QUOTES FROM FOREST GUMP ABOUT KATRINA

sunday, outside his ranch(its not a fucking ranch, ther are no livestock..fuckers) in Crawford, TExas after he had declared a state of emergency as Hurricane Katrina approached:"These declarations will allow federal agencies to corrdinate all dister relief efforts, with state and local officials. We will do everything in our power to help the people in the communties affected by this storm."
Monday, at a Mediare event in El Mirage, Ariz., after Hurricane Katrina roared ashore:"when the storm passes, the federal government has got assets and resources that we'll be deploying to help you. In the meantime, America wil pray--pray for the health and safety of all our citizens."
Tuesday, at a v-j Day commemoration in San Diego, as rising floodwaters paralyzed New Orleans:"the federal, state and local governments are working side by side to do all we can to help people get back on their feet, and we have got a lot of work to do."
Wednesday, at the White House after flying over the devastated area, with the death toll forcast in the thousands:"we are dealing with one of the worst natural disasters in our nation's history..The dept of energy is approving loans from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to limit disruptions in crude supplies for refineries..This will help take some pressure off of gas prices. But our citizens must understand this storm has disrupted the capacity to make gasoline and generate gasoline."
Thursday, in the Oval Office, flanked by former Presidents George Bush and Bill Clinton and after New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin issued a "desperate SOS":"We all know this is an agonizing time for the people of the Gulf Coast.I ask their continued patienc as recovery operations unfold."
Friday, after a tour of Biloxi, Miss.""I am satisfied with the respoinse.I'm not satisfied with all the results."

source:White House


fuck me till I'm blind, deaf and out of the will...bang my head....bang my head...weep, wail and call on the goddess to come smite that asshole....

CALIFORNIA DRUG WARS...

issue is whether to curb, legitimize shops that sell medical marijuana...
san francisco...Kevin Reed has a broad smile as he watches a stream of customers..as many as 300 a day..examine the neatly displayed merchandise at his Green Cross medical-marijuana dispensary.
Several dozen large glass jars, stuffed with green buds and labeled with names such as "juicy fruit" and "wonder woman", sit on the counter in the narrow San Francisco shop that shares the block with a hair salon and Irish bar(figures. heehee)An extensive price list on a large white board starts at $40 for an eight of an ounce.
Mr. Reed and 40 other pot-club operators are at the center of a raging debate over who, if anyone, should regulate them...a subject that grew hazier in June when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that medicinal-marijuana laws in a dozen states including California do not protect users or suppliers from federal proscecution.

there is more to the article which was in the sat. Dallas Morning News in the Nation/World section..in case you want to finish reading it...but the pictures of the buds are unbelievable..
my daughter when she first got to calif. because she had so much trouble with anxiety, panic attacks, etc. got a marijuana medicinal card..she could grow it and smoke it...she lived in mendicino county and everyone including the lawyers, and a few judges grew it...that was the cash crop...and one thing you learned right away...dont tresspass....
wonder if they hunt arrowheads too...

BITS AND PEICES OF NEWS

read this in the dallas paper last sat..cracked me up and scared the shit out of me at the same time..doh..
arkansas meth addicts seem to be collecting arrowheads...
white county sherriff pat garrett(that is really his name..where's billy the kid)said that after more than 100 search warrants he has come to expect arrowheads, many thousands of years old, when he storms the home of suspected meth makers.
the reason is:"you get kind of wired ont that stuff, and you need to have something to do", said mr. young who is in the white county jail awaiting trial on meth charges..Mr. Young, 36, sold his arrow head collection to a local dealer for $1,250. enough to pay for a defense lawyer. He said "head hunting" filled his need for activity when he was on meth."you just get to walking and lookiing at the ground," mr. young said."you get to looking and an arrowhead catches your eye".."the strangest things you find out there is other dopeheads," said mr. young, who added that drug dealers and users often trade the arrowheads among themselves..
but local farmers find the groups of drugged arrowhead searchers an annoyance.
"to me, arrowhead hunting is the same as me going to a stranger's garden and picking his tomatoes," said Jerry Smith, who farms in nearby Brandford."that land and what's on it belongs to me."


well if that aint the shits..

THE GODDESS IDEA

i am thinking about starting a tshirt business and they will all have bits of wisdom from the goddess on them...first of all there would be the "WHAT WOULD THE GODDESS DO"? and "vengence is for the holy only", "live in peace or I'll smite your ass", "love your fellow man or I'll kick your ass", "marriage is for the commited". stuff like that..what do you think? would I be another Ronald Macdonald Trump? I have lots of ideas for sayings for the tshirts. need to figure out how i can pattent the name The Goddess...wonder how you do that...as you see I had lots of time on my hands this weekend and had nothing to do but think of weird shit to do...
also want to get with sooner and establish a fund to start a Joe Don Looney award..for the athelete with the most promising future that fucked up...
and speaking of soonerboy..im so sorry about your team getting beat by a bunch of frogs...what a shame..the point spread was sooners minus 26...I saw the score and i swear i could hear sooner screaming all the way from oklahoma...cheer up sweety..they are switching quarterbacks...better luck next game..

NO WORD ON THE REUNION SCREWUP

im wating to hear from my cousin michael about the reunion.my cousin bruce the one that pissed me off send me pictures of the reunion and didnt mention anything else..so maybe no one but bill nash and michael nash know of my miss sent email...i laughed all weekend ...every time i would think of it i would start to laugh again..it is so typical of something i would do...doh...there are only 2 of my aunts and uncles left out of 7...my aunt leola and my uncle bob..who we call wowo and hick...wowo cause we coulndnt pronounce leola when we were really little and hick from my aunt leola who gave him the nick name cause she said he was as hard headed as a hickory nut when they were kids...he still is...

I SURVIVED ANOTHER WEST FEST

and it wasent near as bad as i thought it would be as gas prices kept the crowd down to a respectful manageable bunch of drunks..i didnt even go..thought about it and said fuckit..rented some movies got a case of dublin dr.pepper some blue bell ice cream, chicken and kicked back. only came out to get paper and ran back home..i did drive by before and took some pictures. and a few during the rush but i didnt even go to the parade..it was shorter this year too..eveyone i talked to said it was a good one because there werent alot of people..30,000 people in our little town is a big ass mess..so will have to wait till i see the west paper wed and see what the count was..want you to know that the west fest organization donates money each year to the fire dept. the ambulance dept. the library, etc. last year they donated over $30,000 to various organizations..pretty cool...

JACKIESUE SCREWED THE POOCH AGAIN...BIG TIME

well, im laughing so hard im hysterical...eveyone at the libary is laughing with me even though they havent a clue..they dont know that im laughing cause i have done fucked up big time...as eveyone knows i was to go to the reunion this weekend in mesquite, texas...where allllllll of my kinfolk think bush is the second coming...and i had talked to my cousin bruce yesterday and by the time i got thru talking to him i was fit to be tied..bush this bush that..yea bush...fuck me till im deaf blind and out of the will...so i write an email to my cousin michael who's last name is nash...and rant and rave about our right wing nutcase relatives and how they all make my ass hurt and dont want to go to the reunion cause if i have to listen to them go on about their ole buddy bush i would go redneck and hurt some one...and signed it fuck fuck fuck...and then sent it to my "other" cousin who's last name is nash and is a chaplain...just as i hit send i saw the bill nash instead of michael nash...i tried to unsend it, but no way...so that is when i burst into hysterical laughter and keep saying oh god, what have i done. what have i done..laughing my ass off..had to laugh, crying wasent going to bring that fucking email back...so then i sent another email to bill nash and said..."oops, as you can see this was meant for michael not you"..."sorry"...no word yet...but think my days of being invited to any more family reunions is going to be slim and none..oh, lordy im still laughing....fuck fuck fuck...

STATE FAIR PIG

he won the pig contest last year and everyone thought he would be dead by now as they dont live that long on the hoof before someone makes bacon out of him..but this little chubette weighs in at 1,183..sleeps 23/7 and lives high on the hog..is name is boris..wish i could figure out how to get his picture on here..but dallas am news has it and think it is in the metro section...

well, it looks like im going to be making that second tip of ass hauling..and unless my bud's computer is fixed i wont see ya'll till tuesday..i'll be twitching and fidgetting all over the place by then...have a good labor day weekend..if i get in touch with red cross and they will send me..i may be posting from the south, as im going to see if they will let me go help..gotta do something...worried that my high blood pressure might keep me grounded though..will let you know...hasta la byby babes.

A SMALL DISTRACTION FROM KATRINA

dont want to post any of my psychotic rants here as it is not the time..but thought maybe a small update on the westfest happenings would be ok...these are some of the foods that will be sold at different booths..along with lots of pevo(beer in czech)...there will be armadillo eggs, armadillo tails,(dont ask i havent a clue), pretzels, soft-serve ice cream, tea, baked potatoes, lemonade, corny dogs, french fries, potato pancakes, potato pancakes with sausage, sausage, sausage sandwiches, sausage kolaches, sausage potato and kraut plate, beef fajitas, chicken fajitas, tostadas, hamburgers, cheeseburgers,super nachos, tamales, tacos, chalupas, burritos, sausage on a stick, corn on the cob on a stick, snow cones, cotton candy, sausage products, bbq sandwiches, chips pickles, roasted corn, kolaches, bohemian sanwiches(still dont know what that is), strudel, skink eggs,(nope dont know what that is either), chicken-fried steak sandwich, onion rings, krapli(?????), turkey drumsticks, beer-bread sausage sandwiches, funnel cakes, rosettes, frito pies, kettle corn, pork rinds, pecans almonds, cashews spudzillas, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles, fried squash, steak or chicken on a stick, ice cream floats, fruit and meat kolaches, gyros, spanako pita, pita sausage, greek sausage on a stick..(along with the greek maybe??)and of course...more sausage...this is along with a updated first aid booth..with i would assume..lots of alka-seltzer...pepto bismo and other anti-acids..
in case you do meet up with some czech's at west fest or other places(mostly pevo joints) here is a little help:
hello: dobry den (dobree den)
good morning: dobre rano(dobreh ranoh)
goodnight:dobrou noc(dobrow noc)

IT WILL TAKE 2 TRIPS..BUT IM HAULING ASS

going to go take some pictures of the town before the traffic gets her and then will take some of the traffic..we have put in a new signal light since last west fest..that should be good for a few laughs..took some pictures here in the library and going to take picts of my sweet little town..will see ya'll tomorrow at 3pm...library closed friday and sat. and sunday and monday so wont be back till tuesday..unless david's computer is fixed...damn..i will be going into withdrawl..starting to get a nervous twitch in my neck just thinking about it...damn..fuck...oh man...this is enough to piss off the pope...

SOONER'S POST

i thought since i really didnt have much to blog about i would go back and read sooners post from the beginning..leaving messages on each one..well, almost each one..and its sooo funny...you can almost see where the crazy shit starts to get out of hand and he just fucking loses control and the crazyness just takes over...we have created a gigantic monster and i for one...love it...how did i ever ever...ever get along with out knowing soonerboy...i can die happy now...i have met the sooner..and it is all good..

BLOGGER PEOPLE ARE GOOD PEOPLE

have been jumping around reading eveyones blogs about what they think about katrina and the lives she has destroyed ...and im really proud of all of you for your thoughts and prayers plus all the donations..i would like to thank you for not being a red state or a blue state but for being good americans...the goddess said she is very proud of her children...

REVENGE SHARON OSBOURNE STYLE

sometimes you gotta just laugh and walk away...this was in dallas am news yesterday...

How do you silence Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson? you pull the plug during his band's show, of course.Sharon Osbourne, wife of rocker Ozzy Osbourne, admitted she cut the band's power during a concert on this summer's Ozzfest tour."yes, I did cut Iron Maiden's sound," Ms.Osbourne said in a letter to Iron Maiden's manager, Rod Smallwood. Among other misdeeds, she accused Mr. Dickinson of bad-mouthing her husband from the stage throughout the tour. During the same show this month, Iron Maiden's memebers were pelted with eggs and debris from the crowd."was Dickinson so naive to think that I was going to let him get away with talking (shit) about my family night after night?" Mr. Smallwood, on Iron Maiden's web site, said the band deserved an apology.

yeah, there's a big chance of Sharon saying im sorry to them...heehee..more like fuck you very much....

people are funny

4500 BLOGEYES.....BOY HOWDY

wow...how cool..thank you one and all...beers are on me at sooner's ...byob...(bring your own brownies)

MONDAY WAS A GOOD DAY AND NIGHT

i feel guilty..while mississippi, la, and other parts of the south are getting wailed on by katrina i had a most excellent day..and i really feel guilty..seems bad somehow to have such a great day while people are losing their homes and lives...
but i still had a good day.we are actually experiencing fall weather here in the little town of west...then monday morning my friend debi and her niece came by as i had checked out janet ivanovich's latest book for them to read...gave her some friendship bracelets that i had braided, a journal for her daughter samantha along with some old rock and roll cassetts..oingo boingo, morrisey, u2, dead kennedys, dead milkmen(????? names may be wrong), ziggy marley and some others..and got invited to a bbq next monday at their place out in the country..goodie..
we also talked about when the giant great dane "baby" adopted me.so that was nice...then went to the library where henrietta had cataloged the historian and i got to be the first one to read it..its about drakula, vlad the inpaler..so far it is really good. but as big as a dictionary...then i spent 4 hours here in the library catching up on blogs and posting new blogs which is getting to be more fun all the time...but beginning to think it is a little weird that you folks are starting to take up more of my time and feelings than friends and family...oh well...
then i went and bought 2 disposeable cameras and going to go around town and take pictures and take them at west fest and get them on my blog site if it kills me..took picture of the gigantic czech flag that is flying down at bolton's chevy dealership...big ass flag..usually it is the texas flag waving but for west fest the czech flag goes up..and man the clouds..they were just beautiful yesterday and today also...i love texas clouds..then watched the monday night football game til it was a rout and then watched the rest of prison break....yeah right...that could happen...speaking of which ..what ever happened to juday tanuda...she was soooo funny and i miss her..dont you know she would have some great things to say about what is going on in the news today? then i watched letterman which was really good. had great top ten list of why bush knows he's having a bad vacation...pretty damn funny. then john macenro was on and he was good. then andy dick got on and we found out why his last name is "dick"...what a putz...
but the capper of the night was a 2 hour rock and roll documentary on "queen"...it was soo good..miss freddy mercury..so it was a great day and night..then i turn on news this am and the horrow and distruction in mississippi was heart breaking..and i have friends that live near new orleans and cant get a hold of her..and doesnt mentalheathrn live in mississippi? how is she...has anyone heard...well, shit..im so ate up with guilt for having a good day. going to go to church and light some more candles...maybe redo my check book and see if i cant come up with another $10 for red cross...

I LOVE PBS..

sat is great for cooking show on pbs..there is one that is my favorite..not so much for the recipes or the cooking knowledge but just to listen to the "chef"...it is called capfire cafe..and the cook is either from broken pelvic, idaho, or pubic hair, wyo. or maybe dipshit,alabamahe cracks me up..this week he was making a dressing and it called for "ball sam-ik vin'ger"...i swear that is what he called it.. i laughed so hard rocky got up and left the house..sat. night we had one of those lovely texas rains...soaked the yard good, watered my plants and i went out and did my little rain goddess thank you dance...got mud all over the kitchen floor...oh well.i have been in such a happy happy happy mood...the cowboys have won 2 straight...beat houston which will give me some thing to rub in on the houston kinfolk if i go to the reunion..still havent decided if im going or not..if i dont and stay in west i will take pictures of my little town and send them out..still trying ot figure out how to scan and put on blog site..no one here knows how to use it...doh...i just finished reading a book i had read before and enjoyed and thought i would recommend it to you ..it is american tabloid by elroy lenord or lenord elroy one of the two..i have old farts desease...i had a weepy phone call with the little goddess and she said i must say im sorry to my son for what i said about his wife...so i did..i emailed it to him..was going to call but my luck she would answer the phone and ..well, we wouldnt want that...so im sorry....no matter how funny i thought it sounded or how pissed i was at her i should not have said it and especially on my blog site and then ask him to read it..kind of shitty of me...but i never said i was a nice person...so anyhow..we'll see how that bit goes...im almost embarrased to say this..but i want soap operas..or day time dramas as they like to be called now...i started out 40 years ago watching another world and days of our lives... when they took another world off the air i was pissed for three years..hell, im still pissed about it...now i watch days, general hospital(just to see sonny grin and see those dimples) guiding light( i like reva, she's nuts), young and the restless just to see if victor will ever change his expression or grow a personality..i used to watch bold and the beautiful but that one chick who sleeps with all the forrester men creeps me out..she has been down on everything but the titantic..kind of like sonny on general hospital..who gets more ass than a toilet seat...but something that i noticed on them is the amt of plastic surgury they have had...and how fucking skinny they are...the actress that plays hope on days of our lives looks like a walking talking skeleton ...and the actress that plays caroline has had so much surgury that he teeth dont even fit her mouth anymore..she looks like that scary guy that played the preacher in poltigist 11..she looks like she is near death...and there is so much collegen in the lips of the woman on bold & beautiful(taylor??) that if she bit her lip she would drown before anyone could get her to the hospital...im not against plastic surgury but there is a point where these people are starting to look un human...or not human...they look chinese...no wrinkles, no fat, no bags, no .....nuffin..what the fuck do they eat to get so skinny..or do they eat at all...?? pretty weird...but if i had the money i would get clipped, snipped, tucked, sucked and have every thing lifted but my personality...you would be able to build another person with the fat they could get off me..yeah, like that is going to happen...

DALLAS PAPER HAD ALL KINDS OF GOOD SHIT THIS PAST SUNDAY

man, what a bunch of good stuff i have to blog about..dallas am news was chock full of good stuff. stupid stuff and stuff that makes you be grateful there is a 5 day waiting to buy guns...ok, here goes..
COUPLE'S HOME A TV TARGET..
la habra, calif.. acouple whose home was wrongly identified on national television as belonging to an Islamic radical has faced harassment, and police are providing special protection.
After the news report ran on fox news on aug 7th, people have shouted profaities at Randy and Ronnell Vorick and spray-painted "terrorist"(spelling in "terrist")on their property.
"im scared to go to work and leave my kids home. I call them every 30 minutes to make sure they're ok,", Mr. Vorick said.
JOhn Loftus, a former federal prosecutor who hosts inside scoop with john luftus, gave out the house address during the broadcast.
Police have patrolled their house since the day after the broadcast and now have a squad car across the street.
He said the home belonged to Iyad Hilal, whose group, Mr. LOftus said, has ties to those responsible for the July 7 bombins in London. But Mr. Hilal moved out of hte house about 3 years ago..
Mr. Loftus apologized but also said:"mistakes happen....That was the best information we had at the time"
well, kiss my ass and call me friendly...what an asshole...some fucking mistake..no accountability for the fucker..some one should kick his ass..
now this article is about the earth and the core of the earth that is found to be spinning faster than the plantet..
the solid core taht measures about 1,500 in diameter is spinning about one-quarter to one-half degree faster per year, thatn the rest of the world.The spin of the earth's core is an important part of hte dynamo that created the planet's magnetic field and they believe that magnetic interaction is responsible for the different rates of spin..they calculated that the core is spinning slightly faster than the rest of hte lanet and is a bit lumpy...ok, ill buy that...makes sense...BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN????
is the earth going to spin out of control? are we going to go hurtling thru space all of us being flung of the earth into the wild blue yonder???pisses me off. now i have something else to fucking worry about...assholes..
one of the few things g. gordon liddy has ever said that i agree with...
the problem REv. Robertson has is you can be a politcal leader, you can be a religious leader, but it's very difficult to be both..."..no shit sherlock.

Shreveport, La. police say:
that a man apporached a clerk at a convenience store after spending 40 minutes in the bathroom, stuck his hand under his shirt, and announced that he was robbing the store and had a gun..
the clerk told the man she knew it wasn't a gun, and they argued, then scuffled.
the clerk grabbed a baseball bat from behind the counter and began to beat him, then noticed the fork under his shirt. she chased him from the store, still hitting him with the bat.
a customer took a pistol from his car, fired it in the ground and held the man for police. police said
Derrick Dwayne Franklin, 24, was taken to jail on a charge of attempted armed robbery..
WHAT A SCHMUCK....yes, i know it means prick in yiddish...gave me a good laugh though

something for all you people that are screaming about how we are in iraq to give them freedom..

"THIS IS THE FUTURE OF THE NEW IRAQI GOVERNMENT..IT WILL BE IN THE HANDS OF THE CLERICS. I WANTED IRAQI WOMEN TO BE FREE, TO BE ABLE TO TALK FREELY AND TO BE ABLE TO MOVE AROUND. I AM NOT GOING TO STAY HERE"....DR. RAJA KUZAI, SECULAR SHITE MEMBER OF IRAQ'S NATIONAL ASSEMBLY..AUG. 24TH..
the iraqi women will have less freedom now after bush's little run for freedom for the people of iraq than they did before..

some controversial comments by pat robinson...
I THINK FEDERAL JUDGES ARE DESTROYING THE FABRIC THAT HOLDS OUR NATION TOGETHER.THE GRADUAL EROSION OF HTE CONSENSUS THAT'S HELD OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER IS PROBABLY MORE SERIOUS..THAN A FEW BEARED TERRORISTS WHO FLY INTO BUILDINGS..(ROBERTSON SAID THIS THIS YEAR ON ACTIVIST JUDGES)

"WHEN LAWLESSNESS IS ABROAD IN THIS LAND, THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN HERE THAT HAPPENED IN NAZI GERMANY. MANY OF THOSE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN ADOLF HITLER WERE SATANISTS, MANY OF THEM WERE HOMOSEXUALS. THE TWO SEEM TO GO TOGETHER...(HE SAID THIS IN 93 WHEN THEN PRESIDENT CLINTON ANNOUNCED HE WAS ORDERING AN END TO A BAN ON GAYS IN THE MILITARY.)

"I WOULD WARN ORLANDO THAT YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE WAY OF SOME SERIOUS HURRICANES AND I DON'T THINK I'D BE WAVING THOSE FLAGS IN GOD'S FACE."(HE SAID THIS ABOUT A GAY EVENT IN FLORIDA IN 98)

IN A FUND-RAISING LETTER IN 92 IN OPPOSITION TO A PROPOSED EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDENT TO THE IIOWA CONSTITUTION, MR. ROBERTSON SAID IT WAS PART OF A "FEMINIST AGENDA" THAT"IS NOT ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN." INSTEAD, "IT IS ABOUT A SOCIALIST, ANTIFAMILY POLITICAL MOVEMENT THAT ENCOURAGES A WOMEN TO LEAVE THEIR HUSBANDS, KILL THEIR CHILDREN, PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT, DESTROY CAPITALISM AND BECOME LESBIANS"...LATER MR. ROBERTSON SAID AN AIDE WROTE THE LETTER...
yeah right..

wow, and you all wonder why i find the christian right so loathsome...


and best of the best ..the sunday doonsbury...
"good news, folks! My partner here has just returned from right-wing radio's latest "truth tour" in Iraq!So, Chase-did you ever leave the safety of the green zone?"
"are you kidding? My producer and i toured the real bahdad.We didn't just report from our hotel rooms like the liberal media!"
"So what'd you find?"
"Wall to wall good news. For instance, Iraqi's now average 10 hours of electric power every day, not the 9 hours you always read about.and we only saw 30% unemployment not the 35% reported in cnn horror lies. and the "200" civilians who die every week according to the left wing press? well, guess what?it's barely 195. the streets are much less dangerous than the liberal media want you to think. our convoy only came under fire twice.I've never felt safer."
"really? how did your producer feel?"
"well, he was kidnapped, but that could have happened anywhere"



yup, i love doonsbury...

so that is my news for the day....
and always remember to be alert.....the world needs more lerts..

SOONER'S RECREATIONAL POT TAKES A DETOUR

read in the dallas am news that they busted two guys with 600 lbs of pot, someplace in oklahoma..there goes sooners supply for the bar. damn...that will cut back on the brownies.

WELCOME TO BLOGVILLE, BABY GODDESS

Well, i finally wore her down..my daughter is now a blogger...and not afraid to let anyone know who she is kin to..she is mojo32 and her blog is entitled YELLOWDOG GRANNY IS MY MOTHER...brave kid..sooner and babs have welcomed her with open arms...she has already had to listen to me rave on about my "buds" here in bloggerville and tried to explain soonerville to her but could mentally picture her eyes glazing over..she's always had the ability to write"good" and expect her to have fun with this...but she does have a very full life...does more in one day than i do in a week...which is why i spend so much time with you all...(all ya'll).just so you will know what kind of mind you will be dealing with (other than she is my only daughter)..when we were living in calif we had a townhouse apt..2 beds, 2 baths upstairs..down stairs was bath,living room dinning room and large kitchen...we have always been a going to the movie family...and we had gone to see High Anxiety with mel brooks as he is one of my hero's..now if you havent seen the movie it is a spoof on all the hitchcock movies...and mel and some flunky are in this room and some one throws a rock thru the window...flunky says i got it...and reads the note...etc ....each time a rock gets thrown thru another window it gets bigger..and he always says "i got it" and picks it up ..by the time the last one is thrown it is a bolder the size of a washing machine.and he says I got it and is staining and grunting and carrying on..this is all thru the movie...so the next day after the boys have gone to school it is just mojo and I..im in kitchen fixing lunch she is in down stairs bathroom going to the bathroom and I hear in a strained voice.."I got it..."....."nope, I dont got it"..............
"i got it"......."nope, I dont got it"...this goes on for 3-4 minutes and then finally I hear "ahhhhh, I got it"...and could hear this splash....I fell in the floor laughing my ass off...she was 2 years old...funny kid even then...that's my girl..

ONE WEEK TIL WESTFEST ...HOT DAMN

this is westfest's 30th year of blash throwing for czech's..The event begins with the westfest preview party(which used to be the best street dance ever, fuckers)..beginning at 5:30pm Sept. 3rd.the miss westfest pagent set to begin at 7pm..this is where homegrown beer fed young ladies vie for the coveted crown..Rising country and western singer Pauline Reese of Temple, Texas will sing, followed by one of my favorite groups, the Austin-bsed, western swing band, Asleep at the Wheel. All of this takes place in the east tent..There is a children's area where the kids will be able to ride all the rides for $15, the price does not include the price of admission or the price of any games..(when it first started 30 years ago it was $1 to get in and think pevo(beer in czech) was $1 also..All military personnel will get discounted rates along with anyone over 65..(three more years to go for me)
The parade starts at 9am..and west fest opens at 11pm..the parade is really really big...lots of floats, cool old cars, kids on bikes, and assorted hot shot politicians going for the photo op..New for this westsfest is a tractor pull..trophies will be awarded to winners..there will be a traveling ag in the classroom program. it is a mobile exhibit to show kids grade 1 thru 6 how agriculture touches everday lives..(wow, how....dull) it will be a hands on exhibit that should appeal to city and country folk alike...(you betcha)also on the grounds are 32 booths of foods, hours of ethnic entertainment under the Cultural Amphitheater, over 70 arts and craft exhibitors, along with polka music and dancing under both the east and west tents..For the second year there will be a musical talent show. Other items for the festival include, an antique tractor display, karaoke and the return of the Mobile Dairy Classroom(gasp, the excitement of it all). There will be a Taroky tournament.Also volley ball and horse shoe contests.Ane dont forget the washer pitching contest too.and the high light of the festival is Brave Combo..grammy winning Brave Combo i should say...and since this is the 30 year anniversary there will be fireworks..Bishop Peter Esterka of Orange, Calif. is to celebrate the polka mass. Plus there is the kolache baking contest...so a fun time will be had by all.. the population of west is 2,268 normally..over the westfest weekend it will swell to over 30,000 people..i can hardly wait..which means everyone goes to the store and stocks up for 3 days as no one who is used to sitting at a stop sign and waiting for no more than 8-9 cars is going to want to sit at a stop sign and wait for 50 cars...fuck no...not me...nope no way..but then there is the humor factor of watching all them drunk czech's fall down and throw up on their shoes...cant wait.

BE STILL MY HEART

Henrietta is filling empty egg shells with confetti for west fest and im helping her tend the library. some lady came in and got a bunch of audio tapes and had a janet ivanovich and i said you are going to love it, she is so funny and there is a grandma in there that will make you laugh out loud..she went back and checked out 2 more by janet..so felt like i had done my good job for the day..henrietta in a nice way(huh) reminded me that i was not suppposed to have an opinon about books. couldnt reccomend or show support for any one book. said that was ok cause i was a volunteer and it wasent a real job for me..she got that tight look around her mouth again and then smiled...heehee. i love making her do that thing with her mouth..heehee. any way.....the real story here is that we started talking about politics( i said i would never recommend political type books for fear of pissing everyone off as i was probably the only democrat in town) she said nope..that the town voted almost over whelmingly for kerry..i fell off my chair..i said what????? no way. these people are all right wing wing nuts for george bush..she said nope..check it out...i havent yet, because im afraid she was wrong and dont want to kill the buzz ihave going too soon...can you believe that..?? im going to go check it out..have been on line checking out joe don looney all morning...thanks to my son soonerboy i have been laughing my butt off all day..i love and miss joe don looney...hail the hero...

P. DIDDY

P. Diddy announced that he is to longer be called P. Diddy, that he was dropping the P. and only wanted to be called Diddy..I on the other hand will still call him by his first name..."du wa"..

STILL BORED ..STILL THINKING ABOUT WEIRD SHIT

my favorite football player was not that great of a football player..but he brought me more laughs than david letterman. his name was joe don looney. he played for so many different teams he may have set a record..most of the stories i read about him are from when he played for Detroit...they for some reason had a gym set up inside(this was in the 50's maybe or 60's) and they had one of those tension type machines where you would get down and ram it with your shoulder like you were going to hit someone..and it was spring loaded to hit you back like a real person..well, somehow they had the tension too tight and it was knocking people out, so they said dont mess with it till we get it fixed..looney said fuckit and got down jumped forward hit the machine and it knocked him out..totally..they took him off and said, really now..dont mess with it til we get it fixed. looney was not going to let some damn machine get the best of him. so later on after lights out the entire team could hear this sound over head of someone running...then a wham sound and then a thump and silence....then running again..the wham sound and then a thump...all night long...he never gave up..they finally had to take it away..he was also not very good at obeying orders and hating the thought of someone telling him when he had to be in bed for bed check...so was constantly sneaking out..once in a team meeting while watching films he got up handed the coach a sandwitch and said hold this for me and walked out and never came back...he got fired from so many teams..he adventually left football and then one day i saw a picture of him in people magazine with an elephant..cant remember the story but lots of people were pissed off. he died..and i miss him and his weird mind..

OK, I LIED ..IM BACK ALREADY..BUT HAVE GOSSIP

was checking out some books and henrietta asked me if i watched big brother on tv..and out of boredom i had been kinda watching it when the phone call bit comes on pbs..so i said yes..and she said the girl on their named april(blond) is from west...doh..how cool is that...ok, that's it...

HIRE THE HANDICAPPED, WE'RE FUN TO WATCH

I have been coming to this library at least 5 days a week for over 10 years...and just now discovered they have a scanner..fuck me...if i can figure out how to do it..i will be loading my blog up with pictures..want eveyone to see my beautiful daughter..she is sober 14 months and lost almost 60 lbs..she looks soo fine...but couldnt figure out what was really differnt about her..then i snapped..she looked like a woman...not just some pretty big tittied girl...so proud of her..she called last night and we talked for almost 2 hours..you cant belive the difference talking to her sober as it was talking to her drunk all the time..she has a fella who seems to be good for her and they are even talking about (way down the road) having a baby..she wants to have a baby..i freaked out..this is the kid from the time she could form a sentence said "i dont want to have kids"..and now she does..maybe i'll get that grandson yet...well, going to go home and make me some sun tea, lemon chicken, and have a bowl of boomer sooner surprise(with out the viagra sprinkles)..see ya'll tomorrow...