Sunday, February 26, 2006
TOODLE'S AWARD SHOW
"Mom, stop pacing the floor, your going to wear out your new cowboy boots."...I could hear my daughter, Maryjo's voice but it was just a humming in my ear..I was as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. What was I going to say? Would all my friends be there?..I couldn't stand it any longer..I had to peek thru the curtains.......and yes, they were...Bab's, Denise and Sooner right in the front row..where in the Goddess's name did Sooner get a red double S embossed Red And White tuxido? Will the world know that it stands for Super Sooner?ah, who gives a fuck ..me, Babs and Denise know..Babs looks so beautiful in her new green dress..who knew that she could teach the roaches to sew? And Denise rocks in her dress of many colors. Oh man, this is just going to be nerve wracking, as I still don't know how to thank Toodle's for this great award...and to follow in the glittery footsteps of BWG, well, that is an honor in itself.."Mom, they just called your name....listen to the applause.".....(from the stage...and here we have ladies and gentlemen......our very own winner of the Toodler Award................Jackiesue Denney........)
Ok, I'm walkin out to the stage in my brand new Dallas Cowboy tshirt, brand new jeans and custom made boots with the Dr.Pepper emblem on one and Blue Bell emblem on the other...................and here I am....and what do I say:
"FUCKME TILL I WEAR TOTESACK DRAWERS..."