I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, May 09, 2011

I GOT YOUR MONDAY..right here.





I had a great mothers day..Anissa and I went to the old Strickley's (new Autley's) and she had beers and I had diet coke. we were going to play pool but I was having so much fun terrorizing the cute young bartender that I forgot all about it. I stopped at Family Dollar and got 3 bottles of nail polish(in blue, purple and green) and Anissa and I painted our fingernails..I kept trying to get the bartender to take off his tennie shoes so I could pain his toe nails but he wasn't very receptive..I also had bought a bag of bubble gum and every time he'd walk by I'd say 'wanna some bubble gum little boy?..Who knew a face could turn so red? But the best time was telling all the men happy mothers day mother fuckers..yeah, that made me laugh ... Anissa and Inky got me a card and Babs took me out to Pizza House for a early mothers day.

Patsty Patsy Patsy and Andy came in after we had been there for a while and she said they were there for the fuck mothers day party. She wouldn't let me paint her fingernails either..I on the other hand have purple nails and Anissa has blue ones. I'm going to paint my toenails green..So although it's a long way from phone calls from kids it was one of the best mothers days I've had in years..thing we should make it a annual event and everyone should bring nail polish so we can do everyone's nails. oh..I also made a batch of crackerjacks and they were a hit..and to top it off? The Mavs kicked the Lakers asses...oh yes, quite a day.
































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































7 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Why not paint your fingernails and toenails in alternating blue, purple and green and use those pretty shades all at once? Yowza!

Anonymous said...

I love the Jimmy Hoffa one but as you know....he is buried at Newark Airport ; )

Jan said...

The classic rock poster. i want it. I want to give it as a gift to many people.

Kulkuri said...

How about you paint every nail a different color like in "Dexter"???

Grandma K said...

You make it worth getting out of bed on Mondays. I sure need something to look forward to!

Sounds like your Mother's Day was great - and colorful.

Rox said...

I'm glad you made the most out of your Mothers' Day celebration!

Intense Guy said...

Sounds like the gubbermint... you are at risk of throat cancer if you have a throat...

Sigh...

So next, Obama can find J. Hoffa... I wonder if there are any brownie points for doing that?