KICK UP YOUR HELLS, IT'S FRIDAY

Sue me I forgot..I went to bed at normal time and got up at 7:30a.m. and at 6something in my dream I remembered I forgot to do Friday stumbles but I was in the middle of a black Mass dance and didn't want to wake up till I found out how it ended.(The police came just in the nick of time to save the baby wrapped in wolf's clothing ........) yes, folks!. Sleeping pills give me weird ass dreams. I had to get back on a schedule. The other day I went to bed at 5a.m. got up at 11a.m. and forgot to eat lunch. Gave me and Babs a big healthy scare when my blood sugar bottomed out at about 30, maybe lower. I was sweating, couldn't see, shaking like a leaf on a itchy tree, uh huh. Hands were shaking so bad I couldn't get my card out of my wallet. Downed a Dublin Dr Pepper and a candy bar, and still took for ever to get it up high enough that I wasn't in fear of going into a coma. Shit, piss fuck. No more of that. So I'm in progress of getting back on a schedule. I like being on a schedule. I like routine, must be the Air Force raising. (Dexter..........you little piss ant...) Gotta run, Babs is here..we're going to town. See ya later gaters.

JOKE?

ta da..thanks goes to Suzanne, Turk's Mom for telling me where to go for the picture. tanks..

Make-up and Hair style..............$500.00

New Dress for the show............$700.00

Giant Stuffed Bear......................$300.00

Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand...........Priceless!

WHEN HUNTERS GET OLDER

Deer camp





Five guys from Texas have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Bubba’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Bubba’s friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the four get to the camping site
only to find Bubba sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said,
"Do what ever you want."

So, Here I am.

FROM SHADY LANE

on a pickup truck with Texas plates, seen driving back from New Mexico.
"Just like the Alamo. Too many Mexicans"

MONDAY MONDAY, so good to me...

No rain in sight...in the 100's and heat index over 105...happy fucking Monday...

CLASS REUNION.

It's all a matter of appearances. Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Clare arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Rachel in a glass of wine. Then Samantha walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine. Rachel explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York 's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix. Clare relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida. Samantha explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Ben. They run a tropical bird park in California and grow their own vegetables. Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy. Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Rachel blurts out the her husband is a cashier at Walmart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby a storage facility. Clare, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama. Samantha says that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

BANANA SPLITS

The first sets were taken by Jessica one of Kathy's helpers and she takes pictures for me too. Not as good as mine..ha..
The lady in the red top is named Jackie too and she's a character.




The lady in red in the front row is Bonnie, she's the one I'm coming to get this coming Monday and taking her to the library so she can get her Library card and check out some books. She has short term memory loss and that also gives us something in common..ha

















The Banana Split..Me and Marissa putting them together..She was so much help and the old farts loved having her there. Some of them knew her Grandma and Grandpa so that was cool too. Since both of them are both gone.
Marissa is 14, writing a Fantasy book, draws Japanese cartoons, is a straight A student, and is teaching herself Japanese. We had a smaller crowd this time. They were on lock down because there was a flu going around and a lot of them were sick and some were still sick. Joe who usually is front and center was not feeling good and only got a small bowl of ice cream and then had to go lay down. He's on dialyzes now and not doing good at all.
This time after everyone had eaten I sat down and talked to a few of the ladies. Bonnie, Geraldine and Mary. We had a great time. Got them talking and Marissa and I got to hear some great stories. We talked about the games we used to play when we were kids, not having TV or video games and how we all used our imagination and none of us were fat as we were running all over the place. I really had a great time and so did they. Next month I'm bringing watermelon and going to make flour tortilla wraps. Finding recipes to make to go with the tortillas. Any one have any let me know. Another day with the old farts..and a great time was had by all.