I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

GREAT THOUGHTS or not


I so stole these.
Another bunch of great thoughts that do make sense..
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.Now I don't know what to feed it.
*****I had amnesia once --or twice.
*****I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.Now what?
*****Protons have mass?I didn't even know they were Catholic.
*****All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
*****If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
*****What is a "free" gift?Aren't all gifts free?
*****They told me I was gullibleand I believed them.
*****Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home,and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
******Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone
*****One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
*****My weight is perfect for my height --which varies
*****I used to be indecisive.Now I'm not sure.
*****The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
*****How can there be self-help "groups"?
*****If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
*****Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
*****Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Giggle.....

Anonymous said...

Comment above from Monkey Bear...Some of those are priceless... giggle

Jan said...

Seriously now, why don't men have to ride side saddle because of, you know. I've never had a man explain this to me.

Pom said...

I am SO swiping that picture!

sageweb said...

Love the picture and the quotes. Jan is right..why are boys bikes made with a bar to hit their balls on?

Ole Phat Stu said...

We men don't ride sidesaddle because we're cocksure ;-)

rosemary said...

I want to experience the money/happiness one.

Anne Johnson said...

These remind me of Stephen Wright.

yellowdoggranny said...

i kinda liked the finding the heart in san francisco one..ha...

Intense Guy said...

I suddenly understand why there is such a shortage of Buffalos these days...they've all been killed for their wings.

Now to figure out how those big animals managed to fly with such little wings.

Intense Guy said...

P.s., I finally mailed you stuff today.

P.s.s, How's Nitwit?

P.s.s.s, How's Annie?

..and I'd be remiss if I didn't ask, "How's youse?"

texlahoma said...

They're all good but "Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone." is too true.

apositivepessimist said...

I need the kindness is contagious one on a tee-shirt…I’d also like one that says “Fuck Off! I don’t like you.”

The boys bikes were designed by women. So that they’ll later understand the “I’ll bust yer balls” threat.

Heidi said...

Great thoughts!