DUMB BLONDES

something to make you ..smile.

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password for her e-mail and computer: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long!

BEST BLOG AWARD-TWICE!

Wow!..How cool is this? I got nominated for Best Blog Award from Buzzard Billy and then again by Yooper In Crakerland. This is just the best. I'm not sure that I deserve it but I'm not going to quibble and will take it and say 'thanks'...really...thanks a lot..This is so sweet and makes my heart full. Buzzard Billy has one of the best blogs and cracks me up all the time. She wants to be like me when she grows up...I think she already is and is better at it. Yooper is a great blog..makes you think, makes you laugh and is just a very enjoyable place to hang out. So thank both of you very much. Now for the ones I think are the Best Blogs. This is always so hard for me as I think all of the blogs I visit are the best, and you are. So I will limit it to 5 I haven't mentioned before and 5 that I have.
http://casadr.wordpress.com/ Yes, my old buddy Kevin. Who is smart, funny, outrageous and deserves a much larger readership than he has. He can bitch about stuff better than anyone I know. He can make his 'so called' dull day seem like an adventure. He has his own wonderful take on his life, our life and lives in general. So go check him out..Tell him Jackie sent you.
http://heartinhand.wordpress.com/ my Canaderian friend up North..She is one of the funniest people on the planet. What can I say. I love her. I'd adopt her and her Canaderian kinfolk(well, some of them) in a NY city second. She's a keeper, and you must go check her out. Be careful about eating while reading her stuff though..
http://willyorwonthe.blogspot.com/ He's my buddy in Italy, who has more knowledge on operas, classical music than anyone I know. Yeah, I know you're wondering what the hell I'm doing reading him, being redneck and all. But he also talks about the places he visits, his cute and adorable puppies, and posts some incredible photos of where he visits..Plus? He's just the sweetest guy I know.
http://ghostofruby.blogspot.com/ Another Canaderian friend. Ole Leo, or Billy or what ever name he picks.. I love his dog Ruby more than I love him, but I really love him too. I like the books he reads, the music he listens to and his Canderian views on us 'Mericans. Plus every time you go to visit him you get to feed the turtles.
and last but NOT LEAST.http://nitwitsnetwit.blogspot.com/:Yup...my favorite person in the entire Internet world. I not only adore him, but I'm crazy about his wife, grand kids, kids and the Dr's. and Nurses that healed him when he was at deaths door. He's still not 100% but he is blogging a little more, so go check him out. Maybe it will encourage him to do it more often.
now 5 that I've never mentioned before are:
http://txoasis.blogspot.com/ Blueberry...another Texan..who lives in Austin and writes about the city that is hell bent on 'keeping it weird'....I've become very fond of Blueberry..I'm sure you will too.
http://misshealthypants.blogspot.com/ is not only a great place to go visit, she and I badger each other on Facebook too. It's fun here.
http://keepsgettingbitter.blogspot.com/ I'm new to pj's...but every time I go I like it better and better..
http://ladygracedreamweaver.blogspot.com/ I really like her..She's a witch and a lesbian..what's not to like. She's very involved with the world around her and I like that in a person.
http://adventuresofayankeegirl.blogspot.com/.... yes, I'm sure your thinking, what? Yankee?..
But she's a fun girl..and writes about her sex life with reckless abandon...she's smart and funny. check her out.
Ok....again..thanks to Buzzard Billy and Yooper in Crackerland for giving me this award...I'll try to live up to it..Goddess bless you all. If you weren't on this list, you should be.

DAM NEWS

ahh, I love my DAM News...and here are a few reasons why...
"He could have said a thesaurus was a big scaly creature that roamed the planet millions of years ago, and they would have applauded." Mary Jordan, Washington Post correspondent, on audience enthusiasm for former President George W. Bush's motivational speech in Fort Worth. (The Washington Post.)
Yeah, say what you want to about Texans...we just love being the stupidest people on the planet.
And no matter what happens, it never changes. sigh*

"Just in case." Roland Corning, assistant South Carolina attorney general, explaining why he carried Viagra and sex toys in his car, according to the police officer who stopped him after spying the official behaving strangely in a cemetery with a stripper.(The Associated Press)...Gee, for once I don't have anything to say that would make this funnier. It stands alone.

"If I picked her, my concern is that there would be more than two of us in the relationship." Barack Obama, on why he passed over Hilary Clinton for his vice presidential nominee, according to campaign manager David Plouffe.(Time Magazine.)
I understand this..It would be him as the President and the Clinton's as the Veep...He'd be out numbered and united ..the Clinton's are a hell of a force.





"Al-Qaeda has had safe haven in Pakistan since 2002. I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they are and couldn't get them if they really wanted to." Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, speaking to Pakistani journalists in Lahore. (Bloomberg) No shit Sherlock!...They not only know where he is..they help him hide when someone is getting close...fuck all of them.

"In order to get the pictures out for the holidays." Anonymous rep for "Playgirl," on why the soft-core porn mag is conducting a nude photo shoot in mid-November with Levi Johnson, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson.(New York Post.)...Please folks..just in case you decided to send me something for Christmas? Make it Tabu Perfume and not his nekkid ass.

I will continue my DAM News subscription on the 12th, my 66th birthday..a present to me. Thought it was going to be a new battery, but I figured out that I had been leaving the dome and over the window lights on by accident and it was running the battery down...stupid stupid me.But at least I figured it out before I bought a new battery. Did anyone watch V last night? It was ok..and I would probably continue to watch it next week, except it comes on same time Mark Harmon is on...and I am a Mark Harmon on Tuesday night at 7 P.M. Central time kinda old broad..There isn't anyone on V that is as good looking as Harmon..so will not switch over. Tv is pretty much the shits on NBC as they took off all the great 9 P.M. shows and put Gigantic Jaw Leno on instead..Boy did they fuck up..

My granddaughter Jamie is back from Virginia..think there might be trouble in Paradise...Haven't seen her yet, but will call and have her over for dinner. Make her home made pizza. That will get her over.

Well, it's Wednesday and the West Paper will be out, so will go pick 2 of them up for me and ole Babs. She's got allergy blues so is staying in today. If there is anything good in the paper, will do a West post..Have to go any how..Dexter has attacked every garbage basket in the house and there is newspapers, Kleenex and water bottles scattered from one in of the joint to the other. All kitteh's up to the age of 2 years old should just be named ASSHOLE...he's so insane. I love him, but sleep is an unattainable thing any more..between the foot attacks the playing with toys all night long or just general body attacks on me, it's hard to get sleep. He's sitting on the floor right behind me and can feel his little beedy eyes staring at the back of my head...Just thinking of shit to get into. Dexter ....hmmm, should have named him Dude.

WALKEN AT HIS BEST

I saw this and it cracked me up...so if you haven't seen it..here is Christopher Walken reading the lyrics to Lady GaGa's song Poker Face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w

DEXTER, HALLOWEEN AND CUPCAKES OH MY

Latest batch of pictures and a batch of cupcakes too. Each cupcake has a candy body part and a plastic toy, like spider rings, scorpions and centipedes. Plus sketetons poping out of the cupcake.

My punkin.

Dexter in the tree...This will be like 'where's waldo'..except for you have to find Dexter.

Dexter taking a nippy nap on my unmade bed.

He likes to drink out of the faucet. Especially after a long day of knocking over the jewelry tree, and diabetes supplies.

I hope you woke me up to feed me.

I can ignore you as long as needed.

what?

Checking out my pumpkin and seeing if there is anything to eat.

He wasn't the least bit impressed with the pumpkin.

he likes to drink out of this sink too.

OH CRAP...I ALMOST FORGOT..MONDAY STUMBLES

holy shit!...I was doing my usual, puttering around in my Wild West Steakhouse and Saloon night shirt and drawers and was just starting to do a post on the dam news..All of a sudden I thought ...Oh shit! I forgot to do Monday Stumbles. The world as we know it will come to an end without Monday Stumbles...so..here tis'...yo Monday Stumbles. I love you with all of my heart..and part of my liver, if I had you in my mouth I'd spit you in the river..

DALLAS 38- SEATTLE 17

life is pretty fucking good..