I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, December 06, 2019

my mouse is broke..

so I can't click on stuff and transfer stuff..or something like that..so this what I already have saved..I hope to be able to have Monday's on time but no promises..have 3 days to do 8 days of shit..baking, cleaning, decorating, whining..etc..


Valerie said...

Thanks Jackie Sue! As an editor, I really appreciate the "You're next" post. Hope you have a great weekend!

Nan said...

Cordless mouse? Did you check the batteries?

You saying your mouse wasn't working reminded me of the time the mouse that came with my first pc died. It had been a package deal, everything under warranty for a year, and the mouse stopped working. I unplugged it, walked into the store where I bought the pc, and freaked out the lady at the service counter by saying "I have a dead mouse in my purse." The expression on her face was holy shit, a crazy person. When I dangled the dead mouse by its cord she visibly relaxed.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sounds like your mouse has gone to its reward. I hope you're able to get a new one soon! In the meantime, thanks for all the LOLs today -- still an impressive list!

Hahahahahaha, "10-4, Dinosaur" -- love it! And I need one of those hotlines direct to KFC too! Safeword "meatloaf" makes a lot of sense!

Vivian Swift said...

The heart collection makes my day. I too collect viscera, and it's nice to know that I'm not alone.

Thanks for making Friday even better.

Beth said...

Me too! ROFL!!!

The Blog Fodder said...

I'm the only deity this house needs.

Heli said...

Your mouse (clearly joined the workers union) ain't no brown-nose mouse! Mushrooms wearing off, grammar in haunted house, heart collection and hello darkness made it - thanks for all the laughs!

yellowdoggranny said...

valerie..I get in a hurry and am apt to forget the your you're etc..I know better just get in a hurry..I have the weekend off so other than the fucking cowboys ..all is good.
Nan, I have dropped that mouse in the past week 72eleven times..so I replaced it right now and all is well.You loved doing that dead mouse trick on her too didn't you??hahah
Debra...MEATLOAF.. cracked me up.
Vivian..I looved that heart collection..a lot..
Beth..aims to please.
blog foodder..isn't that every cat you ever knew? know it was with Dexter.
you are allllll welcome..love and kisses.
Heli..I laughed out loud and long and the mushroom wearing off one..

Ol'Buzzard said...

Love it: writes You're
the Ol'Buzzard

yellowdoggranny said...


PipeTobacco said...


Haha!! Great as always!!!! But, my two favorites were:

1. The tRump B*llsh*t decoder ring.... even though REALLY anyone who is over the age of 4 and has more than 5 functioning brain cells should not need the decoder.... they are that blatant and obvious. :)

2. The "dark humor/dementia" one.

But, a close third.... the Simon & Garfunkle rewrite at the end!!!!!

Thank you!!!


yellowdoggranny said...

thanks pipe..I always like to hear which ones you liked.