I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

GREAT THOUGHTS or not


I so stole these.
Another bunch of great thoughts that do make sense..
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.Now I don't know what to feed it.
*****I had amnesia once --or twice.
*****I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.Now what?
*****Protons have mass?I didn't even know they were Catholic.
*****All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
*****If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
*****What is a "free" gift?Aren't all gifts free?
*****They told me I was gullibleand I believed them.
*****Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home,and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
******Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone
*****One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
*****My weight is perfect for my height --which varies
*****I used to be indecisive.Now I'm not sure.
*****The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
*****How can there be self-help "groups"?
*****If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
*****Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
*****Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Giggle.....

Anonymous said...

Comment above from Monkey Bear...Some of those are priceless... giggle

Wendy said...

haha @ whales.

jan said...

Seriously now, why don't men have to ride side saddle because of, you know. I've never had a man explain this to me.

Pom said...

I am SO swiping that picture!

sageweb said...

Love the picture and the quotes. Jan is right..why are boys bikes made with a bar to hit their balls on?

Ole Phat Stu said...

We men don't ride sidesaddle because we're cocksure ;-)

rosemary said...

I want to experience the money/happiness one.

Anne Johnson said...

These remind me of Stephen Wright.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

i kinda liked the finding the heart in san francisco one..ha...

Intense Guy said...

I suddenly understand why there is such a shortage of Buffalos these days...they've all been killed for their wings.

Now to figure out how those big animals managed to fly with such little wings.

Intense Guy said...

P.s., I finally mailed you stuff today.

P.s.s, How's Nitwit?

P.s.s.s, How's Annie?

..and I'd be remiss if I didn't ask, "How's youse?"

texlahoma said...

They're all good but "Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone." is too true.

apositivepessimist said...

I need the kindness is contagious one on a tee-shirt…I’d also like one that says “Fuck Off! I don’t like you.”

The boys bikes were designed by women. So that they’ll later understand the “I’ll bust yer balls” threat.

Heidi said...

Great thoughts!