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Monday, April 12, 2010

ANOTHER BOROWITZ THEFT.

April 12, 2010
Palin, Bachmann Seek Two Additional Horsemen
Send Out Call at Tea Party Rally

MINNEAPOLIS (
The Borowitz Report) – Making a joint appearance at a Tea Party rally in Minneapolis, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Rep. Michele Bachmann put out a cryptic call for “two more horsemen” to join their movement.“Michele and me, that’s two horsemen right there,” Gov. Palin told the exuberant crowd. “You add two more horsemen into the mix and we’ll be good to go.”While the two politicians were cagey about what the duties of the aforementioned horsemen would be, Rep. Bachmann said, “You can bet it will be a mission to end all missions.”According to a source close to the two politicians, they have already drawn up a list of possible candidates for the additional two horsemen, a list which includes Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and the entire Cheney family.“It’s a long list,” the source said. “If you add up everyone on the list the number you get is 666.”The Tea Party rally featuring Palin and Bachmann received wide coverage, including in the collected works of Nostradamus and in the prophecies of ancient Mayans.

9 comments:

Intense Guy said...

I'm guessing Sarah is the horse of Death...

Conquest, war, famine, and death... well.. maybe she's war...

Charlene said...

I nominate Ms Coulter and Ms Cheany. Might as well make it the Rich Bitch Posse, or something.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

*snort*

Sling said...

Oh no!!..The Bachmann/Palin brain trust is on the case!
..Be afraid.

Ted Amadeus said...

I nominate "Limbilge" and Coulter.
They are so fucking right-wing nut they make the Tea Party look liberal-center.

Ted Amadeus said...

Cheneys can be recruited to shovel the horseshit...They're experienced, qualified and capable from decades experience shoveling bullshit!

Blueberry said...

I'll rally up a couple more horses if that's all it takes to get these idiots to ride away from here. What is this? Barbie's Armageddon Playhouse?

billy pilgrim said...

if you're gonna have 4 horseman one of them has to be the nature boy ric flair!

texlahoma said...

Horsemen!
How stupid is that?
It only conjures up images of the Apocalypse. (Sometimes my spelling is so bad that even spell check doesn't know what I'm trying to spell.)