs:or cunt.
pom:that made me laugh out loud and will keep that comment in my favorite comment section in my mail box.tell your husband 'thanks'.
billy:you know mexicans only do yards and houses.or at least that's what lou dobbs says.
bigpissy:you know it isn't her...probably the husband..
pom:sometimes ted makes me want to bip him..

That Rude Girl said...

As though Botox is going to make someone this transparent beautiful! The bitch should save her money -- that is, if Madoff didn't make off with it...

rainywalker said...

Botox, it sounds more like she's full of Chicken shits of Christmas turkey!

Nit Wit said...

Maybe the Botox will find the sludge that has replaced her brain tasty and start growing under her skin.
She must be scared that her meal ticket will give her the boot if she starts to look like a normal human with wrinkles and warts and such.

Willym said...

I've known people - men and women -like this in ex-pat communities around the world. In fact I posted a video about the sort of sweet revenge most of us would like to take on these Harpies
http://willyorwonthe.blogspot.com/2008/12/lunedi-lunacy-martedi-madness.html

There is a ring of hell where they will all get their comeuppance!

Ted said...

As much as I wish this were an isolated incident, you have to realize the same people who raped this country for the last eight years are now trying to flee with everything they stole...
Lost jobs, store and business closings &c are mere symptoms of the disease:
It's what happens when fools value worthless fiat paper over the lives of others, and they end up losing it all in the end, anyway.

"We can evade reality, we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality."
- Ayn Rand

Allan said...

My stomach hurts.

Roxrocks said...

A homemaker? She's not a homemaker, she's a douchebag!

Intense Guy said...

As shameful as this lady is and the fact that there are far more than a few just like her - I gotta laff at the graphic though...

Hope you cough is better today Granny... *Hugs*

sageweb said...

She is a cunt...I cant stand people like that.

Sling said...

It's pathetic really.
Her face is what she has to get attention.
When the beauty fades,as it eventually must,the kind of 'friends' that are attracted to her will fade as well.

evilganome said...

What a bitch! I can only hope that she had Madoff handling her money and she winds up looking for a job cleaning houses, with her frozen botoxed mug.

Lily Strange said...

Ah well, think about it this way: the world can tell when you've had Botox by the way it makes your face look like a manikin! I would not for the world get a deadly food poisoning microbe injected into my mug. Especially when what it says is "hey, look at me, I'm so vain that I get deadly food poisoning microbes injected into my face!"

yellowdog granny said...

wait till she looks in the mirror one day and sees a space alien and figures out she ain't got friend one...the Goddess has a asshole list, and she's on it..for sure.

Josh said...

That's appalling.

I also recently read somewhere that they were using cells from the circumcised foreskin of infants for some sort of cosmetic surgery... which is fucked-up to think about. What sick fucking things people do to try to avoid looking old.